***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***

[Lucky9teen]

I couldn't resist....so many memes this week

“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines

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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines

Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines

This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines

May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines

And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines

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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines

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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

 

And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...

To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi

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And, how many have been taken in by this?

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And, to sum up this week in one pic

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

L Mao

[BenLurkin]

[Monkey Face]

Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO like that, very much! Thanks! Next week at the same time?

[wyokostur]

[IYAS9YAS]

Can you get this one? I'm stumped...

Bucket list?

[wyokostur]

[wyokostur]

[JoeProBono]

[OrioleFan]

Let’s Play 24 Questions

1. What city do you live: Beavercreek
2. What do you do: Retired software developer, volunteer for Mended Hearts
3. How many siblings do you have: 3
4. Any children - how many: 2
5. Thing That Last Made You Laugh: 99 year old band member who was celebrating passing the eye test for her drivers license.
6. Biggest Fear: being buried alive
7. Who is your hero: WWII vets I’ve known
8. Curious - what religion do you practice: Christian
9. Dumbest Lie Ever Told: I don’t lie.
10. Someone Funny who makes you laugh: Buddy Hackett
11. Age: almost 66
12. Real first Name: Donald
13. Nicknames: Don, and a few my Air Force buddies gave me
14. Favorite Color: AF blue
15. Someone You Miss: My dad
16. Something You Regret Doing: Going into management.
17. Favorite movie: Imitation Game
18. Favorite Memory: Playing guitar in bars in 70’s
19. Favorite Holiday: Thanksgiving
20. Favorite Season: Fall
21. Favorite Number: 8 (I was a operating systems programmer for Control Data Corporation).
22. Thing That Annoy You: Politicians who whine, “how are we going to pay for it.”
23. Shoe Size: 10.5
24. Birthday: June 10

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

To #5. Re the photo of “Texas Energy Bars”.

Look more like Texas-sized suppositories (for when you don’t have Gerbils)

[wyokostur]

[wyokostur]

[scott0347]

In before the ping :)

[Lucky9teen]

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When someone says they don't like my Silliness
I'm like...

HOWBOW DAH?


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[Lucky9teen]

***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD FOR 5/5***

MAY 5TH - WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING TODAY?

Cinco de Mayo

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International Tuba Day - first Friday in May

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National Hoagie Day

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Oyster Day

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Space Day

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Meanwhile, you had one job...

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I don't think that's correct

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Unfortunate place to bend over

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Guaranteed to crash

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I don't think that's going to work.

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I'm not sure they looked hard enough.

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Thanks for the heads up.

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Someone didn't think this through...

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You had one job!

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And here is today's challenge. Google your real first name in Google Images with "meme" after it, and post the 5th one that comes up.

[TADSLOS]

Love it! LMAO.

[left that other site]

A Great Day to be SILLY!

:-)

[NEMDF]

Top 200? HA

Since it is Cinco de Mayo, I wore my red, white, striped shirt. MAGA!

[Travis T. OJustice]

HAPPY FRIDAY!