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How Conservative Are You?
Vanity | 5/21/2018 | BubbaBasher

Posted on 05/21/2018 10:51:33 AM PDT by BubbaBasher

I'm so conservative I:

- Refuse to park on the left side of my driveway.

- Am looking to buy a right-hand drive car.


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To: BubbaBasher
"Any More?" . . . looking to buy a right-hand drive car

I bought a right-hand drive car; a Lotus. It went 145 MPH. Don't ask how I know that! I still hold the land speed record in four generations of the "Ace" family.

The only thing liberal about me is my "tipping." I like to see happy people!

41 posted on 05/21/2018 12:49:13 PM PDT by Ace's Dad ("America is Great because America is Good " - Alexis de Tocqueville)
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To: BOARn
I dress right. ;-)

I wonder how many folks here know what you mean by that?

42 posted on 05/21/2018 12:51:59 PM PDT by Ace's Dad ("America is Great because America is Good " - Alexis de Tocqueville)
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To: heterosupremacist

B.s. I am Genghis and nobody right of me rush Limbaugh is a socialist


43 posted on 05/21/2018 12:54:51 PM PDT by genghis
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To: heterosupremacist

B.s. I am Genghis and nobody right of me rush Limbaugh is a socialist


44 posted on 05/21/2018 12:54:53 PM PDT by genghis
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To: heterosupremacist

B.s. I am Genghis and nobody right of me rush Limbaugh is a socialist


45 posted on 05/21/2018 12:55:13 PM PDT by genghis
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To: BubbaBasher

I’m so conservative I was born that way.


46 posted on 05/21/2018 1:26:07 PM PDT by upchuck (The problem: parents doing their careers instead of raising their kids. h/t: Wyrd bið ful aræd)
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To: BubbaBasher

I only buy the Right Side Twix.


47 posted on 05/21/2018 2:13:32 PM PDT by gop4lyf (Gay marriage is neither. Democrats are the party of sore losers and pedophiles.)
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To: genghis

You win, Genghis!

Rock on!


48 posted on 05/21/2018 3:03:43 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - (Thomas Jefferson)
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To: mulligan

mulligan wrote:

Most everyone hates me.
NOT TRUE!

I gotz nuttin’ but love for my mulligan!

Rock on!


49 posted on 05/21/2018 3:10:07 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - (Thomas Jefferson)
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To: BubbaBasher

I am so conservative I...

-use my right mind (left handed)

-like social, political and economic change to occur so slowly it takes many generations...


50 posted on 05/21/2018 3:15:06 PM PDT by Manly Warrior (US ARMY (Ret), "No Free Lunches for the Dogs of War")
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To: rlmorel
"I grinned evilly and said “Yeeesssss...Yes! I am!”"

Even better timing would be 30-seconds before she has an orgasm...

51 posted on 05/21/2018 5:34:22 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?)
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To: BubbaBasher

My Grandfather was so conservative my Dad joked he was in High School before he know “Damn Democrat!” was two words.


52 posted on 05/22/2018 6:35:01 PM PDT by utahb52
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