New Law Allows Parents To Abort Non-Viable Millennials (satire)

Babylon Bee ^ | 02/01/19 | unknown

[eyeamok]

"Any child who's 30 years old and still living with their parents is obviously a non-viable life form, and that's between the parents and their doctor to discuss options," said one representative defending the bill in the assembly. "The millennial can be kept comfortable in the basement while the mother decides if she wants to keep them. But that's between her and her doctor."

[eyeamok]

Now we just need another law allowing Post Term Abortions for Public Servants that LIE TO THE PEOPLE!!

[Da Coyote]

How dare you make post-birth abortion perhaps something to be considered. :-)

[arthurus]

The logical progression here is to move the upper age limit for abortion up to perhaps school age or even to the age of majority- 18 or 21.

[sauropod]

ROFL!

Hoist on their own petard!

[Da Coyote]

Heh, perhaps my terse reply was misunderstood. Heck, the article even goes up to 30 years of age or so. I love this best sort of humor, destroying the premise with a wonderful logic.

[HangnJudge]

...The logical progression here is to move the upper age limit for abortion up to perhaps school age or even to the age of majority- 18 or 21

Reminds me of an old joke

At age 13, stuff teenagers into a barrel
Feed them through hole on side
At age 18, if they are sane, let them out
Otherwise close up hole in barrel
Dispose as waste

[arthurus]

I wasn’t adding to the humor aspect of it here. I believe that abortion up to a year of age is in the cards. It has been proposed and discussed by the academics- the “theoreticians”- of the Party for years and their ruminations have a habit of becoming political action.

[QBFimi]

Sounds like a modest proposal to be seriously considered.

[Liz]

.... we need a law allowing Post Term Abortions for Public Servants and elected parasites that LIE TO THE PEOPLE...

I like it.

[thoughtomator]

I can totally see this being a real thing in 10 years.

[SgtHooper]

It will not matter, since libidiot AOC thinks the world will end in 12. :-)

[Liz]

"....a 30 years old still living with parents is obviously a non-viable life form. The millennial can be kept comfortable in the basement
while the mother decides if she wants to keep it. Respect all privacy laws......its a decision made between her and her doctor"........

Gov Northam will definitely approve.

[9YearLurker]

Bwahaha!

[EQAndyBuzz]

“But that’s between her and her doctor.””

I would say at that point it is between her and her lawyer.

[bagster]

Gov Northam will definitely approve.

Aka Coonman.

[Liz]

Bol......cute.

[litehaus]

Does that start at 100th TRIMESTER,150th?
Applicable to POLITICIANS ?

[bagster]

Lol......cute.

[cnsmom]

Obama didn’t want his daughters to be punished with a child. So there is no age defined.

[dfwgator]

It will not matter, since libidiot AOC thinks the world will end in 12. :-)

So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 2031!