Posted on 05/11/2023 12:33:34 PM PDT by Red Badger
First off, if you haven't seen the hilarious milk commercial from Aubrey Plaza, it's worth the 1:48 run time.
1:48 VIDEO AT LINK............
Their website is also really funny, especially the FAQ with gems like:
Does Wood Milk expire?
Yes. But you have to pour out the milk, reassemble the pieces of the trunk and count the rings.
I know Parks and Recreation is just a make believe television show, and Aubrey isn't really April.
But tell me Ron Swanson wouldn't be proud of his protégé for sticking it to the hippies.
Even more so for this Reeeee-action from Vox screaming about how plant-based milk is real milk too.
Besides just look at those poor cow slaves on dairy farms being forced to provide milk for humans.
We should all be more humane and virtue signal by guzzling plant pulp instead.
Now, I know I'm going to get some pushback about how some people lack toes or something and can't drink real milk, but can we at least acknowledge that the point of the commercial is right on.
People with legit medical problems with milk need an alternative, but it is an alternative to the real thing.
While we're acknowledging things, can we also acknowledge why all these plant-based foods are pretending to be animal products?
Why almond and oat extract are called "milk" instead of juice.
Or why we call them veggie-burgers and not grilled veggie-mash.
We all know why.
Because meat and animal products are delicious, and vegans and vegetarians are living a lie.
Fake Milk PING!.....................
If you make cheese out of wood milk does it turn back into wood?..............
Aubrey is probably one of the few celebrities I can tolerate these days. She’s got good comedy chops.
She’s awesome.
Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4klWmwC2ds
She’s actually named after the Bread song.
I’m with you guys. I have to admit to a bit of a crush on this gal.
None of us would likely get along well with her in real life, but she’s fun to watch.
None of us would likely get along well with her in real life,
She would keep you on your toes.
I, like most folks skip YouTube commercials as quickly as allowed. But I watched this one all the way through. Absolutely hilarious.
It’s always nice to see spoiled lefties having meltdowns like the crybabies they are!
Can wood milk be used for fuel in a lawn mower?
If a grown man can pretend to be a 6 year old girl named Eloise...
the thing about almond milk is
they have to add calcium
where do they get that?
Chalk?.................
I remember seeing an old 1943 newspaper cartoon about the making of sugar from wood.
It showed a waitress asking a soldier if he needed sugar for his coffee. He says: “That’s alright I’ll just cut off a piece of this table leg.”
She’s in second season of the white orchid.
I guess “got wood” wouldn’t be a good ad campaign.
No, only particle board.
The move to plant based protein has consequences that runs counter to their goals.
Agriculture causes twice the carbon to be released than does raising animals for food.
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