Posted on 10/14/2023 1:16:09 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
SWEETWATER, TX — As the rest of the world sits on edge due to the leader of the terrorist organization Hamas calling for a global day of jihad, residents of the state of Texas seemed entirely unconcerned.
"Global day of what now?" asked native Texan Barry Windham as he wiped his freshly oiled AR-15 with a rag. "Not sure I'm familiar with that term. Out here, we don't really listen to all the stuff going on everywhere else. We'll let everyone else get all wrapped up in that. Anyway…you ever see what happens to a cantaloupe when you hit it dead-on from about 10 yards away?"
Citizens throughout Texas towns were seen calmly going about their normal business, enjoying the early fall sun, and showing absolutely no worry about the threat of radical Islamic terrorists striking at any moment. "Oh, I think they know better than that," said Stan Hansen with a smile as he loaded his 12-gauge shotgun with buckshot shells. "There's a reason you see that type of thing happen in places where folks aren't allowed to own massive arsenals that take up several rooms of their homes. Those terrorists may want to die, but they apparently don't want to die badly enough to come to Texas. We'll make it happen for ‘em!"
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Darn, I thought I had everybody fooled!
I’ll play.
Yes, use the proper eyewear to observe, but then Texans already know about that.
Not in TX but I don’t care either. After all, that was yesterday. Condition Orange +.
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A week after the movie theater shooting in aurora Colorado there was a guy who pulled a gun in a theater in San Antonio. An off duty sherif, a girl, took him out with a single gun shot so fast it would curl your hair.
The mass mind programming media programs made no mention of it but it happened. The would be mass killers make note of these things.
Ironic. Stan Hansen couldn’t see a dam thing
If I had seen it yesterday I would have posted it then.
Sorry, ...
😂👍. Us old guys (OGs) gotta stick together.
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How Do You Know You’re Shopping In Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaZMQ_B5DA4
30 seconds long
I used a playing card with a small hole punched in it. Makes a great pinhole camera. You can also get nearly the same effect by observing the shadows of trees. The leaves act like pinhole cameras as well.
Pretty hilarious that they used professional wrestling names from Texas in the article
Barry Windham and Stan Hansen
Beat me to it!
God bless Texas!
I didn’t even break out my heavy artillery it was so quiet here
UTA
University Training Asians
We have a shiite ton of wild hogs and also like to play with tannerite.
Henderson county has no mosqes.
Amen to that! 😃
Global Day of Jihad????
Seriously????
Guess 1400+ years of these savages demanding we all must: “Convert or Die” was not enough.
The ONLY difference between democrats and the terrorists of the arab world is democrats love to murder/dismember babies earlier in life than the terrorists.
As a recently newly minted citizen of the great state of TEXAS, I wholeheartedly agree with this!
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