Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 025

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 025

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 27,017

[Kathleen]

They have an agenda and they'll stop at nothing to advance it. They are the face of the DNC and they control all the $$$. Apparently no other "D" has the testicular fortitude to challenge them, they line their pockets and play along.

[Neets]

I think what they are doing is setting up their candidates in certain states for certain seats so they will ultimately be incontrol...the king and queen.

[grannie9]

See you two later.. Keep out of trouble now.. ;)

Tell Habs I'll try to eat lite.. I know I have to smoke lite.. Jeeeeze..

[Kathleen]

Agree totally. And they want all the judges in their pocket so they can continue to subvert the law to suit their purposes.

[Kathleen]

Have fun!

[grannie9]

Smoooch.. I will.. ;)

[lodwick]

Wonderful news! After some 8.5 hours of surgery yesterday, the
surgeon felt it was a successful surgery with a large tumor removed in
its entirity and seemingly no evidence of spreading. Bill will remain
in the hospital about 10 days, then home to heal more. If he feels well
enough, we can even travel abit! In some 6-9 weeks, he would begin a
course of appropriate chemo-radiation and then we'll be staying close to
home. Our many prayers have surely been answered and we thank you for
your thoughts, prayers and friendship.


This just in from Ohio.

[Kathleen]

Loddy, I am so happy to read this. Will keep sending good thoughts and prayers for your bil's recovery. Keep us posted. :-)

[lodwick]

Thanks so much K - this prayer stuff really works. ;-)

[lodwick]

This man comes home from work and his wife whines, "Honey, the dishwasher is broken." He says to her, "Who do I look like - the Whirlpool man?"

A few weeks later, the husband comes home from work and his wife whines, "Honey, the washing machine is broken." He says, "Who do I look like - the Maytag man?"

Another few weeks pass and he comes home from work and she whines, "Honey, the stove is broken." The husband answers, "Who do I look like - the Kenmore man?"

A few more weeks pass. When he comes home from work, his wife looks pretty happy. So he asks her, "What's the matter? Isn't anything broken?"

"No," she says, "Mr. Johnson from next door came over and fixed everything, and all I had to do to repay him was either bake him a cake or go to bed with him."

So what kind of a cake did you make him?" inquired the husband. To which the wife replied, "Who do I look like - Betty Crocker!?!"

[grannie9]

A flower for you and your family.

[grannie9]

[Kathleen]

Great pic of Devin, Gran. Is he always so serious? The dahlia is gorgeous, too. I love them.

Mosquitoes tested positive for malaria in my county today. I'm thinking about changing my fragrance to eau de Off for the foreseeable future. :-(

[lodwick]

Super pics Gran - thanks a bunch.

K - I'm thinking Castro may be waging his own little disease war with us. There are too many outbreaks of diseases that have long ago been conquered.

[grannie9]

Hey Kathy.. Devin was finding six fish on the childrens menu.. Before that he was mad..and that's a good pic too. Will have to size it for posting..;)

[grannie9]

I agree with you Loddy...about Castro.

So glad to hear you have good news about your BIL.. We'll all be thinking of him and hoping for a speedy recovery..

Does anyone know where Mom is? I wrote to her today but have received no answer.. I hope it's just puter trouble.

[Kathleen]

I'm in total agreement with you on Castro being behind all of this. Three years ago West Nile was confined to the Northeast and I don't recall anyone dying from it. Now it's everywhere.

Of course no one can tell us why mosquitoes are testing positive for malaria. Of course it's some strange coincidence, it can't possibly be biological warfare of any sort. (sarcasm off)

[Kathleen]

All your grandchildren are adorable. :-)

[lodwick]

Kitchen Plaques

1. Kitchen closed - this chick has had it!

2. Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

3. I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!

4. So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!

5. Ring Bell for Maid Service ... If no answer do it yourself!

6. I clean house every other day ... Today is the other day!

7. If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

8. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

9. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

10. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

11. COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

12. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

13. If you don't like my standards of cooking ... lower your standards.

14. You may touch the dust in this house ... but please don't write in it!

15. Apology ... Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

16. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

17. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

18. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

19. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

20. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

21. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

22. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

23. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

24. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.

25. Gardening forever ... Housework, never!

26. Dull women have immaculate houses.

27. I'd live life in the fast lane but I am married to a speed bump.

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Thursday October 3rd 2002

Portsmouth Harbor: Portsmouth New Hampshire Units are feet
Thursday 2002-10-03
Sunrise 6:42 AM EDT, Sunset 6:20 PM EDT
Moonrise 2:42 AM EDT, Moonset 5:19 PM EDT
Low Tide: 2:50 AM EDT 0.20
High Tide: 9:12 AM EDT 7.72
Low Tide: 3:07 PM EDT 0.56
High Tide: 9:27 PM EDT 8.74

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