Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 026

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 026

Dregs and Flakes

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[grannie9]

I haven't moved permanently, only for the winter..and no, I haven't found anything I've lost. Not even my mind..

It is past the chocolate hour. We are into the Cocktail hour very soon now. If I can just stay awake.. Maybe it's time for another swim.. Missed my afternoon coffee. urgh..

Glad to hear you're not lost.. I don't need to lose anything or anyone else..;)

[lodwick]

Sunset at the Prairie Chapel school house

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Monday November 11th 2002

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[grannie9]

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[Kathleen]

Good morning! Awoke to thunderstorms and downpours at 5 this morning, it's still wild out there now. Thankfully made it to work without having a house fall on me...;-)

[grannie9]

Good morning Kath, and good morning all. Wish I had a pic or two to post. Will try to set a couple up.. urgh.. May take half the day, of course.. ;)

[Darksheare]

Well, as for getting lost.. Either I'm a bad penny because I keep turning up, or I'm impossible to lose.

This may or may not be a good thing.
Oh, the mixed drink I listed out is a brain eraser.
It's licorice Sambuka and peppermint Schnapps with Stolichnaya paper Vodka.
For an added twist, a little Hennesey can be added. But that's only for the gung-ho super-heros who don't worry about petty things like keeping it down and survival. And yes, substitutions are allowed. Like Everclear instead of Stoli.

Not that I'm a drinking man myself. (I'm not.) I just mix up evil things. And then there's the "Triples challenge". Instead of shotglasses, you're shotgunning triples of the vile brew....

But it's too early today for this. I actually forgot that the post office was closed today. So I'm feeling rather, umm... Dense.

[grannie9]

I really do need a brain-eraser at this time, but do you have anything less deadly? I want to wake up again.;)

My daughter thinks there's a ghost in the house in NH. She swore she heard someone walking across the room the other day, just over her heard. I must admit that there is no radiator or base board where she heard the footsteps. I just told her to walk around naked once in a while..and they would leave her alone. They've never bothered me.. ;)

She's bringing the dog with her next weekend.. She won't listen to me.. Ho hum.... Do you suppose it has anything to do with the fact that I'm 65 and she's 32?

[Darksheare]

Umm.. less deadly.
Spiced Rum.
Sparkling white wine.
Mix 1/2 and 1/2 parts. Drink slowly. For added flavor, add cherry juice extract and a cherry to the mix.

In the building I'm in, you hear doors shut all the time. Only there isn't anyone there. Usually doesn't happen anywhere near me. Guess I frightens the wee gribblets and spooks.

Yes, she isn't listening because she's in her 30's. Give it a few years, her 'youth hearing impairment' gets worse. Usually starts at the age of 15 and continues on after that.

Has she said anything like, "Mom, this is the 21st century.. you don't know/ understand/ like/ blah-blah-blah xenosalesman." etc?

[Kathleen]

She swore she heard someone walking across the room the other day, just over her heard.

Geez Gran, maybe your other leg has assumed a life of its own. :-0)

[grannie9]

Noooooooo.... I was referring to the difference in naked bodies when it comes to scaring away ghosts, goblins or anything else.. It has nothing to do with listening, only seeing.. lol

I'll stick to Absolute/rocks thanks.. Whew..you're one sick puppy and want to spread the good works around.. ;)

[grannie9]

OMG... I think you've got it!!! Dyan cleaned my craft room, and I'll bet it was buried under some pile of junk..and that's the room that was right over her head too.. I wonder if she has the nerve to grab it and send it to me..?

[Kathleen]

She should send it to you quick before it starts doing the polka. Or something. ;-)

[grannie9]

She's kind of squeemish, and I wonder if she has the nerve to catch it and pack it up to send? Maybe she'll find my eye and teef too... I probably should have cleaned house better, donchathink?

[Kathleen]

If she's squeamish, she'll never be able to send your spare parts to you in FL. (Did you happen to watch the Sopranos last night? It had a squeamish segment regarding 'body parts') ;-0)

She'd better do something before your teef start chattering. ;-)

[grannie9]

I have never seen the show.. I don't have HBO, and don't watch TV much.. Dyan might have tho.. lol

[Kathleen]

If Dyan watches the Sopranos, you are SOL about getting your missing body parts back..lol Ralphie is now sleeping with the fishes, minus his hands and his head. yikes

[Darksheare]

"...want to spread the good works around..."

Well, someone has to!