Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 028

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 028

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 30,158

[grannie9]

Uhhhhhhhhhh.. Loddy.. S'plain?

[lodwick]

....ummmmmmhhh...none of the whore houses on the web wanted me to link back to them so this is what I found from some Buddist site. ;-)

11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

14) No, my powers can only be used for good.

15) How about never? Is never good for you?

16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

[Kathleen]

S'plain?

Thank goodness you asked...I feared the answer was somewhere between the old "Kung Fu" TV series and the Kama Sutra. ;-)

[grannie9]

ROFLMAO.... Goooooooooooood one.. Funny girl... ;)

[lodwick]

JUST IN CASE YOU WONDERED IF SOME OF THE MORONS IN EUROPE ARE TOTALLY NUTS - HERE'S MORE PROOF!

AFTER THE MOTHER DOG DIED GIVING BIRTH - THIS WOMAN DECIDED THAT SHE WOULD "SHARE" WITH THE 8 PUPPIES. WE UNDERSTAND SHE IS NOW LOOKING FOR A LARGE GREAT DANE AS A COMPANION.

[grannie9]

Oh good grief... Loddy, I don't now where you find them.. You and AC/e would beat a full house.. ;)

[grannie9]

I love those... and the others too...

[lodwick]

People truly are whackier that just about anyone...and strange cosmos does a great job of bringing them all together. ;-)

[lodwick]

[grannie9]

Just watched the first of six disks of "Band of Brothers". Excellent..!!

[habs4ever]

Is that a bio on the Village People?? ;-)I just knew you were a disco diva and retro '70's Studio 54 type of party girl ;-)

[lodwick]

The similarities between cats and human teenagers


For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:

1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.

5. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Saturday December 28th 2002

Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge Units are feet
Saturday 2002-12-28
Sunrise 7:14 AM EST, Sunset 5:43 PM EST
Moonrise 1:43 AM EST, Moonset 1:37 PM EST
Low Tide: 5:32 AM EST 0.10
High Tide: 10:52 AM EST 0.51
Low Tide: 4:46 PM EST 0.28
High Tide: 10:21 PM EST 0.85

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[westmex]

AC a boid told me 28 Dec is your birthday....
It is now the 28th over in España....so....

Happy Birthday Captain.
Have a good one..

.....Westy.......

[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner

Exclusive to Love Motel Liquor Store

Join our New Year's Eve Celebration!
Goes best with: rollin on dubz and fine dining at KFC.

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[acnielsen guy]

Mega thanks Westy – I am beginning to feel every one of these 37 years or maybe it´s the screw cap Steel Reserve 211 I bought at the Love Motel Liquor store.

Good place to check out if you have half an hour to spare. Just check with grannie she will make the arrangements.

They even have a kitchen en suite.

[acnielsen guy]

Plate Spinning Act...
Control yourself Kathy...

[grannie9]

Gran's Pic of the Day

[grannie9]

[grannie9]

Hah!!! I have to make arrangements now at Flea-bag Motels? That place did look like Westy's neck of the woods tho..;)

Westy... the mailbox is smaller, but much cleaner. If I'm going to run that place right, it will need lots of spit and polish...

I'll get Kathleen to help.. ;)