Things started getting a little weirder when the creationism threads started popping up. First a couple. Then a bunch more. Then it turns into a full-fledged evolutionist jihad. Whats a Pastafarian supposed to think when you insult my noodly savior? Of course, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, you heathen! You and your puny Darwinian religion are no match for the Great Noodly One!
So anyway, this place started getting kind of weird. Its like wall-to-wall evolution 24/7. Not that theres anything wrong with that, but its also not the way science is supposed to work. Science isnt supposed to be jihad, and itsnot supposed to be cheerleaders with pom-poms chanting hey hey
ho ho
creationism has got to go. Its supposed to be resolution of observation and theory. I dont think Darwin would appreciate this shit if he were alive.
So anyway, you go to Jimmy Hansens minions site realclimate.org looking for the indisputable truth. As you can see, theyre run by EMS. If you follow the money, EMS leads back to Fenton Communications, and ultimately back to the Tides Foundation. Thats the same Theresa Heinzs Tides Foundation that gave Saint Hansen a quarter million just for giggles. You did know that Hansen is Gavins boss, right? If you think this is how things are supposed to be, youre denser than I thought. Show me one skeptic anywhere in the world who received even a research grant, let alone a stringless gift like that of that magnitude. I double-dog dare you.
I guess that was then, and this is now. Did I mention that your precious Jimmy Hansen is a creationist abuser of Godwins law? The wierod had the unbridled gall to call his detractors deniers. Do you think thats just ducky, Chucky, when some narcissistic prick abuses the Holocaust for political purposes? Oh, yeah. I forgot. Hes saving creation (his words). That makes it ok to use the Holocaust as a tool.
But it gets worse. He then claims that its a scientific fact that coal cars are the equivalent of the rail cars that Hitler used to carry people to Auschwitz. But hes a great hero, right? Saving all creation, right Chucky? Then if thats not enough, he calls for aNuremberg trial for oil executives. And supports eco-terrorism. And hes not a fan of democracy. Yes, Chucky, hes 100% loony-tunes. He thinks hes Jor-El.And Im putting the most charitable possible interpretation on that.
Im sorry, but youve really gotten yourself mixed up with a bunch of USDA grade AAA Godwinizing pricks. Youve just joined forces with GeorgeMonbiot. Yknow,the original moonbat? Well, Id say thats123 metric shitloads of WTF in the WTF truck. That just blew the tires out.
So youre confusing Captain Planet with Mr. Science. I guess that happens when you watch a couple episodes of Bill Nye the Science Guy,and think youre a string theorist. But then you start getting seriously deranged. You start getting paranoid and delusional. You start imagining corporations and white supremacists stealing your bike. I cant believe you just banned Dotty, Chuckles, but just chill. Itll be ok. Just close your eyes and repeat after me: there are no white supremacists stealing my bike. If that doesnt work, there are some remarkable new pharmaceutical products that work wonders. A reliable source tells me that your bike is in the basement of the Alamo.
I thought it was a little peculiar the way you went jihad all over Geller and Malkin. You have to wonder about a guy who uses a Mac, not that theres anything wrong with that. But it is sorta weird. That dumped another 43 metric shitloads of WTF into the WTF truck. The springs just bottomed out.
Then you went on a jihad against those whom you pejoratively call nirthers. Clever. Cute. One person does a typo, so theyre allnirthers. I mean really. Neener, neener, youre a nirther. Are you trying to refute their arguments, or did you regress into junior high, and think youre in a lunchroom foodfight?Are the nirthers in on the conspiracy to steal your bike, too?
But then things get even weirder:
The Center for the Study of Carbon Dioxide and GlobalChange is a front group for Exxon-Mobil.
[532Charles Thu, Apr 30, 2009 1:01:05pm]
A front group? I hate to break the news to you, but it isnt Exxon-Mobil trying to steal your bike, Pee Wee, its Francis.Over the course of 11 years, E-M donates $90,000 for the support of CO2science.org. Thats a little over $8000/yr. That total sum over 11 years is one third of the amount that Theresa Heinz gaveHansen. And the Idso brothers are running a front group? A little black helicopter much there?
I mean OMG ponies!1!1!1! Big Oil has a front group. Jezuz Frik on a pogo stick! Big Oil is so 2008. Havent you heard? The conspiracy these days is the Big Health Insurance. Just remember, heres what will happen to your bike under ObamaCare. And your gramma, too.
The insurance companies have front groups, too. Did you realize that? Oh, I guess its a big secret. Let me fill you in on the Big Secret: Lots of industries have front groups by your definition. By your logic, any time any private company donates to any group, it becomes a front group. And you have the chutzpah to call the birthers crazy. Add 422 metric shitloads of WTF to the WTF truck. Its spilling over the sides and on the cab. Youregoing to be responsible for a toxic WTF cleanup.
After that, I didnt think it could get any worse. I was wrong. Van Jones is an unmitigated dickhead. I would have thought that youd take Zombies word for it. But it appears that your jihad against Glenn Beck trumps any reasonable assessment of Jones. So you say:
Van Jones is incredibly respected among environmentalists. I know you hate him, but thats just a fact.
[24 Charles Sun, Sep 6,2009 9:56:14am]
Not that theres anything wrong with that, but WTF does that have to do with with the price of peanuts in Trinidad? Catholics respect the pope. Does that make the pope an expert on anything other than religion? Thats787 metric shitloads of WTF. I cant even see the truck anymore.
And just when I think you cant get any nuttier, you go totally splodynannas all over everybody. I was vaguely aware of your jihad against Beck, but not against Stacey McCain. Here you are getting in an argument with Stacey McCain. But then you go jihad on Stephen Green, the vodkapundit, for guilt by association!WTF? He publishes some real time reports from McCain in the field,and now he (and everybody else at PJM) is an enemy of the people. This was my heads up that you had serious issues. I was hanging out at PJM, and then this wild display of insane jihad came out of nowhere. Youre going jihad on the vodkapundit, because of his reporter. Then I followed some comments to Kirlys list, and lo and behold! Over1300 bannings!
That in itself was kinda bizarre, but I looked on the list of the banned. Such wild screaming white supremacists as: Bobs Kid, Carl in Jerusalem, Kirly, Little old lady, Goddess of the Classroom, Jheka, Loppyd, and N.Y. Nana. Chucky, thats all wee-weeed up. They aint got your bike. Johnson, dont be a dick.
Nutty as that is, you outdid yourself by banning Iowahawk! I mean Jezuz Frack in a Cadillac, Iowahawk! The jester. The funny guy. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you no sense of humor? I mean for crying out loud, if you have that pongo instinct to pee all over, dont pee at the clown! What kind of a person pees at a clown? If you cant help but pee, pee in your own mouth, but leave the clown alone. I dont understand why you nuked Iowahawk, and still put up with TFK, not that theres anything wrong with that.
I think I get it. You want to hang out with the Kool Kos Kids. Not that theres anything wrong with that, but hows that working out for you? I think you need to face something. Its time you learned the awful truth. Yup, Chuck. Your bike never was in the basement of the Alamo. And neither were the white supremacists. They were in your head all this time.
Chuckles. I used to be one of your lizard minions. Member? 25,000+ comments? I remember when Reaganite, and Ann, and Rayra and Swampwoman got uppity and got banned. I took the position that this was your sandbox, and you were right to toss them. But they saw something that I didnt see. It had to unravel more. They were right. I wee weeed up. But at least Im willing to recognize my error. You used to be tolerant. Now youre a liberal. And paranoid. And thin skinned. Youve reduced a healthy debate to a hallelujah chorus.
You remind me of somebody. Is it Pee Wee? I mean you two both are way too into your bikes, not that theres anything wrong with that. And you both are masters of your own fate, taking matters into your own hands.
No, that isnt quite right. Elena Ceausescu, perhaps? I mean you both fancy yourselves scientists, and you are one tater short of a dictator. No
.somebody else. Richard Nixon? I think Im getting closer. He had an enemies list, and he was a liberal masquerading as a conservative, and he was a Dick.
Not quite. I got it. The thin skin, the paranoia, the megalomania. And he was a dick. You remind me of
Dan Rather.
Im not going to miss this place. Make my day, Chuckles. Ban me.
And before I go, a special shout out to MandyRude.
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