Posted on 05/17/2004 12:06:39 PM PDT by Rockitz
CANNES, France (AFP) - Alexandra Kerry, 30-year-old daughter of US Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites), walked up Cannes' celebrated red-carpet for the premiere of Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill 2" wearing an off-shoulder black number that turned transparent under the flashes.
Kerry, who is showing a short film at the festival, was tailed by the press during her stay at Cannes but French newspapers reported that her staff had warned journalists off questions concerning her famous father.
Her film entitled "The Last Full Measure" is being presented in the Short Film Corner section and describes the ravage wreaked on a US family by the Vietnam war.
"The characters are fictional", she said. "I wasn't born when my father came back from Vietnam."
Kerry has also been seen about town with her French cousin, Brice Lalonde, a former environment minister and Greens leader.
"The Classy Kerry"
I believe my daddy woulda called that bird-doggin'.
why the long face?
Just wondering if "they" are getting USSS protection?
Cost of a new dress $500
Cost of Hairdresser, makeup and overall cost of fixing up to go on the town $1200
Suddenly discovering that your expensive black dress is actually see-through when the flash hits it = PRICELESS
"What are all you people doing here, this is MY street corner!"
"Dad might need cosmetic surgery but here's PROOF that I don't!'
or:
"Does it look like I NEED Botox?"
Haha, superimpose his face on her breasts, and have a couple of real boobs.
A great display, of the Kerry family values.
I'm having a "wardrobe malfunction".
I decided to have a "wardrobe malfunction" before I decided not to have a "wardrobe malfunction".
Kerry Does The Can Can.
"They're not my boobs -- they belong to the family!"
(singing): "There's a place in France, where the women wear no..."
Nope. Any woman who wears a sheer top without a bra or camisole or some other form of cover is not unaware that it's see-through.
That is just *so* wrong!
JERRY: Oh, volunteer work!. See that's what I like about the holiday season. That's the true spirit of Christmas. People being helped by people other than me. That makes me feel good inside. Look at what we have here. [mail]. A Christmas card from Laine. You didn't have to go to all that trouble.
ELAINE: It was no trouble. My assistant did the whole thing.
JERRY: I didn't even see the picture. How did it come out?
ELAINE: Well, you know. It's a picture?
JERRY: Oh yeah. Look at that. Looks good. Kramer did a good job.
ELAINE: Yeah, well. How hard is it to take a picture?
JERRY: ... um ...
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?
ELAINE: Carefully?
JERRY: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?
ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple.
JERRY: That's what I thought.
ELAINE: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.
JERRY: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?
ELAINE: Oh God I didn't notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.
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