Posted on 03/08/2013 10:13:16 PM PST by nickcarraway
A woman was attacked and killed by a lion while having sex with her boyfriend in South Africa. According to My Zimbabwe, the woman, identified as Sharia Mawera, was in a secluded spot in the bush near the northern town of Kariba when the lion pounced.
It is believed her boyfriend managed to escape, fleeing when the lion lunged forward.
"Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked," a source told the news website.
The source said the man was a fisherman and his girlfriend worked at the local market.
The man, who was suffering shock, told police he and his girlfriend were enjoying some romantic time when the lion came from behind and roared.
After the man escaped and raised the alarm, rangers began a hunt for the animal, which is believed responsible for the disappearance of a local man on the weekend.
“Baby, if a lion attacked us, I would sacrifice myself so you could survive.”
ROFLMAO!
‘Some days you chase the pussy, some days it chases you.’ Old African proverb
Lippy the Lion & Hardy Har Har
I was wondering the same thing. The nerd that wrote it, is functionally illiterate.
he has lost more girlfriends that way...
Instant Sharia's gonna get you.
haha well done that was going to be my response - don’t you just love journalistic haedlines!
Mel
That will end the popularity of “Girl On Top.”
He was being interrupted..
He didn’t have to outrun the lion...just outrun his girlfriend.
Nice headline. Why would a lion having sex in Zimbabwe maul a woman?
I was wondering the same thing. The nerd that wrote it, is functionally illiterate.
the result of a dumbed down public school graduate!
Nice boyfriend...instead of being a man and trying to defend her...he’s a love um and leave um type
I was actually wondering how she continued having sex while being mauled. I would have thought it would have ruined the mood.
Woman who work at fish market should not go out after work in lion country before shower and a good dose of a feminine hygiene spray. Asking for trouble IMHO.
What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?
This is the woman's story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.
"While out hiking in western Massachusetts with my boyfriend we were surprised by a huge black bear charging at us from out of no where. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little 22 with me I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took……the bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
It's one of the best pistols in my collection……..."
Uh huh huh huh hmm huh huh “secluded spot in the bush” hee heh hee huh huh..
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