Rathergate Song

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[optimistically_conservative]

SlowBoat407 started this on another thread and I thought it was so good it needed its own open thread if anyone else wanted to add a verse (or two or three):

Barbara Streisand's (Memories) "The Way We Were" (Lyrics)

Memos...
Form the basis of my lies
Badly forged and copied memos
Done in M-S Word

Can it be the Guard had Selectrics then?
Or had time to format every line?
If we had the chance to make a subscript then,
Tell me, would we....
Could we?

 

(it's not like it hasn't been done before)

[optimistically_conservative]

Memos may be fraudulent and yet
It's the series accusations
Not the lies told, don't forget!

So it's the laughter
At Rather's disaster
That we will remember

That way we win;
That way we win!

[dfwgator]

Yes, he's a flaming lib, but Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" should be Dan Rather's theme song:

Dirty Laundry - Don Henley
I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something that I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry

Well I could have been an actor
But I wound up here
I just have to look good
I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
We need dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell ya 'bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's int'resting when people die
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation
Is the head dead yet
Y'know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out
What's going on
You don't want to know just
How far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Keep your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em where they sit
Kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers
In ev'rybody's pies
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't
Told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around

[doug from upland]

Good.