DUmmie FUnnies 11-13-04 Special Edition (DUmmie Leader Skinner Threatens DUmmie FUnnies!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 13, 2004 | Dummie Skinner and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Today’s DUmmie FUnnies is a SPECIAL EDITION featuring the pissed off ringleader of all DUmmies---Skinner himself. I hope you excuse the brevity of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies but I think we need to devote this whole special edition analyzing Skinner and his threats to the DUmmie Funnies. You can see Skinner’s angry post in yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies HERE. Obviously the poor fellow is upset that he and his fellow DUmmies are being turned into laughingstocks by the DUmmie FUnnies. Also note his extreme fear of a DUmmie FUnnies book. So is this REALLY Skinner of the DUmmies? Judging by his writing style, I say YES. So let us now subject DUmmie leader Skinner to the DUmmie FUnnies treatment. Skinner’s wild rantings and bizarre threats are in Bolshevik Red while the responses of your humble correspondent are in the [brackets]:

PJ-Comix - if that is your true name……

[And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner? My parents named me after my grandfather, PJ-Comix, Sr..]

this is a violation of copyright protections of the Democraticunderground.com.

[Then better flash this news to RatherBiased.Com which frequently quotes Dan Rather’s biased statements or the Media Research Center which quotes biased news sources extensively. Nope that copyright theory you made up won’t fly. Now if I were PLAGIARIZING the DUmmies and doing a Joe Biden and pretending the DUmmie posts were mine, you might have a point. Unfortunately for you, Skinner, I would NEVER claim the Dummie rantings are my original work.]

These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors.

[Intellectual and DUmmies are an oxymoron. Sorry if I am hurting your feelings, Skinner, by ridiculing the DUmmies. It really isn’t too hard. All I would need to do would just post stand alone DUmmie rantings but I also like to add my two cents as the humble correspondent. BTW, Skinner, you and your fellow Dummies are not shy about posting Freeper threads over there. I sure remember when you DUmmies “ridiculed” nervous Freepers on Election Day when the Exit Polls showed Kerry winning by a landslide. Oh, and do you remember who had the LAST LAUGH that day, Skinner? ]

Our attorneys will be contacting you immediately.

[Oh yeah. I remember that law that Leftists must NOT be mocked. Too bad that law only exists in the Leftist Zone. In the real world (or at least in the USA) ridicule, satire, parody, etc. is constitutionally protected.]

You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now.

[Earth to Skinner. Those are PUBLIC thoughts of your “progressive thinkers.” I shudder to think what their private thoughts are like.]

You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.

[My pants are soaking from the fear of your threat already, Skinner. BTW, you and your Dummie cohorts are already acting like cartoon characters. Oh, and I love your impression of a perturbed grade school teacher. DUmmie FUnnies WILL continue, Skinner. And I pray they will be published as a book because you and your fellow Leftists need to be exposed to the general public for what you REALLY ARE. That is what you fear, Skinner. But I’ll tell you what, Skinner. If the DUmmie FUnnies book is published, I will allow you to write the forward (uncensored) to the book. I think it would make for GREAT comedy material.]

Skinner_DU

[Short for Skinner_DUmmie.]

[PJ-Comix]

You can judge just how effectively the DUmmie FUnnies is messing up the morale of the DUmmies by reading DUmmie Leader Skinner's reaction. He and they can't stand to be mocked. To continue reading the DUmmie FUnnies on a regular basis in the future, despite Skinner's pathetic threats, please let me know if you want on the PING List if you are not already on it.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[NeoCaveman]

Skinner_DU

So do they know that there boss is registered on FR and hasn't been banned yet? If I were a DUmmie I'd be getting suspicious of ole principal Skinner.

[BJClinton]

Typical Liberal. He can't win the battle of ideas so he turns to lawyers.

[Nataku X]

Skinner claims to have a FR alter-ego with 500+ posts since May 2004.

[CzarNicky]

These threads that you are ridiculing are the intellectual property of the Democraticunderground.com and it's contributors

He's absurd there is no way the ranting of the DUmmies can be considered anything close to "intellectual". The case would fail on that alone.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

ROTFLMAO. Wonder what the Freep-A-Thon would be like for that legal battle?

[NeoCaveman]

Skinner claims to have a FR alter-ego with 500+ posts since May 2004.

Skinner is Karl Rove. It's all a brilliant plot.

Woops I said to much. I expect to not be here much longer.....

[Nataku X]

Somehow, I can't imagine Jim Robinson even entertaining the idea of using lawyers to stop a FReeper FReakouts comic book. He's smart enough to know that parody is constitutionally protected.

[SandyInSeattle]

This is hilarious. You're going to get more hits than ever, now! All the DUmmies will be running over here to read your daily FUnnies! Good job!!!!

Intellectual property. Ha! Private thoughts? You're killing me!

[The Right Stuff]

heh, heh, great to get under their skin!

[Nataku X]

You'll be fine. Just report yourself to the Karl Kamp for a brain scrubbing.

[NeoCaveman]

You'll be fine. Just report yourself to the Karl Kamp for a brain scrubbing.

You know, that will be the third time for me this year.

[Nataku X]

Oh, PJ, have I told you that the DUFU is my favorite website/blog in the world now???

[GOP_Raider]

And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner?

Oh, don't you mean Arman Tamzarian??

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard PINGee #266!

[SandyInSeattle]

Wonder what the Freep-A-Thon would be like for that legal battle?

I'll throw twenty bucks in for that Freep-A-Thon. Maybe we could get it aired on Court TV!

[DocRock]

They would never divert precious resources from their "Vote Fraud" and "Vote Recount" projects. All their legal resources have to be used to make sure Kerry is elected. Better hurry, Jan. 20 is closer than you think DUmmies.

[PJ-Comix]

Wonder what the Freep-A-Thon would be like for that legal battle?

I bet there are at least a dozen Freeper lawyers who would take that case on for free just to have a chance to go against the DUmmies in court.

[Freepdonia]

PJ-Comix - if that is your true name…… >

Only a DUmmie would say that with a straight face.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I look forward to it each day, it is a highlight isn't it?

[M Kehoe]

I have to admit. I'm starting to enjoy this thread. I hope my fellow FReepers won't hold that against me.

My mental state is not normal, I've been vacillating between schadenfruede and gloating now for about 11 days. And, I can't seem to get this smile off my face.

I probably need a psychiatrist...I've been laughing so much my belly aches.

5.56mm

[Charles Henrickson]

"You will regret any attempts to turn
these posts into a comic book."

[Charles Henrickson]

[PJ-Comix]

...parody is constitutionally protected...

Falwell vs Flynt. There was even a movie about it.

[Nataku X]

We've all earned it, how many months were you sick with anxiety over the campaigning? In the last month of campaigning, I got very little sleep. I couldn't tear myself from FR, LGF, and DalyThoughts. Every dream I did have was campaign-related. Now I'm sleeping like a baby, I'm not on FR for 18 hours a day...

Enjoy it while you can.

[Charles Henrickson]

Skinner Underground:

[murdoog]

Please put me on the ping list!

[230FMJ]

Does this Bozo know that "Skinner" is prison slang pedophile?

[Nataku X]

Ugh...

Speaking of the comic book, why don't you contact National Review? If they pick up on your column, and if it's a hit with their readers, they might put out that comic book!

[X-FID]

Add me to ping list PJ, I was waiting for your reply to Skinner. And hey, shouldn't he be banned for making threat's?

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I would go to law school just to take the case for free just to go up against the DUngeon DUmmies.

[BlessedBeGod]

I'll bet you're just quaking in your boots. ;-)

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Don't ban him, thats like the Viking Kitty killing the troll. You got no one left to play with.

[Mike Fieschko]

PJ-Comix - if that is your true name……

[And why would you doubt this is my real name, Skinner? My parents named me after my grandfather, PJ-Comix, Sr..]

You're not allowed to use your real name on FR. It's in the rules.

Amazing how many n00bs don't know that.

[stands2reason]

This is my private thought. Don't you dare read it.

I said, stop it!!!!

Quit it!!! I really mean it...

Alright, I'm calling the mods....

[highflight]

A thought is a thought.

Once a DU thought is written down it becomes an object of righteous ridicule.

PJ - You go girl!

[Mike Fieschko]

I can't seem to get this smile off my face.

Whenever someone asks me 'How are ya'?', I just smile and smile.

[ml1954]

You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now. You will regret any attempts to turn these posts into a comic book.

I guess he/she/it hasn't talked to Al Franken. How dare you make fun of them with their own 'secret' words and thoughts, which they've expressed in writing somewhere where everyone in the world can read them, and reread them over and over again. This is just further evidence that they really are DUmmies.

[hinckley buzzard]

"He and they can't stand to be mocked"

This is enlightening: if a DU-er tried to do FR funnies, it wouldn't work! They could try, but it wouldn't bother us. You can't mock an honest man. And, conservatives are fundamentally honest as compared to leftwingers. The Left is inherently dishonest, which is why they are such a large easy target. Your threads just lob in direct hits one after another!

The fish in the barrel are beginning to complain.

[Crazieman]

PJ, hate to break it to you but I'm 95% sure that its some Freeper pulling your leg based on this sentence.

You must stop posting these private thoughts of our progressive thinkers now.

It just doesn't fit.

[highflight]

"The fish in the barrel are beginning to complain".


And stink!

[X-FID]

Don't ban him, thats like the Viking Kitty killing the troll. You got no one left to play with.

Yes, but he's not your normal everyday troll, he's "THE TROLL".

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Either way it a chance to mock the DUngeon DUmmies.

[piasa]

A little bird told me Skinner actually has 20,384 posts since April 1, 1999.

;-D

[PJ-Comix]

All their legal resources have to be used to make sure Kerry is elected. Better hurry, Jan. 20 is closer than you think DUmmies.

I heard a pissed off caller to Randi Rhodes this week upset over the fact that the DNC supposedly set aside $30 million to investigate election fraud but aren't spending a cent on the BBV wild goose chase promoted by Randi.

[investigateworld]

"I've soiled me amour"

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Yeah but, premature E-ZOT-u-lation is a crime, we want as many people as possible to get in and kick em' while their in those last spasmatic, oddly funny twitching stages.. Think about the control of the Admin Mod just to let the name go through...Awe inspiring isn't it?

LOL

[Laurita]

Hate to bust your bubble, but anyone WITH a lawyer would know not to make
idle, anonymous threats on a web-log. This isn't Skinner. It's got to be just
another liberal lemming, possibly a 12 year old or at least someone with the mind
of one. Something to the effect of: "My lawyer can beat up your lawyer." Funny
enough for what it is, one feeble voice trying to represent the entire Democratic
Underground, but let's not make it into something it isn't, their "leader" attempting
to defend them. It makes us look gullible. That's my opinion, anyway.

[PJ-Comix]

If they pick up on your column, and if it's a hit with their readers, they might put out that comic book!

Actually I was thinking of a book with text (DUmmie FUnnies) SUPPLEMENTED by related comix stories and illustrations.