Attention Men! "Very Liberal" women on Match.com waiting to hear from you!

12/5/2004 | Uncledave

[Uncledave]

Here's volume two of what will be a regular contribution from me. Let me know if you want on the ping list. Volume 1 at end of message.

These are authentic snips from self-described "Very Liberal" women on Match.com, any one of which is guaranteed to offer you a thrilling time. Actual user names given in case you wish to get in touch.

These ladies won't stay single for long. ACT! NOW! (puns intended)

pignolicookie
"I'm a nursery school director. The kids are little and fascinating. It is not perhaps a normal school. I'm grooming future revolutionaries."

dobuis2000
"Politics: Very Liberal...Income: Less Than $25,000...Turn-ons: Dancing, Power, Money"

lisaj1967
I am a college teacher/writer (poet) by trade...I don't like religion and I'm deeply disturbed by the republican party. If I could I would become an organic farmer or an archaeologist or a classics scholar...I've [been] to Paris twice and I'm starting to like it there...Last read: a book called The Muslim Discovery of Europe by Bernard Lewis."

soars_like_eagle
"I'm still getting over this last election, trying to remember what fun is...The 60s still lives in me."

fansoph
"On the other hand, I'm someone who reads alot, from The New Yorker to the Times to fiction."

CiDN
"I do research on urban violence and write a bit about political violence. I'm interested in how individual psychology combines with factors in the social world to produce violent events."

waterwordsmusic
"Faith: I am a non-practicing, cultural Jew. I was educated in a Quaker school. Religions fascinate me, but mostly because so many of them have created so much turmoil, pain and suffering in the world."

scrittrice97
"M.S. in Journalism, Columbia University, NY...Open-minded, ambitious journalist looking for spirited conversationalist...When I'm not at the movies, I'm usually arguing about books & international politics or running around Manhattan...Non-Americans are preferred, unless you have never watched ESPN in your life"

lgreen51
"I read the Nation on a weekly basis. I find it's the best way to understand what's really going on in our country"

fireflying23
"Job: I'm an independent performing singer-songwriter working my way out of needing a dayjob...my background is culturally Jewish, but my heart is in Mindfulness and Buddhism."

Womanofheartmind
"I'd like to think I'm open minded enough to not form a negative opinion of someone based on a photo or an answer to a silly question...What I dislike about internet dating is the risk of instant judgment...If you support Bush and the Republicans, don't waste your time with me."

selectivesoul
"I work as an advocate for social and economic justice...Given the fact that I am interested in men my age and older, and so many of those men are primarily interested in women around my daughter's age, and the guys her age fantasize about older women, you'de think I'd do the logical thing and take up with a younger man...I don't need to join match.com to have sex and I don't buy into the argument that you have to make love first to see if there is a good match. "

JudyC325
"For fun: I go to movies, cook colorful foods, check the stock market, work to unseat George Bush"

vio_v
"I'll be able to deal with most of what life can throw at me...I hate arguments -- I know that they are necessary and unavoidable at times, but I cannot live with too much tension around me"

docmakernyc
"For fun I'm a documentary maker, making movies about left social issues and politics. I shoot and edit movies because I think an individual and human voice needs to counter the media."

dancemaker
"Contemplating a move abroad to a country that spends its resources on people instead of bullets...Once had a country house with an English garden, friends at dinner arguing American politics. I want to recreate that."

helenenyc
"I voted for Gore, didnt everyone?"

tallulahforster
"Things I enjoy are music, the promise of visiting far-flung lands, hanging out with my friends at a bar or on a curb wondering how much of the Administration we can take before we have to expatriate ourselves...I envy the more humane work ethic practiced in most other first world nations; Americans definitely work too hard...For fun I like to sit on bar stools and bash the Bush administration. I also like to drink fine red wine while eating manchego and quince at seaside cafes on Spain's Mediterranean coast. Favorite hot spots: any crumbling facade in Europe or Northern Africa."

lalana66
"I see myself as a compassionate person with a strong social conscience...I enjoy gatecrashing the latest pseudo-celebrity event at Soho House."

Vixenprof1
"I am a professor and have a private practice in psychotherapy...I've lived in Europe for a number of years and feel that I understand Europeans."

narnia_nyc
"If I have a religion, it's a firm belief in 'do the right thing'....Another thing that won’t work is if you’re a Republican, compassionate, conservative or otherwise."

ceejayyyy
"Being Jewish is very important to me...am only looking for someone Jewish so please don't write if you are not...I am not really religious or even practicing.

LadybugandHobbes
"I am a voice over actor. I am also an animal activist part-time...You should know that I am also Vegan. That means that I don't eat or buy anything that comes from an animal."

Flannery
"gay men love me"

sbar333
"I'm a bit lonely since I split with my husband."

judyhope123
"I am very interested in politics and when I am not out promoting my tree-hugging, granola-crunching, commie-pinko agenda, I am active in a couple of bicycling and dog rescue groups...Favorite things: vegan cheesecake with tofu whipped cream"

citygirl321
"The NY Times keeps me up with the world...Liberal to leftish, and aware that different cultures (say, the French....) may have different ways of seeing the world...And, in the 80s I spent quite a bit of time in Nicaragua (you remember the Sandinistas, si?)"

MadameEsquire
"Please no short, fat, old balding men...though I am a feminist, preferably someone I don't end up having to support...I'm a vegetarian...Faith: Spiritual but not religious I've been everything, from a Bible teacher to a cult member to an Athiest."

lefty_chic
"seeking male version of self"

tbjustice
"Last read: I'm in the middle of Killing Rage- ending racism by belle hooks...J'adore Paris (probably one of my favorite places in the world)."

sarcybird
"I love all things British and would spend the 4th of July weeping and wearing black if I didn't have such a damn good view of the fireworks from my roof."

Eclectic_Energy
"you're seriously contemplating leaving the country now that dubbya the wonder chimp stole another election...

Sioux_Zen
"Do you have a Canadian or EU-country passport? Let's talk. Canada, Holland, France, Italy... I'm open to suggestions...If you currently reside in or are willing to consider living in a country other than the US where freedom and civil liberties still exist, then let’s talk. I’m looking for someone who’s interested in exploring alternatives. Bush supporters need not apply....My ideal match is a vegetarian/vegan animal lover. (Although I'm beginning to think that as long as we had a vegetarian household in the future that would suffice.)...A man who does not want (any more) children or might want to adopt children...I love to travel - especially to France"

Volume 1: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/981403/posts

[mlmr]

Don't ruin their fantasies.


I make it my career to ruin liberal fantasies...

I don't know how this got past me.

[AmishDude]

I don't know how this got past me.

The Bilderbergers.

[muir_redwoods]

I've been a widower for about a year and, until now, never thought of myself as lucky. Solitude seems infinitely preferable to a relationship with one of these idiots

[JCEccles]

There's a reason these ladies are still single and lonely and destined to stay that way for a long time.

Can you imagine what a date with one these humorless sourpusses would be like?

[hinckley buzzard]

Reminds me of a PJ O'Rourke quotation:
"If you want to know what's wrong with the American educational system, try f***ing an elementary ed major."

[JCEccles]

The conservative matching boards have about 5 men on them...all riding motorcycles and flexing their libertarian muscles after bad marriages.

Thanks for the image. ;-) Very funny.

[mlmr]

The Bilderbergers.


I knew it!!

[mlmr]

Thanks for the image. ;-) Very funny.


Very true:-(

[benice]

Well..congratulations. Good to know it works!

[Freedom4US]

On a whim I visited one of the online matchmaking websites, very well known i.e. advertised. Questionaire isn't the word to use - I have to think this is more of a data mining operation, not a dating operation. The tests are very much inline with modern pyscho-the-rapist dogma, at least.

[Loud Mime]

Liberal chicks: short on brains, long on craft.

[Doomonyou]

lefty_chic

"seeking male version of self"

You want someone to hate?

[Seamoth]

Don't waste your money unless you're -really- committed to finding a match... that means making a lot of contacts, writing a lot of emails, doing a lot of searches to filter out all the frogs, and I've found I don't have the time or energy for that. In fact IMHO finding a good person there is harder than networking for dates in real life.

[Truth is a Weapon]

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