Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-04 ("From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...")
Posted on 12/24/2004 4:40:09 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Once again we have a situation of Watching DUmmies Watching Us Watching DUmmies. This time it has to do with them watching us watching their posts on a 12-22 thread about a revelation from lead DUmmie Moonbat, William Rivers Pitt, announcing that Kerry would jump into the vote fraud game the following day to challenge the Ohio vote. After much jubilation and wing fluttering from the lesser Moonbats over in DUmmieland, exactly NOTHING happened. Now that the DUmmies have egg all over their face they are whining about the Freepers laughing at them in this THREAD titled, From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post... Since this thread from the Freepers that they are referencing commenced before my own DUFU thread on the same topic last evening, their comments are about the other Freeper thread. The whining of the DUmmies is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking in on his DUmmie Ant Farm, is in the [brackets]:
It is so very hard for me not to get into the threads and start bashing! Fragile,,,, let them try this fragile DUmmy !!!!
[No problem. By featuring you in the DUmmie FUnnies we can easily shatter your fragile ego by laughing at your self-important pretentious foibles.]
I am curious to see what they are saying about K/E potentially jumping into the fray.
[I see that this DUmmie post was made on Thursday morning. Soooo Dummie ..care to tell us all about K/E jumping into the fray. The news media was so silent about this momentous event that I missed it entirely.]
I Love Seeing Their Eyes Widen when they realise the gigs up.
[Right now my eyes are squeezed shut to keep all the tears of laughter at your momentous non-event from staining my shirt.]
They are saying horrible things about WillPitt. He should wear it as a badge of honor. What a bunch of freaks they are.
[Yes, Will Pitt should wear his Moonbat label as a badge of honor. Pitts Moonbat post about a complete NON-EVENT sent DUmmieland into spasms of joy over something that NEVER HAPPENED.]
Not only are they annoying, but they sure know how to type stupid stuff as fast as their narrow minds can go.
[Typing stupid stuff like phony Shakespeare quotes about patriotism that was cited by numerous DUmmies as well as Barbra Streisand?]
apparently the validity of WP's PREVIOUS statements have escaped them.
[Validity of Moonbat Pitts pitiful posts like the one he made on Wednesday about an event that was sure to happen on Thursday and by Friday STILL hasnt happened?]
We need an emoticon with pink liquid for Kool Aid...don't you think?
[A better emoticon would be the Great Pumpkin of unrealized dreams laughing at you. Moonbat Pitt, your Linus, promised that the great Pumpkin would arrive yesterday for sure. How much longer before you realize your Great Pumpkin will never arrive?]
Doesn't surprise me. I would put the "Dummies" at DU up against those ignorant and very very sad people any day of the week. A war of the minds would much be welcome. They never post any facts. They never look into the credibility of anything they decide to negatively rant about.
[Like the credibility of the claim by Moonbat Pitt that the Great Pumpkin Kerry would come to your rescue in Ohio yesterday? Next you will be seeing images of Kerrys face on Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.]
The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day, and no place has had a fouler stench than Freeper Land. I hate to visit the Free Republic message board, because I feel sorry for them. They are like a bunch of little kids trying to convince themselves that they are not afraid of the boogeyman, but you know that they are so wound up, the minute someone goes "boo!" they are going to jump out of their skins. This is no coincidence. The way that the far right motivates it rank and file is through fear, the same way Hitler and Goebels motivated their followers. They attract all the poor little former battered kids who were never loved for themselves and tell them "It is all (blanks) fault you are so miserable". Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves, it drives them crazy with rage and envy.
[The only thing I fear is the DUmmies ceasing to swallow the Moonbat theories promulgated by Pitt and his cohorts. If that were to happen, I would run low on comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies.]
William Pitt is a very good source, just waiting to see what happens
[And waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and ..]
What really pisses me off is how you get that "deer in the headlights" look when the rest of us are trying desperately to educate you.
[Yeah, educate us again about the impeccable timing of John Kerry, 10 days after the Electoral College vote, interceding in Ohio. When was that supposed to happen for sure? Oh, yesterday! Gee! I must have missed all the massive news accounts about that.]
Blissfully ignorant, I'd say since they don't realize that there are these pesky little things called ELECTION LAWS - and if the Repukes in Ohio broke those laws, then there ARE consequences!
[Consequences like us laughing at you looking for non-existent vote fraud to the tune of over 100,000 votes. Better pray to that Kerry face on the Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Maybe the face can conjure up a change in the Ohio outcome. As for the REAL Kerry, mostly likely he is snow boarding in Aspen right now not knowing what the hell Moonbat Pitt was talking about a couple of days ago.]
You don't have to go anywhere to find them -- they're all over DU just now
[And some of them might even be DUmmie moderators. Hee! Hee!]
Kerry Won - Get Over It!!
[BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And here is the Suicide Hotline number for you to call on Jan. 20: 1-800-BUSH-WON.]
I think we should write a book: "The DemocraticUnderground.com Guide To The Conservative Mind" with all of the f*cked up shit they spew. Of course, woven together with rapier-sharp wit...and all the profits would go towards the Bush Impeachment Fund...
[If you want a book with TRUE rapier wit, then I would recommend the DUmmie FUnnies with the CD-ROM insert.]
You are living in a bad Twilight Zone episode. Someday you will rue what you say about William Pitt. He is your modern day Patrick Henry.
[As weve seen this week, Moonbat Pitt is more like a cross between the Pied Piper leading all you DUmmie lemmings over the cliff of Reality and Linus, the believer in the Great Pumpkin of fictitious Vote Fraud.]
So let's put our foil hats on and ignore them. Shall we?
[Sure. Put on your tinfoil hats.]
won't we be surprised when they're right. It is all a hoax and we are full of crap.
[Your post was made at 8:50 PM last night on the day Kerry was supposed to electrify the vote fraud movement and you still havent figured out you were full of crap?]
Freepers very worried about vote-rigging.
[True. We are very very worried you DUmmies will give up on your vote rigging fantasies. It would dry up a HUGE source for laughter
. Thus ends this Dummie thread where the topic of Kerry coming to their rescue in Ohio FOR SURE is delicately avoided since the only thing that happened was a sighting of a Kerry Face on a Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich in Dayton.]
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"A war of the minds would much be welcome."
Say what you will about the denizens of DU, they do have courage. One must admire their willingness to enter, completely unarmed, into a battle of wits.
What the hell are these people smokin? "The stink of fear"? Maybe of Michael Moore eating my local 7-11, but I haven't detected any fear here at all--fear of what? I personally have posted about my fear of this stupid nothing story getting picked up by the lamestream media, but is that the "stink of fear"?
And I think it's hilarious how the DUmmies project. Theirs is the party of "Vote for Bush and it's Hitlertime!" and they talk about others being about using fear? I love their victim analogy, since they worship their own victimhood.
Great comments, put me on your ping list.
>>Kerry Won - Get Over It!! <<
Yes, and the Nazis won WWII. George McGovern beat Nixon in a landslide. Walter Mondale handed Reagan his head in '84.
Merry Christmas, DUmmies!
Peej, will you please add me to your DUFU ping list? :D
I was over there quite a bit yesterday stirring the pot. They kept telling me I was negative and the GREAT NEWS from Pitt was GIGANTIC and I was a party pooper.
I'm still waiting for the news break....
YES! I was afraid that there wouldn't be a DUFU tonight with all the merriment going on, what with Santa flying around and all. Thank you for the Christmas eve present. Oh, and by the way, Merry Christmas, PJ!
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #493. T Minus 7 and counting to the MAGIC 500.
Welcome aboard PINGEE #494. T Minus 6 and counting to the MAGIC 500 on the PING List.
Well, they're right about that one.
Apparently they pulled it off in Washington.
When you reach 500, does DU self-destruct?
BTW, have you checked out the site Preditors and Editors about finding an agent?
I guess that means I have a clean mind. :o)
Welcome aboard PINGEE #495 and former ASGer. T Minus FIVE and counting to the MAGIC 500.
That might happen when the DUFU book hits the Best Seller list.
I missed one of these last week and I don't want to miss another one. Please add me to your PING list!
Great stuff, best laughs I've had in ages!
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