Posted on 01/14/2005 6:05:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix
This DUmmie THREAD was originally posted yesterday so the premise posed in the title, “One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....” is referring to Inauguration Day. It is VERY INTERESTING to read the DUmmie responses and, again, I remind them of the Suicide Hotline Number: 1-800-BUSH-WON. As usual, the grieving DUmmie mournings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, freezing on the inauguration parade bleachers, is in the [brackets]:
One Week from Today, It's Going to Hurt Real Bad....Let's face it: on Inauguration Day, it's gonna hurt real bad to see the smirking face of a flesh-eating virus steal the Presidency for the second time, and receive the Oath of Office from his co-conspirator William Renquisling, Chief Justice of the United States of America.
[Look at the bright side: William “Renquisling,” due to health problems, will probably be replaced with a younger conservative soon by that “flesh-eating virus.”]
It's going to hurt real bad, because:
1. There were a number of times when we felt: We finally got the bastards, only to be disappointed in the end.
[Correct. You DUmmies thought you had him in September because of that 60 Minutes report about Bush and the Texas Air National Guard. Your gloating soon ended when FREEPER Buckhead quickly exposed the documents CBS used as being forgeries. Then your gloating resumed bigtime on the afternoon of Election Day when you believed the phony election polls. My theory is that Robert Shrum officially killed Kerry’s chances when he addressed the senator as “Mr. President” that day.]
2. There were a number of times when we felt the big gray mass of the American electorate would finally start listening, only to be disappointed in the end.
[And a big part of the reason you lost was the mindset that considers the American electorate to be a “big gray mass.”]
But in one week, we will witness one of the saddest events in this century. And we won't know if it will take a month, a year, or a decade to undo the damage, and take back our country. It's really going to hurt real bad when it happens. Be prepared.
[1-800-BUSH-WON]
To many (including me) this regime is temporary and doesn't have ANY legitimacy.
[I BEEEEELEEEEVE that the Bush Regime will last only until Jan. 21.]
I feel the same way, but Bush will officially be President...I can't imagine we'll be happy.
[Chris Heinz will be wearing a black band around his Perrier bottle in mourning.]
NOT MY PRESIDENT . . .for I live in America where Presidents are elected, not selected, and where the REAL title goes to the one who EARNS it, not CLAIMS it. Some will call him President and he can "officially" be their President, but I will never acknowledge him as my President. I had to do it in 2000 and I swear I will never bow to cheaters, liars, and thieves again.
[As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.]
You can eother obey his dictat or go to jail. Once shrub is sworn in, we will be forced to obey his wishes, and if we don't the full force of the law enforcement will be staring in our face. It is indeed a SAD DAY, Jan 20th.
[Fear the wrath of our Glorious Emperor, the mighty Chimpus Khan!]
Can I take my pillow? Or are you talking the kind of jail that is overseas and south of FL that people do not return from?
[That horrible, horrible place where the prisoners are tortured with air conditioning.]
Forced to obey his wishes? LOL. We'll still have all the same rights we have today (for now, anyway). We can still fight him through all of the means we are using right now. He's not being sworn in as God, as much as he would like to think he is. He does not make the law.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
…but on Jan. 21 who will be the POTUS ?
[DAMN! You always come up with those tough questions. Let me do a week of research on the Web and maybe I can find the answer.]
I plan a total media black-out that day. Now news, no c-span, no radio ...
[Shut my eyes, cover my ears, and yell, “LA-LA-LA-LA! NOT GOING TO SEE OR HEAR IT!!! LA-LA-LA-LA!”]
Keep pressure on Congress to help the dems have some backbone. Work locally to get voter verified paper ballots with auditing. Frame the debate. Keep digging into the election fraud to build the case for impeachment. Keep exposing all the lies.
[Ah! More of my pet DUmmie ants performing the circular mill routine again.]
Not watching, not listening and not verifying! Not MY President. Karma, karma, karma! Waiting for the MELT-DOWN!!!!
[Eyes closed! Ears covered! LA-LA-LA-LA!!! KARMA-MA-MA-MA!!!]
Remember, NOT ONE DAMN DIME next Thursday. And wear your BLUE PAPERCLIP ...Or ORANGE with your black clothes (will be fun explaining why you are dressing for Halloween in January!)
[Especially when you have a dime clipped with a blue paperclip to your orange and black shirt.]
I'll be hugging my children and delighting in their smiles. I'll be praying for them.
[You will also be delighting in the fact that you won the DUmmie Drama Queen Award of the Week.]
I got hurt in 2000 and haven't stopped hurting since.
[Try Blue Emu.]
Even though a DUmmie Funnies book (with CD-ROM insert full of related comix stories) would probably cost you in the neighborhood of $30, you can enjoy the DUmmie FUnnies for FREE right now by simply asking to be placed on the PING List.
PING!
Thanks for doing this and for the tag, pj.
Hey, I really was 1st this time -- and I am Los Angeles today (I am usually in Texas)!
If I see anyone with either of these accoutrements it will be almost impossible not to burst into derisive laughter.
Los Angeles? A trip over to the Pantry Cafe at the corner of 9th and Figueroa will yield up the BEST breakfast you ever had.
I am in the San Fernando Valley -- but for a while a few years ago, I was doing work at 7th and Fig and we used to go to the Pantry on occassion.
Pretty good and HUGH portions. Old Mayor Riordan knows how to run a resaurant.
This is truely going to be schadenfreudelicious.
Another great spot, but for lunch, is Felipe's near Union Station. It is the home of the ORIGINAL French Dip sandwich. BTW, that French Dip sandwich was discovered by accident. Many years ago, an L.A. cop ordered a beef sandwich. The counter guy was handing it over to the cop when it accidentally fell into a vat of the beef juice. The counter guy offered to make the cop a new sandwich but the cop decided to take it as it was dripping with that juice. The cop liked it so much that the next day he showed up with a bunch of fellow cops who wanted to try that new sandwich soaked in meat juice. Thus was born the French Dip sandwich.
Ya'll are making me hungry. No problem, though, since we have a "flesh eating virus" for President. I can eat as much as I want.
mmm, meat dipped in meat juice, mmmmmm....
Oh wait, this DU FU!
I may drive to Atlanta to see if I can find any orange black and blue paperclip wearing losers to point and laugh at.
Another great traditional L.A. eatery is Tommy's Burgers. They make absolutely the BEST Chili Burgers in the Universe.
"Ya'll are making me hungry. No problem, though, since we have a "flesh eating virus" for President. I can eat as much as I want."
Once the epedimic starts in earnest, the fat ones are going to be the last to die. Most of the female members of DU will probably out live us all!
Yeah, well....we feel your pain. Now, can we get on with life, ya think?
WHOA !! I FEEL GOOD !! DA DA DA DA DA DA ....
OK -- EVERYONE, START CHANTING...
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT ? response .. George Bush !!!!
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT ? response .. George Bush !!!!
WHO'S THE PRESIDENT ? response .. George Bush !!!!
because of the efforts here and other internet communites, a shadow of doubt has officially been cast on his 'selection'. Maybe the rest of the country is still not aware, but that negative energy is there and it is because of the people here. I think we should be proud, at least for that, on inauguration day.
So there's a shadow of doubt, but only the DUmmies are aware of it? And they are proud of their negativity? Do these people get out in the sunlight at all?
WHO'S YOUR DADDY !!!! 
The DUmmies can continue to argue whether it's legitmate or not.
Speaking of book reps--- I will be splitting for a few minutes to check my e-mail for any multi-million dollar book deals being thrown my way.
Peej, you hit the nail on the head with this one.
The DUmmies remind me of that Travelocity gnome in the commercial where he's saying something "I'm not hearing you! I'm not hearing you!" whenever a reasonable person posts something that isn't total moonbat conspiracy stuff.
Long gone, but far from forgotten, are the butter burgers served in a typical hamburger joint in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. When you bit into the burger on a semel [sp? crusty on the outside, soft on the inside]roll, the butter dripped all over. I am killing myself here.
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #560.
Yes. They already posted a thread about the DUFUs.
Good one today PJ. I get the orange but I don't understand the significance of the blue paper clip. What have I missed?
I appreciate what you do for many reasons, one in particular is that the funnies are one of the best ways to answer their insanity. I have tried to lurk over there but I am never able to stay long, because I get mad and frustrated because I can't reply to the idiots. I know that the moment that I might try to reply to their insane theorys and idiotic fraud ramblings I would be banned.
By reasonable I meam DUers who try to explain that they can't claim fraud in Ohio based on the exit polls, or if someone thinks CBS screwed up in the TANG story, or maybe the Swifties weren't total liars and told the truth about a couple things. Things like that will get you "tombstoned" in DU land if you're not really careful.
Nothing better than a Sheboygan Hard Roll!!!!
Yes, as I have just posted to PJ, I know that I would be banned five minutes after I signed up and posted.
Yup... I've had to tread carefully to get up to almost 400 posts over there.
It's hard to refrain from applying fact and logic; it can be fun to threadjack though. They can get quite personal.
How do I volunteer to man the Suicide Hotline next week?
I have a lot of good advice to give out--effective calibers, how to tie sturdy knots, judging wind direction and velocity from atop high buildings, etc.
Time for me to "give back" to the community.I'm available for the 12:15 PM to 8:15 PM shift on Inauguration Day.
I'm always wating for that ad to end with..."Made from fresh squeezed Emu's!"
Alas and alack.
PJ COMIX, MORE HOPI AND MAYAN WISDOM...."THE TIME OF THE LONELY WOLF IS OVER" HA HA HA & A WARNING FROM THE MAYAN ELDERS TO PRAY ON B'ELEJEB KAME. HA H AH HEY DO YOU GUYS KNOW BILLY JACK?
Actually in my early days on the Web I was in contact with the SON of Billy Jack because I was very interested in getting a copy of "Billy Jack Goes To Washington." Interesting that this DUmmie mentions Billy Jack because I notice that most of the DUmmies sound just like the self-righteous chip-on-the-shoulder kids from the Billy Jack school who thought they knew it all while their school ignored certain topics like basic math in favor of improv theater. In any event, I will certainly audition that DUmmie thread for possible inclusion in the DUFUs.
threadjack?
Ha ha.
When the torture technique of "air conditioning, loud techno music, and flashing lights" was first reported, I thought they were talking about a Jakarta dance club.
[DAMN! You always come up with those tough questions. Let me do a week of research on the Web and maybe I can find the answer.]
This is very funny. LOL.
Don't knock it. I have found Emu Oil to the the BEST dry hair treatment out there. In fact I like it so much that (and I'm NOT joking) I bought a 5 gallon drum of the stuff on eBay and then bottled it with my own lable, "PJ's Dry Hair Treatment," and placed enough of those bottles in my freezer to last for about a dozen years. Also, emu oil is FANTASIC for burns. Once, while under the influence of a hot latina chick, I accidentally filled a jacuzzi full of boiling hot water. I stuck my foot in there and immediately got a painful burn turning my foot lobster red. Just before hitting the sack, I covered my foot with emu oil. Next morning when I woke up both the pain and the lobster red color were gone. It was like my foot never got burned at all. BTW, a lot of the burn centers used emu oil for treatment of the patients.
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