Potential Republican Crack-Up

[Darksheare]

Only 30, but my father swiped me a coffee spoon when I was 5.
(I liked my coffee, even then.)
And for my anniversary the missus grabbed a full set, fork knife and spoon on E-bay.

So technically I have two spoons.
But one I do not use and keep safe.
Very safe.

[mware]

I'm from South Jersey.

[tuliptree76]

Rice-cream just sounds...

wrong.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

OKthen! Midwest AND South Jersey!

[mware]

Rice-cream just sounds... wrong.

It is, extremely wrong.

[mware]

OK how do you eat animal cracker?

First I bit off the legs. then I nibble off its head, leaving the torso for last.

[Monkey Face]

We just had a commercial for the monsoons..."It's monsoon season here, and we're looking for that special combination of ~~ high water and low intelligence!"

[mware]

I am watching the History Channel. Part 2 on Cannibals.

[tuliptree76]

Head, legs, torso.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Don't try the soy until they perfect the anti-gagging additive. :)

Confession, I drink soy milk. It is ok as long as you can get rid of the idea that it is MILK. It is not milk. It does not taste like milk. It does not have the same mouth feel as milk. It does not smell the same as milk. It is not milk.

But if you drink it as a soy drink rather then as milk it is ok.

[Monkey Face]

I love animal crackers. I eat them head first, then legs, then torso...and always give the broken ones to your younger siblings. (Unless they are Mother's Frosted Animal Cookies...)

[Darksheare]

I blame my mom, I inherited the addiction to chocolate from her.
;-)

[Monkey Face]

I watched as much of that as I could when it was on a few months ago. It was pretty interesting.

[mware]

When I was a kid eating carrots and peas.

Move the peas and carrots about 5 times around my plate, than tell my parents I was full.

Mashed Potatoes.. shape the potatoes like a volcano and pour the gravy into the vent. Carve little rivers with my fork and watch the gravy pour over the side.

[Darksheare]

I didn't even get one of those.

[tuliptree76]

I didn't play with my vegetables much. I actually liked peas and carrots.

[Monkey Face]

Oh ugh. I will not touch anything with soy in it if it is in the first five, on the list of ingredients. If they use it as a hormone replacement for women, imagine what it can do to little girls. And men.

[Monkey Face]

Yah gotta put butter in the hole before you add the gravy!

[Monkey Face]

I have no idea where I got mine, but I could care less! I have it, and that's what counts! ;o]

[mware]

I hear ya. Actually that soy milk helped me when the lactose intolerance was at its worse. I was down below 95 pounds and think at that point had a eating disorder. Each of those soy milks had something like 220 calories per drink. It helped me to stabilize my weight and eventually gain weight.