Posted on 09/03/2005 5:53:35 PM PDT by TexasGreg
Bush Drinks Blood From Hurricane Victim's Skull
After months of hiding out in Crawford, Bush will tour the Gulf Coast tomorrow to witness first hand the wholesale destruction his corrupt environmental policies have wrought. A slew of loyal lapdog reporters will accompany him, willing participants in a carefully choreographed photo-op scripted by Karl Rove. But will the cameras be on as he cashes the check for all the war profits he's made as working families struggle to keep their heads above water? Will they capture the look of orgasmic joy on his face as he surveys the piles of dead Democrat voters? Will the microphones record the screams - the horrible screams - as Bush rips the head off a hurricane victim with his bare hands and drinks the blood from his skull?
Of course not. The media will show us exactly what Rove wants us to see: Bush hugging paid shills with phony compassion. Bush filling sandbags with the little people. Bush distributing care packages to hungry children. He'll come off looking "presidential", and the brainwashed brownshirts of the blogosphere will eat it up. There will be no Cindy Sheehans to ask him why he wiped out New Orleans and killed so many black people. There will be no congressional inquiries by Katrina Widows for Hillary to demand answers. The water will recede, everyone will go back to drinking Bush's kool-aid, and the wealthiest 1% of Americans will continue to enjoy their tax cuts as if nothing had ever happened.
For the love of Gaia, people! We must not allow right-wing pundits to politicize this tragedy by refusing to hold Bush accountable for it!
Are there people that really believe this nonsense???
This is a hoot!
Thanks a bunch!
It's Satire ... and good Satire. Amazingly, some people DO think it's real. The wild thing is that it's not so far from reality of what they claim that it's unthinkable that some wacko on the left might write it.
But ... it's not from a left-wing wacko but by a sharp satirist.
"There will be no Cindy Sheehans to ask him why he wiped out New Orleans and killed so many black people."
Of course there won't be. She's still upset that it wasn't da jooz who were killed.
First good laugh I've had all week. Thank you.
A bit twisted, a bit irreverent, wickedly funny.........so of course I thought of you.:-)
hehehe PING
Yes they do! Bush cut funds for leeve construction. Heard that all day in school yesterday. They say he cut funds last year.
Me: He can't cut anything unless it goes through the house and senate.
Moonbats: The Republicans control the house and Senate.
Me: It's half and half.
Moonbats: silence.
I heard the federal government did cut funding from the leeves but increase funding to Lousiana Coastal Plain. The delta is in desperate need of restoration. New Orleans is basically becoming the shore line. Everytime they pump out the water after a storm the city sinks further into the earth. A new leeve would not solve the problem but if they created a coastal plain this would protect New Orleans from heavy flooding. It would acted as a buffer from incoming hurricanes.
When did the bill get passed? Does anybody know?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/
Yes they do believe it. I fight with them all the time.
I was just watching Celine Dion on Laaaaaaaaaaary King alive I thought this was a transcript of her comments.
It's funny, but too close to the craziness some people spout! Last night there were multiple, MULTIPLE examples of nonsense on every cable channel.
That's sweet! You need to sprinkle a few f-bombs in it and then post it over on Zsa-Zsa Huffinstuff's "blog." Then just kick back and laugh as the moonbats bark in agreement and say "You just got to send this to the New York Times!"
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