DUmmie FUnnies 12-29-05 ("The post impeachment administration: Powell-Gore?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 29, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Always Right]

I don't get it. If Bush is impeached, doesn't Karl Rove stay in charge? How can anything happen without Karl Rove being behind it. I am so confused by DUmmie enlightenment.

[DJ MacWoW]

Powell lied about the war, but he has bee furiously apologizing and leaking his embarrassment ever since he left office.

Sorry! I got this far and couldn't read more as I was laughing too much!

[BlessedByLiberty]

Post Impeachment Government of what, Fantasyland?

Okay I'll play along:

Bill/Monica

Hillary/Xena the Warrior Princess

Sheehan/Kerry

Gore/Kucinich
[Once applicable EPA forms are filed, of course!]

Kennedy/Kerry/Kucinich
[The KKK Kabal]

McCain/Matthews
[Chris can slobber up close and personal, sort of like the Bill/Monica partnership!]

Hillary/Hillary
[You don't think anyone would last more than a day as a possible replacment for her, do you?]

[Paradox]

Almost all the Republicans in the administration and the Senate are simply too tainted either by the crimes of the administration or corruption in Congress.

Thats the DUmmies mindset. We=good, them=ALL BAD. This is a caricature of reality. They literally think that the world Democrats=hero's, Republicans=scoundrels. How immature is that? Not many conservatives I know think that way about Republicans and Democrats. Funny, when it comes to foreign policy and dealing with enemies abroad, Liberals talk about nuance, yet when dealing with political opponents at home, its absolutes!

[COBOL2Java]

...sorry for the foul language. i have no other way to express my utter contempt for powell.

My guess is, you have no other way to express yourself, period...

[SamKeck]

This particular anecdote on this DUmmie THREAD was written up by none other than the infamous Pied Piper Pitt. In his fantasy anecdote, Pitt portrays himself as the all-wise educator of a clueless Bush supporting bar bouncer named Ty who he describes as being very large and also originally from New Orleans.

Another classic WilliamPitt post wherein he's able to recall the entire long-winded conversation exactly word-by-word (with appropriate quotation marks), wherein he deigns to wise up an otherwise unknowing looby.

If they ever publish a medical dictionary that defines Dr. Krauthammer's BDS* (*Bush Derangement Syndrome), they'll have to put Pitt's picture next to it as an illustration.

[nina0113]

You think Ty really exists? I don't.

[rdb3]

They are through the friggin' looking glass.

Sure they are, provided that their looking glass keeps everything in reverse.

[COBOL2Java]

I hope they keep wasting energy like this. I would have said wasting brainpower, but I wanted to be accurate.

Kinda reminds me of one of my favorite lines from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation": Clarke's daughter, trying to stand up for her dad, tells grandfather (played by E.G. Marshall) "He works very hard, Grandpa!" and grandpa shoots back "So does a washing machine!"

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I love those stories on DU. Notice that Pitt went out of his way not to call him a Freeper, like they usually do. To the DUmmies, a Freeper is any one who doesn't agree with their nutbar theories and is politically to the right of Karl Marx.

[doug from upland]

I presume the package arrived?

[rzeznikj at stout]

Top 50?

[kenth]

They've never gotten past the maturity level of a fourth grader. They make up all these fantasies, live as if it's reality, then get really upset when it doesn't pan out.

Liberalism really is a mental disorder.

[Charles Henrickson]

IMAGINE THERE'S IMPEACHMENT
Tune: "Imagine"

Imagine there's impeachment--
It's easy if you're high.
No proof to slow us,
And no one asking why.
Imagine all the 'pubbies
Voting all our way. . . .

Imagine there's no Chimpy--
It isn't hard, DU.
No one like Rice or Rumsfeld,
No Dick Cheney, too.
Imagine Karl the Traitor
Serving life at least. . . .

You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.

Imagine no more DUFUs--
I wonder if you can.
No need to read their humor
And laughter at our plans.
Imagine all the freepers
Feeling bad like us. . . .

You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.

[COBOL2Java]

I presume the package arrived?

In yesterday's mail, thanks! Now I have to find a suitable location - may have to create an "anti-Tookie" shrine...

[Sally'sConcerns]

CU is talking about taking Pitt up on his $10,000.00 bet by paying Ty to call Pitt a liar.

General consensus on CU's board is Pitt's bar is Bukowski's Tavern.
http://cityguide.aol.com/boston/entertainment/venue.adp?sbid=106527841

A clue given on one of the DUmp threads:
The scam is called the Dead Author's Club, as the bar is named after a dead author.


http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27410

Pitt's challenge:

WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Thu Dec-29-05 02:42 AM
Original message
No one wants to take me up on my bet?
Edited on Thu Dec-29-05 02:50 AM by WilliamPitt

I told a story in another thread about a conversation I had with the doorman at my bar, who is a Bush guy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Some seem to think the story is fiction.

I stated in another thread that I would wager ten thousand dollars ($10,000) on the matter.

Come to Boston, come to my bar, and meet Ty. Get the story straight from him.

Right now, he is reading Bamford's 'Body of Secrets' (because I gatev it to him), so he may not love you too much.

Is it fiction?

Find me, and find out.

Ten grand says it is gospel truth.

Try me. I'd enjoy the money.

On edit: Come on, Freeper firetruckers. I'd love to deprive you of the next seven payments for your double-wide. Cowards.

[Roscoe Karns]

One of your best-- an instant classic!

[Ditter]

>>"Tooth Fairy/Kucinich">>>

I think Kucinich (sp?) IS the Tooth Fairy! Have you ever seen the Tooth Fairy and Kucinich in the same room? Me neither!

[pigsmith]

...so many DUFUs......must...keep...up...

[Charles Henrickson]

But wait, DUmmies! Why stop there? I mean since we are in your Alternate Reality. . . .

"From Here to Alternity," by James Jokes.