Posted on 12/29/2005 9:43:03 AM PST by PJ-Comix
The only thing more bizarre than the DUmmie THREAD featured in the DUmmie FUnnies this morning where the DUmmies fantasized about a reality-challenged scenario where Bush gets chimpeached is this DUmmie THREAD titled, "The post impeachment administration: Powell-Gore?" As you might have surmised from the title, the DUmmies are already assuming the fantasy of a chimpeachment and are now planning on the makeup of the post-chimpeachment administration. Colin Powell isn't even in government any more but that small fact doesn't seem to interfere with the DUmmie fantasy as you shall see. Even more bizarre is that Powell would somehow choose Al Gore to be his vice-president. But wait, DUmmies! Why stop there? I mean since we are in your Alternate Reality, wouldn't Powell say to himself that Gore was really elected in 2000 and then meekly step aside and let Gore take over the presidency? As usual, the DUmmie Fantasies being channeled from the Alternate Universe are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, envisioning my own Alternate Reality of Petra Verkaik and Salma Hayek battling it out in a hotel room over who gets first dibs at my body, is in the [brackets]:
The post impeachment administration: Powell-Gore?
[Or Tooth Fairy-Kucinich?]
I believe that if the Democrats take the House after the mid term congressional elections, there will be an impeachment. Moreover, the Democratic majority will give cover to disgruntled Republicans to join the impeachment effort.
[How kind of you to give cover to the disgruntled Republicans of the Alternate Universe.]
However, we have to keep in mind that it is almost a certainty that impeachment will not change Republican party control of the executive branch. This is because the outgoing president will control the appointment of a vice president.
[Damn that Constitution!]
As during the Nixon administration, once Congress decides that impeachment is a real possibility, they will first have to force out a corrupt vice president -- then Agnew, today Cheney. It is inconceivable that Congress would impeach Bush, but allow the author and instigator of most of his crimes, Cheney, to assume the presidency.
[And don't forget Denny Hastert. We must get rid of him too! Plus everybody down to about the 145th level of succession.]
This raises an important question for Democrats: Who will be the post impeachment president and vice president?
[Why ask the Democrats? They have NO input as to the post chimpeachment president and vice president.]
Almost all the Republicans in the administration and the Senate are simply too tainted either by the crimes of the administration or corruption in Congress. Both parties' leaders will be trying to clean house, signal a move by the Republicans from the extreme fringe right policy positions and send a message to the international community that the US is ready to return to the "reality based" international community -- all in the same appointment.
[Your use of the term "reality based" already has me doubling up in laughter.]
Frankly, the only viable Republicans are John McCain and Colin Powell, and given the international crisis that Bush has created, Powell is the far more likely candidate.
[Thanx for just killing McCain's primary election chances in '08. Any "Republican" considered "viable" by the DUmmies needs to be prevented from getting the presidential nomination by REAL Republicans.]
At this point, however, because of the unprecedented fiscal, military and international challenges the federal government will face, Democrats need to insist on some kind of "government of national unity" -- in other words, the appointment of a Democratic vice president. The only Democrat with the stature to be vice president under those circumstances is Al Gore, both because of his experience as vice president and because he actually won the popular vote in 2000.
[This fantasy scenario will only happen with the proper astological alignment. Namely Uranus must be aligned in front of your face.]
You may disagree with this analysis and proposed administration, but I hope you'll agree that it's time for progressive Democrats to look ahead and begin planning for the post-Bush administration.
[How about the more modest goal of planning for your institutionalization, DUmmie HamdenRice ? And now on to the other DUmmie comments...]
powell is an asshole solidly in the bush pocket and the world knows he is a liar who likes to advance his own interests ... existing patriotic feelings in powell? NONE! so, why get rid of an asshole to put in place another asshole? sorry for the foul language. i have no other way to express my utter contempt for powell.
[Nice to see you get all worked up over a fantasy that WON'T be happening in this Reality.]
I don't disagree at all ... but the point is, that the Republicans will control the successor to Bush-Cheney. Powell lied about the war, but he has bee furiously apologizing and leaking his embarrassment ever since he left office. Surely you can see he is positioning himself for the succession?
[Yeah. Powell has nothing better to do with his time than planning for a DUmmie Fantasy scenario that WON'T be happening.]
republicans would never vote for GORE and on principle GORE should not stand with any republican in a ticket nor take second place to it. he would be another asshole if he, for a second time, would willingly accommodate the assholes.
[How noble of Gore to turn down a position that WON'T be offered to him.]
After all this national trauma, would you prefer .... Powell-McCain? Or Powell-Santorum? If we are going to control a post-Bush administration, I think we need someone in at a very high level.
[Powell-Energizer Bunny?]
i am not dreamin' republicans are not going to let go of power and control and without the bush machine to act as their backbone...neither sanctoroom nor mackane have the charisma to do what bush has done...unless they are using diebold machines, i have the feeling that even with those two running the country, much of democracy would return to these shores. although, i may be totally wrong.
[Or totally deluded for extending even the least bit of credibility to this thread.]
The succession to the presidency is defined...I don't think your scenario accounts for the fact that the Constitution was amended to provide a clearly defined succession of the Presidency. How is your scenario going to get around the 25 amendment?
[By leaning back, closing his eyes, and clicking his heels together three times while wishing real hard.]
I guess the OP thinks it would go like this: Dubya is impeached and removed from office. Cheney becomes President and appoints a VP, say, Powell Cheney is then impeached and removed from office. Powell becomes President and appoints a new VP.
[Tinkerbell?]
However, Bush will not be removed by the impeachment process. That is just a pipe dream.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
So who will be the post-Bush prez if not Powell?
[ET]
I don't get it. If Bush is impeached, doesn't Karl Rove stay in charge? How can anything happen without Karl Rove being behind it. I am so confused by DUmmie enlightenment.
Sorry! I got this far and couldn't read more as I was laughing too much!
Post Impeachment Government of what, Fantasyland?
Okay I'll play along:
Bill/Monica
Hillary/Xena the Warrior Princess
Sheehan/Kerry
Gore/Kucinich
[Once applicable EPA forms are filed, of course!]
Kennedy/Kerry/Kucinich
[The KKK Kabal]
McCain/Matthews
[Chris can slobber up close and personal, sort of like the Bill/Monica partnership!]
Hillary/Hillary
[You don't think anyone would last more than a day as a possible replacment for her, do you?]
Thats the DUmmies mindset. We=good, them=ALL BAD. This is a caricature of reality. They literally think that the world Democrats=hero's, Republicans=scoundrels. How immature is that? Not many conservatives I know think that way about Republicans and Democrats. Funny, when it comes to foreign policy and dealing with enemies abroad, Liberals talk about nuance, yet when dealing with political opponents at home, its absolutes!
My guess is, you have no other way to express yourself, period...
Another classic WilliamPitt post wherein he's able to recall the entire long-winded conversation exactly word-by-word (with appropriate quotation marks), wherein he deigns to wise up an otherwise unknowing looby.
If they ever publish a medical dictionary that defines Dr. Krauthammer's BDS* (*Bush Derangement Syndrome), they'll have to put Pitt's picture next to it as an illustration.
You think Ty really exists? I don't.
Sure they are, provided that their looking glass keeps everything in reverse.
Kinda reminds me of one of my favorite lines from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation": Clarke's daughter, trying to stand up for her dad, tells grandfather (played by E.G. Marshall) "He works very hard, Grandpa!" and grandpa shoots back "So does a washing machine!"
I presume the package arrived?
They've never gotten past the maturity level of a fourth grader. They make up all these fantasies, live as if it's reality, then get really upset when it doesn't pan out.
Liberalism really is a mental disorder.
Imagine there's impeachment--
It's easy if you're high.
No proof to slow us,
And no one asking why.
Imagine all the 'pubbies
Voting all our way. . . .
Imagine there's no Chimpy--
It isn't hard, DU.
No one like Rice or Rumsfeld,
No Dick Cheney, too.
Imagine Karl the Traitor
Serving life at least. . . .
You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.
Imagine no more DUFUs--
I wonder if you can.
No need to read their humor
And laughter at our plans.
Imagine all the freepers
Feeling bad like us. . . .
You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.
In yesterday's mail, thanks! Now I have to find a suitable location - may have to create an "anti-Tookie" shrine...
CU is talking about taking Pitt up on his $10,000.00 bet by paying Ty to call Pitt a liar.
General consensus on CU's board is Pitt's bar is Bukowski's Tavern.
http://cityguide.aol.com/boston/entertainment/venue.adp?sbid=106527841
A clue given on one of the DUmp threads:
The scam is called the Dead Author's Club, as the bar is named after a dead author.
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27410
Pitt's challenge:
WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Thu Dec-29-05 02:42 AM
Original message
No one wants to take me up on my bet?
Edited on Thu Dec-29-05 02:50 AM by WilliamPitt
I told a story in another thread about a conversation I had with the doorman at my bar, who is a Bush guy.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
Some seem to think the story is fiction.
I stated in another thread that I would wager ten thousand dollars ($10,000) on the matter.
Come to Boston, come to my bar, and meet Ty. Get the story straight from him.
Right now, he is reading Bamford's 'Body of Secrets' (because I gatev it to him), so he may not love you too much.
Is it fiction?
Find me, and find out.
Ten grand says it is gospel truth.
Try me. I'd enjoy the money.
On edit: Come on, Freeper firetruckers. I'd love to deprive you of the next seven payments for your double-wide. Cowards.
One of your best-- an instant classic!
>>"Tooth Fairy/Kucinich">>>
I think Kucinich (sp?) IS the Tooth Fairy! Have you ever seen the Tooth Fairy and Kucinich in the same room? Me neither!
...so many DUFUs......must...keep...up...
"From Here to Alternity," by James Jokes.
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