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DUmmie FUnnies 10-12-06 (DUmmies Angered Over South Park 9/11 Conspiracy Episode)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 12, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/12/2006 4:39:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Last night South Park brilliantly satirized the loony 9/11 conspiracy theory crazies out there. And since most of DUmmieland consists of such conspiracy theorists, Trey Parker and Matt Stone were also talking about THEM. This was one of the BEST episodes of South Park and if you missed it, you can catch a clip of the latter part of the show at HOT AIR. Of course, the DUmmies were quite upset over being mocked by South Park especially since many of them were misled into believing that the show would buy into their paranoid view about President Bush before the tables were turned on them as you can see in the clip at Hot Air. You can see their outrage at this THREAD titled, "The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight." So let us now watch the DUmmie 9/11 conpiracy theorists react to being mocked in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who suspects South Park of being part of a vast government conspiracy to discredit the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, is in the [brackets]:

The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight.

[Oh boy! Matt and Trey will FINALLY validate all our mad MIHOP theories!]

This. Is. HILARIOUS!

[Posted a DUmmie at 10:08 P.M., not realizing what is in store for him later. Hee! Hee!]

Basically, making fun of 9-11 conspiracy theorists. Which I am all for. Give em hell Southpark! This really may be the best show on television.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Blaming the Jews (Kyle)

[In DUmmieland they blame the neocons (Jews).]

Cartman is MIHOP and Kyle isn't? I thought Cartman was conservative and Kyle was liberal

[Wrong. Cartman is a nutcase and Kyle is rational.]

I'll tell you the end right now They will realize that everyone is at fault and no one is really to blame, and they will find a way to make conservatives look like well-meaning and patriotic but bumbling yokels, and will make liberals look like angry, unreasonable jerks who want to be friends with the terrorists. The writers of South Park are slime, and they are hacks

[You need to get a clue from the Hardly Boys since your prediction was WRONG.]

yep, that's how they all go And, if you're passionate about anything, there's something wrong with you.

[Especially if you are among the 25% of the idiots who buy into the 9/11 conspiracy theories.]

they hate conservatives, but they hate liberals more I am tired of this "they are equal opportunity bashers" bullshit. But believe what you want. Maybe you are proud that Trey Parker thinks anyone who questions Bush is a retard.

[Cry me up a river of Scott Tenorman tears.]

and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism

[WAAAAAAH!!!]

South Park's creators think Global Warming is liberal overreaction too... I would expect nothing less from their treatment of 9/11.

[GLOBAL WARMING!!! Quick! Put on heavy overcoats so you won't freeze when global warming hits!]

They also portrayed Al Gore as a nut job

[What did South Park do? Run a video clip of Al Gore?]

I guess you just missed the last part where Bush shot the conspiracy theorist through the mouth with a pistol. Rumsfeld: "He died like a pig"

[You're in for a BIG surprise when you find out that isn't the last part. Hee! Hee!]

Questioning Bush and 9/11 = Death. HAHAHAHA *wipes eyes* boy is America going down the shit hole :|

[Posts a DUmmie who hasn't watched the SP episode.]

Considering you obviously didn't see the episode, and have no friggin idea what I'm talking about or laughing at........shut up.

[Stop laughing, DAMMIT! They are making fun of US!]

You watch your tone with me India3. You're right I haven't seen the episode but that doesn't warrant you telling me to "shut up".

[Since you haven't seen the episode then you can't know that South Park is brilliantly mocking YOU.]

HOLY SHIT! BUSH JUST KILLED THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY GUY!!!

[THAT PROVES OUR LOONY 9/11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE RIGHT!!!]

Hey, they're totally reaming Bush now! It's awesome! Watch it! Anyone who sees this episode should know once and for all should know that South Park isn't conservative.

[Posted DUmmie Rocknrule at 10:21 P.M., not yet realizing it is the DUmmies who are about to be reamed. Hee! Hee!]

I keep waiting for the twist. Gotta be one.

[Don't worry. You will be twisted out of shape.]

I knew there would be a part coming where they end up giving Bush a free pass and slam all liberals as insane conspiracy nuts

[The bitter truth finally slams the DUmmies square in the face. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

What are they saying about Bush?

That he did 9/11

[Replied DUmmie Rocknrule, still slightly behind the curve.]

here's how it went down. after it looked as though Bush was admitting to doing 9/11, we finally find out that the 9/11 conspiracies are the real government conspiracy. Moral of the story: Conspiracy nuts are just that. Nuts. The government perpetuates 9/11 conspiracy because they want people to think they are capable of pulling such a conspiracy off. They ended by saying, essentially, that 9/11 conspiracies are for sheep, anyone who doubts the official story is a retard, and the alert and aware Americans are the ones who know that Bush is telling the truth about 9/11.

[A DUmmie finally wakes up to the sad truth about the episode.]

That Bush wants us to believe he did 9/11 because that way... he seems powerful... And they think anyone who believes that Arabs-In-A-Cave didn't do 9/11 is retarded.

[And DUmmieland is afflicted with mass retardation.]

Well, talk about statements you wish you could take back did you stop watching right when you posted this? Did you not see the end? Or are you a retard, as the creators of South Park say you are

[He is! He is!]

Ok, someone help me...... did they just make the administration look like f*cking idiots or f*cking genius's?

[Obviously you don't fall into the genius category.]

The government actually is behind the conspiracy movement so people believe that they are in control of everything, instead of people believing they are completely incompetent and unprepared, which they really are. Bush and the gov are keeping the conspiracy movement alive, even though 9-11 was causeed by *GASP* a bunch of pissed off muslims.

[Posting the latter as fact in DUmmieland is enough to get you tombstoned.]

They said that people who doubt the offical 9/11 story are retarded.

[How does that make you feel?]

I guess it makes them part of the 75% who aren't retarded. The whole point of this episode was "don't question the government"

[As they try to spin control themselves out of complete humiliation.]

Trey Parker & Matt Stone are racist homophobes It's quite obvious from their portrayal of blacks, Jews, gays, and other minorities that they're nothing more than a bunch of RW racist gaybashers, with a bunch of poo-poo jokes thrown in.

[Screeches out a DUmmie angry at being humiliated by South Park.]

and they can't write decent satire to save their lives

[Everyone other than humiliated 9/11 conspiracy theorists laughed like hell.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; mattstone; southpark; treyparker
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To: Ditter

I didn't watch when my kids were watching but started later. The show is freaking hilarious and I am not younger than you.


61 posted on 10/12/2006 7:07:27 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: PJ-Comix; eyespysomething
[You need to get a clue from the Hardly Boys since your prediction was WRONG.]

FUnniest line ever! Ever.

62 posted on 10/12/2006 7:11:18 AM PDT by SittinYonder (Ic þæt gehate, þæt ic heonon nelle fleon fotes trym, ac wille furðor gan,)
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To: MadIvan

Cartman desires money without having to do anything to earn it. That is very leftish. His vendetta against Tennorman I could easily see being carried out by someone who worked for the Clintons, or the Kennedys, or Lyndon Johnson, or ........... the list goes on............


63 posted on 10/12/2006 7:16:13 AM PDT by cdcdawg
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To: PJ-Comix

All Your South Park Are Belong To Us!!!


64 posted on 10/12/2006 7:19:45 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Ditter
SNL is pathetic! But I still watch it out of habit and hoping that I catch that occasional skit that is funny. I wish Tina Fey would catch diarrhea and have to spend the rest of her life in the bathroom. I turn it off or mute it during the Bush bashing.

Tina Fey is gone from SNL. She's got her own sitcom.

SD

65 posted on 10/12/2006 7:20:05 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: PJ-Comix
The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight.

The DUmmies are doing 7-11 tonight.

66 posted on 10/12/2006 7:23:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmie fine dining.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This. Is. HILARIOUS!

Tired. Writing. GIMMICK!

67 posted on 10/12/2006 7:25:37 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Two words: Worn. Out.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh my God! They killed the CONSPIRACY GUY!


69 posted on 10/12/2006 7:30:14 AM PDT by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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To: PJ-Comix
MIHOP

MIHOP IS BUILT ON NOTHING, YES
Tune: "My Hope Is Built on Nothing Less"

MIHOP is built on nothing, yes,
But still my rage is bottomless;
I dare not trust what Bush may claim,
But wholly place on him the blame.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

When buildings fell on 9-11,
I knew this stunk to highest heav'n.
That famous crashing airplane shot
Was filmed upon a movie lot.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

His Rice, his Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rove
Support Bush in this web they wove.
When soon they take us all away,
My tin foil and MIHOP will stay.
On Bush's watch all this was planned,
"Al-Qaeda's" just some sleight of hand.

70 posted on 10/12/2006 7:31:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
will make liberals look like angry, unreasonable jerks who want to be friends with the terrorists.

So this is a reality show?

71 posted on 10/12/2006 7:33:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Reality-Show Based Community.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Cartman is MIHOP and Kyle isn't? I thought Cartman was conservative and Kyle was liberal..

Try the Country omelet at MIHOP. It's delicious

72 posted on 10/12/2006 7:33:44 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (DEATH TO ISLAM BECAUSE ISLAM IS DEATH!)
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To: PJ-Comix
helping an entire generation despise liberalism

So this is a public service program?

73 posted on 10/12/2006 7:35:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Great slogan: "Helping an entire generation despise liberalism")
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To: PJ-Comix
They also portrayed Al Gore as a nut job

I thought "Biography" was on A&E.

74 posted on 10/12/2006 7:38:13 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoreaphobia.)
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To: SoothingDave
I might start watching SNL again now that Colin Quinn is gone. The guy isn't funny. He can't talk. He keeps running out of breath in the middle of sentences. Hell, I only watched Tough Crowd for one reason: Nick DiPaolo. He's wicked funny.
75 posted on 10/12/2006 7:39:40 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: PJ-Comix

How come the T-shirt is blacked out?

SD

76 posted on 10/12/2006 7:40:54 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: PJ-Comix
They also portrayed Al Gore as a nut job

But that's so far-fetched, how could anyone take that seriously?





77 posted on 10/12/2006 7:41:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoreaphobia.)
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To: Gordongekko909
I might start watching SNL again now that Colin Quinn is gone.

Colin Quinn's been gone for like a decade.

SD

78 posted on 10/12/2006 7:41:50 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: PJ-Comix
I wold have thought the DUmmie reaction would be as follows:

"What does Karl Rove have on Matt and Trey?"

SD

79 posted on 10/12/2006 7:43:17 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: PJ-Comix
HOLY SHIT! BUSH JUST KILLED THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY GUY!!!

EARTH TO DUMMIELAND: IT'S JUST A SATIRICAL CARTOON SHOW!!!

80 posted on 10/12/2006 7:43:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CAPITAL OFFENSE!!!)
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