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DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-07 (DUmmies Outraged At People Who Consider Terrorism A Threat)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/11/2007 4:56:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

John Edwards has downplayed the terrorist threat by stating that the global war on terrorism is nothing but a bumper sticker slogan. In fact, it is very important to Leftwingers that the fiction be preserved that there is no real threat of Islamo-Fascist terrorism. Ask a typical leftwinger who is more of a terrorist threat; an Islamic fundamentalist or your average Southern Baptist and he would either answer the latter or (if trying to pretend to be sane) be unable to answer the question. Therefore it is no surprise at all that the DUmmies are in an uproar over some PSA ad during a TV show in which parents are encouraged to talk to their kids about terrorist attacks as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Oh my f*cking gawd, the motherf*ckers!!!!" Yes, how DARE they suggest you should talk to your own children about terrorism especially since the REAL terrorists are the EVIL Bush regime who plotted and carried out the 9/11 attacks. So let us now watch the DUmmies once again leap off the edge of sanity in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that John Edwards considers a Republican neighbor to be more of a threat than Osama bin Laden, is in the [brackets]:

Oh my f*cking gawd, the motherf*ckers!!!!

[What happened? Did someone threaten us with nuclear detruction or, even worse, cut off your pizza supply line?]

I just saw an ad on ABC Family - you know, the ones where you need to talk to your kids about smoking, drugs, drinking, abstinence...but it was talking to your kids about terrorist attacks!

[Better warn them about the DUmmies as well.]

I just caught the end. Looked up and saw little kids with big eyes - the narrator asking parents, "What will you do to protect your children....? How will you keep them safe?" They gave a .gov address to get suggestions for "making a plan".

[What will you do to protect your DUmmies from reality?]

And there was the big Homeland Security Sig at the end.

This is soooo f*cked up.

[GASP! Imagine Homeland Security being concerned about the security of children especially since we know it is really a Gestapo type operation intent on sending all us good progressives to Wal-Mart detention camps. And now for some more outrage from the rest of the DUmmies...]

Duck and cover!

[DUmmie and cover...your brain.]

Insanely EVIL... Talking about terror attacks with your kids-

[The horror. The HORROR!]

More important to talk to your kids about who is behind pushing terror and these "talk" promos.The powers that be are completely out of control. Can I get a witness?

[Norman Bates can back you up as a witness.]

Nothing like using children when the adults stop buying the lie.

[Nothing like using children as suicide bombers but to DUmmies that is only a rightwing myth.]

"They want to kill your CHILDREN, David ... " Right from the mouth of the beast, the most filthy kind of fear-mongering.

[How dare they! We all know Al Qaeda is merely a benign organization concerned only with helping the needy.]

I think it's www.ready.gov. I've seen that commercial too. Let's make sure the little ones are good and scared!

[Meanwhile in schools all over the country, leftwing teachers have no problem scaring children about the Beast---the EVIL Bush Regime.]

From the kid's fun page - 'Terrorism is the use of threat or violence to scare governments into changing their policies. A terrorist can be an individual or a member of an organization. The attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, are examples of acts of terrorism.

The word "terrorism" first appeared in France (terrorisme) in 1795.

Talk to your parents or teachers if you have questions about this type of emergency.'

Unbelievable!

[Unbelievable! How dare they suggest it was foreign terrorists who attacked the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on 9/11 when we all know it was just a government plot to recreate the Reichstag fire.]

You may note they call it 'The Homeland'. Remind you of anything?

[Yeah. Homeland Security cameras. I'm marketing them. You get a 6" monitor plus TWO infrared cameras for only 25 bucks. May I take your order?]

What gives Chertoff the right to tell the country that he has a “gut” feeling that we’re going to be hit with a terrorist attack this summer?

[Um... Maybe because he is the director of Homeland Security?]

This - is child abuse - not protection. Of course, I was pretty young during the drop and duck days - so maybe it was abuse then as well.

[You seem to leaving a lot of DUck drops nowadays as well.]

It's all pretty bad but this one is criminal. F*ck these dirt bags for messing with my kids.

[And I bet this DUmmie would have absolutely NO problem with a leftwing teacher instructing his kids about the clinical details of gay sex or instilling paranoia in them about the EVIL Bush Regime.]

Bush = Stalin. If you're talking terms of insane propaganda, that is.

[DUmmie = NUts.]

it is all about control, something that comes out of Goebbels handbook, keep the masses in fear, f*ck that and f*ck them. And damn them for using ourchildren for their propaganda.

[So you would have no problem with stopping the daily leftwing propaganda that children are subjected to in public schools?]

Like I said before. Terrorism is not a f*cking threat to me. If you look at the damage they have done to our country (not phsycological - just strictly material) it's miniscule. It's all in people's heads. If a f*cking asshole decides to drive a car into airport to unsuccessfully blow it up once every three years, and burns himself in the process, why should that be the main reason for structuring our foreign policy? this is so stupid

[Is that you, Pink Sapphire?]

Using the oldest play in the book. religion does it nonstop to kids.

[Except for the Islamic religion. You need to clarify that.]

Yet another reason to turn of the TV permanently. We still have a TV, but it's hardly ever on. Kids can't get subjected to propaganda, whether it's from the government or just fast food or cola companies, if the TV is off. I agree this is evil. But for once, you have the power to make it go away. Turn off the TV. Permanently.

[It is important to shelter your children from reality so they can grow up to become DUmmies.]

We all know this fearmongering is bullshit....

[Just like 9/11. BS.]

They have started ramping up the fear again. I shudder to think what they are planning.

[Shipping you off to Wal-Mart Detention Camps of course.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; homelandsecurity; idiotalert; liberalagenda; liberals; liberalvalues; looneyleft; stuckonstupid
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To: PJ-Comix
[What will you do to protect your DUmmies from reality?]

No problem there.

Reality to DUmmies is like kryptonite to Superman....

81 posted on 07/11/2007 6:09:02 PM PDT by dirtbiker (He who dies with the most toys...STILL DIES!)
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To: Dutch Boy

Yeah, if we just roll up in a ball, they’ll stop kicking us.


82 posted on 07/11/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: bcsco

Thank you for the compliment. Your tag line just dropped me to the floor, laughing my ass off. If only there were some way to abbreviate that.


83 posted on 07/11/2007 6:16:48 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
All the DUmmies have watched V for Vendetta, so naturally they all know what's REALLY going down, man.
84 posted on 07/11/2007 6:32:20 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Mr. Silverback

Tell me about it. I was reading a few DUmmie threads regarding the Libby pardon to my new girlfriend last night. We’ve been dating about 4 months now. She’s mostly apolitical but has always leaned towards and usually voted Republican{she just might be a keeper!) She was astounded-”what is wrong with these people”, she kept asking after each particularly nasty post.
“They’re simply liberals my dear, I replied. “They are some of the most childish people on earth”.


85 posted on 07/11/2007 7:57:10 PM PDT by snuffy smiff (impeachment-it's not just for democraps anymore.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh, c’mon, PJ — can’t you give us ANY hints here? What would be a good blog to nominate for the Humor category? (wink wink nudge nudge)


86 posted on 07/11/2007 10:03:58 PM PDT by Purrcival (Oh, goody -- another show hearing in Congress. Yawn.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[The horror. The HORROR!]

Oh, the hugh manatee!

Sorry, couldn't resist! :-)

87 posted on 07/11/2007 10:07:52 PM PDT by Purrcival (Oh, goody -- another show hearing in Congress. Yawn.)
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To: wbill; PJ-Comix
This from the same people that have NO PROBLEM with scaring kids with global warming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_LBXWMCAM

88 posted on 07/11/2007 10:15:13 PM PDT by Purrcival (Oh, goody -- another show hearing in Congress. Yawn.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What? No Velvet Elvis?


89 posted on 07/11/2007 10:17:28 PM PDT by Purrcival (Oh, goody -- another show hearing in Congress. Yawn.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

If you’re Ward Churchill, those people DESERVED to die.


90 posted on 07/11/2007 10:22:31 PM PDT by Purrcival (Oh, goody -- another show hearing in Congress. Yawn.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If you look at the damage they have done to our country . . . it's miniscule. It's all in people's heads.

I guess the this idiot doesn't see any problems with the Klan lynching a few people either? After all, what's a couple of innocent men hanged out of a population of millions?

Of course, the pollution from all that burning wood contributes to global warming, so cross burning's out, but that really doesn't do much ancillary damage either.

91 posted on 07/12/2007 12:04:57 AM PDT by par4
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To: Paul Heinzman

That tag line came to me from a buddy by email. It rolled me over as well, and I’ve been using it since. It could be shortened to “Ask the American Indian about controlling immigration” I suppose. But that seems somehow vague.


92 posted on 07/12/2007 3:59:47 AM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: Purrcival
Oh, the hugh manatee!

As long as it's not a hugh vanatee post. Those are frowned on here.

93 posted on 07/12/2007 4:02:17 AM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: bcsco
But we were hit by our own government on 9/11.

This DUmmie post on this thread came in afer I DUFUed it yesterday. This shows you the "Truther" mindset of DUmmieland. See, we need not fear the Islamic terrorists because the EVIL Bush Regime was the instigator of the 9/11 attacks.

94 posted on 07/12/2007 4:51:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
See, we need not fear the Islamic terrorists because the EVIL Bush Regime was the instigator of the 9/11 attacks.

And that's why, even should we be hit again, it'll be the Bush administration that gets their blame. There's no way they'll ever buy into further attacks coming from outside sources. No way.

And all this stuff going on now about possible cells coming into the country, dirty bombs, etc. is just cover by the Bush administration trying to set up the scenario.

These people aren't just sick; they're deranged.

95 posted on 07/12/2007 8:58:15 AM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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