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DUmmie FUnnies 04-23-08 (Operation Chaos Victory Causes DUmmieland Meltdown)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 23, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/23/2008 5:32:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Operation Chaos has proven to be an OUTSTANDING success in winning the Pennsylvania primary for Hillary by double digits. Let's see. The supposed nominee of the Democrats outspends his opponents by a margin of 4 to 1 and STILL loses in a landslide. How to explain it? As I'm sure Rush Limbaugh will explain it later today the answer comes in two words: Operation Chaos. It was Rush Limbaugh's ingenious campaign that rescued Hillary from the dead over a month ago in Texas and Ohio and now the Michael Myers of the party rises from the dead once again to slash away at Barack Obama who will be forced to raise even more money and spend more time fighting back. My friend Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT predicted yesterday that Hillary will be dropping out in two weeks which means she will be fighting all the way to the Democrat convention this summer. Meanwhile DUmmieland is in complete meltdown mode as you can see in this THREAD with the provocative title of "***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***" The very title of that thread is like waving a red cape in front of an enraged bull and it does not disappoint. So let us now join the DUmmie meltdown in progress due to Operation Choas as the DUmmies attack the the premise of the thread title in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxious to hear the Rush gloat at noon, is in the [brackets]:

***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***

[And now the angry DUmmie bulls have roared into the ring at that red cape thread.]

CONGRATS, HILLARY! THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA!!

[Don't forget to thank Rush Limbaugh and Operation Chaos.]

Somehow, I doubt that. We'll see when we get the numbers.

[You've got the numbers. 55% to 45%. A double digit landlide victory for Operation Chaos.]

She's dead broke. Some win.

[He's dead in the water. Some loss.]

No, in this case a win is actually a loss. She is a loser but no one has the guts to tell her. So instead they allow her vanity to continue to help the Republicans frame our candidate in the general election- Senator Obama. Where is the blow out win she needed to justify staying in the race?

[A double digit win is a blowout win my bitter little DUmmie.]

She doesn't have a chance of winning anything else, so what use is money? This was her last hurrah (or harumph)!

[Chill up some more of that Freudenschade champagne.]

The African American exodus will be interesting if she does wrest the nomination from Obama.

[The sanity exodus will also be interesting.]

Hillary for Queen

Obama for prince.

[Rush for Puppetmaster.]

You can FEEL the change of energy in the pundits! Hold on, everyone!

[All orchestrated by Puppetmaster Rush.]

Pass the bong already

[I need to kill the pain of a prolonged Democrat primary due to Operation Chaos.]

A W E S O M E !!! Bring the party down NOW!

[A fringe benefit of Operation Chaos!]

Hard truth: You used to have a clear Obama lead and now you've got muddy water. Tonight breathes new life into the Hillary camp. We can bring the popular vote to the fore, and we can win this game.

[Hard Truth: DUmmies are now imploding.]

The main thing I'm going to remember is the reaming Obama got.

[The main thing to remember is the smile you just put on Ben Burch's face.]

Enjoy it while you can. It is all down hill for Clinton after today.

[Is that you, Ken Norton?]

The Goddess of War wants to start a nuclear holocaust and she hates and rejects democratic activists. She's a fearmonger and a warmonger. She also lies to our face (along with her husband) whenever she can get away with it. These are not the values that we fought so hard for over the past 7+ years. If the Goddess somehow becomes the nominee, the party will be fractured beyond repair.

[Which is the ultimate goal of Operation Chaos.]

And I am extremely disappointed in my fellow Pa'ers who didn't have the guts to vote honest and real change. Instead, they allowed the Democratic machine controlled by Rendell to lie to them.

[Don't forget to give credit to the hundreds of thousands of Republican crossover voters under the command of Operation Chaos.]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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Be sure to listen to Rush at noon to get your new Operation Chaos marching orders on the heels of this victory.
1 posted on 04/23/2008 5:32:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 04/23/2008 5:34:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

shadenfreuede baby!


3 posted on 04/23/2008 5:36:17 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: PJ-Comix
The perfect storm is about to strike.
4 posted on 04/23/2008 5:36:46 AM PDT by mware (mware...killer of threads.)
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To: mware

They’re nuts :-)


5 posted on 04/23/2008 5:38:20 AM PDT by PeteB570 (NRA - Life member and Black Rifle owner)
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To: All
The perfect storm is about to strike.

Anyone out there have the photo of Carl and the weather machine.

We need a photo-shop of Rush's face on it.

6 posted on 04/23/2008 5:38:46 AM PDT by mware (mware...killer of threads.)
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To: NeoCaveman

I really, really like this!


7 posted on 04/23/2008 5:39:59 AM PDT by technically right
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10? This made my day.

Bwahaha. I can’t wait to see some DUmmies exploding in the wild today.


8 posted on 04/23/2008 5:40:14 AM PDT by varyouga ("Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control" - DU 10-24-06)
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To: NeoCaveman

Actually it’s “Freudenschade, baby!” There is a DUFU history behind this.


9 posted on 04/23/2008 5:41:06 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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The very title of that thread is like waving a red cape in front of an enraged bull and it does not disappoint...

Very clever!

Top whatever, you silly people

10 posted on 04/23/2008 5:41:10 AM PDT by Loud Mime (One Embittered, Church-going gun owner reporting for Duty!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rush is being too smart by half. When you have a Clinton on the ropes, you don't let them back up again.

Just wait and see...

Oh, and top 10.

11 posted on 04/23/2008 5:41:26 AM PDT by wbill
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To: varyouga
can’t wait to see some DUmmies exploding in the wild today.

Remember your hips boots & hazmat suit. It is messy.

12 posted on 04/23/2008 5:43:15 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (High Maintenance Estrogen Bot........... look out :0))
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To: wbill
Rush is being too smart by half. When you have a Clinton on the ropes, you don't let them back up again.

Wrong. No matter what happens now the entire Democrat Party is on the ropes. This is historical. We might be watching the self-destruction of an entire party. And all thanx to Operation Chaos.

13 posted on 04/23/2008 5:48:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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the thread also had this comical note:

5. Remember that when the pundits argue that Obama can't win in white rural areas because they broke for Hillary, they're ignoring the fact that he won (in alphabetical order): Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Nebraska, North Dakota, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

6. Remember that when Hillary talks about who will be "better against John McCain in the fall," she's talking about the fall of 2012.

7. Remember that Hillary's campaign is $10M in debt, while Obama's has more than $40M in cash on hand.

8. Remember that Hillary's lead in Pennsylvania was as a high as 26 points only a month ago.

9. Remember that Hillary's late Pennsylvania rebound was forged in the fires of negativity and fear-mongering.

10. Remember that the only manufacturing job Hillary ever brought to Pennsylvania was the manufactured notion that she was a middle-class, whisky-swilling duck killer, and not an anti-union multi-millionaire.

I get the feeling that they don't like Hillary.

14 posted on 04/23/2008 5:48:56 AM PDT by Loud Mime (One Embittered, Church-going gun owner reporting for Duty!)
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Well, we knew this was coming yesterday when they had polling numbers that indicated an Obama win; regardless of how questionable those numbers were.

I also wonder how jubilant they were when exit polls indicated a closer race, with Obama ahead at some points. That must have made the fall even worse.

While I suspect Operation Chaos is merely the icing on the cake the DIMs themselves have baked, I’m glad to see it working so well. The general election is a different dynamic than the primaries, and Obama is NOT the candidate we want to go up against; his negatives notwithstanding.


15 posted on 04/23/2008 5:49:02 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix

Their freudenschade gives me shadenfruede.


16 posted on 04/23/2008 5:50:57 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s certainly fun to watch the Democrats prolong this primary season. But there is no way that anyone other than Obama is going to be the nominee. Hillary can bide her time and work behind the scenes, but the party would be suicidal and risk catastrophe (read: riots) if they finagle the nomination away from the first black man ever to be in this position.


17 posted on 04/23/2008 5:54:43 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: wbill
I fear the same thing. I wanted her heinousness to be down and out by now.
18 posted on 04/23/2008 5:56:58 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
We'll see. In fact, I hope that I'm wrong and you're right.

But, I'd feel much, much better if Hillary!'s candidacy was dead and buried. Obama is a lightweight who doesn't stand much of a chance in a presidential race (as we're starting to see). If Hillary! can steal one election (the Dem nomination), why can't she steal two?

19 posted on 04/23/2008 5:57:23 AM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix
Rush, you magnificent barstard!
20 posted on 04/23/2008 6:01:18 AM PDT by Budge
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