Some Days You're Palin. Some Days You're The Moose.

grey_whiskers ^ | 8-30-2008 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

Cheese eating Surrender Monkey.
Whipped.
Scrawny Metrosexual.

vs.

Moose eating Soccer Mom.
Five kids ("Happy Husband").
Former beauty queen.

Some days you're Palin. Some days you're the Moose.^TM

Sucks to be on your ticket, Obama.

[grey_whiskers]

Cheers!

[library user]

Good one!

[xcamel]

along with
“OB and the sisterhood of the traveling Mao suits” (tm)

[Fiji Hill]

I thought she was a hockey mom. Alaska’s too cold for soccer.

[grey_whiskers]

Yeah, I know.

But "soccer mom" is the MSM meme, so I used that.

Cheers!

[230FMJ]

Sarah can and would defend her loved ones with a firearm if necessary, Obama wouldn’t/couldn’t, but he’d call the UN.

[usmcobra]

Moose are overjoyed with the thought that She will go to Washington for at least 4 years.

[grey_whiskers]

Sarah can and would defend her loved ones with a firearm if necessary, Obama wouldn’t/couldn’t, but he’d call the UN.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING !

NO More Calls, Please.

We have a winner!

(By analogy to Darfur, Iran, Iraq,....) :

"When seconds count, the police are just minutes away."

"When minutes count, the U.N. is just months away."

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

Can someone photoshop Biden's face on the moose?

Everyone (including me) is acting like she's being matched against Obama...

Cheers!

[Mrs. Don-o]

Like our Sarah, you are splendiferous.

I'm gonna steal all your stuff.

[WestCoastGal]

bookmark, yes I want to see that too. :D

[grey_whiskers]

(blushes).

Thanks very much for the kind words.

Cheese, Moose, Palin.

BTW, my wife just added this -- she has five kids. That means, unlike Hillary, her husband's been sleeping with her.

Cheers!

[Arrowhead1952]

Sarah bites the moose.

No moose bit her sister.

[dirtboy]

A moose once bit my VP nominee. So she shot him.

[RonDog]

[Walmartian]

dIRE sTRAITS - The Bug - live in Basel 1992
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgA7vdvGEsg&feature=related

[dfwright]

I would love to try some moose hotdogs... mmm

PEOPLE MAGAZINE:What’s on the dinner table most often in the Palin house?

TODD: Our favorite is moose hot dogs, caribou hot dogs. We get caribou, get ‘em ground up and put them into hot dogs.

[grey_whiskers]

Thanks... BTW, Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing, Chicks for Free" would've made a great Bill Clinton theme song.

Cheers!

[savedbygrace]

Buh bye, Barry. Se ya. Wouldn’t wanna be ya.

[snowtigger]

Uhhhh...That’s a Caribou. Good eating also, as long as you get them before the rut sets in. That one was shot early in the season, it’s still “in the velvet”.

[lesser_satan]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When the Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sarah Palin.

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Sarah Palin drinks Daniel Plainview's milkshake.

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Sarah Palin doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sarah Palin goes killing.

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sarah Palin has allowed to live.

[BunnySlippers]

[Eye of Unk]

Is not, like in the summer sunrise is 3am, sunset near midnight, and inbetween its just twilight ant 72 degree days, need to visit Alaska and see for yourself.

[Salvation]

Excellent. LOL!

[Fiji Hill]

...in the summer sunrise is 3am, sunset near midnight, and in between its just twilight and 72 degree days

72 degrees--above or below zero?

[grey_whiskers]

Summer -- 72 degrees above zero.

For more on Alaska, see

(Vanity) My Trip to Alaska, Part I

(Vanity) My Trip to Alaska, Part II : The City of Anchorage

(Vanity) My Trip to Alaska, Part III: The Road To Denali

(Vanity) My Trip to Alaska, Part IV: The Kitty Goes to Kenai

(Vanity) Summer in Alaska, Part V: From Homer to Home

Cheers!

[jws3sticks]

I used to work with and date a beautiful woman, who's line was to use here very smart brain, curvasious body and her big brown eyes to get ahead (pun intended). Shortly after we broke up, driving down the freeway, at about 7 pm, here she was riding "shot gun" in my Vice President's car, off to an evening of 'no good" or maybe it was "very good evening". She later became President of a bank in Denver. Bless her heart. The guy between me and the VP was an airline pilot. We were standing in line at a bank party, when he leaned over to her and in more than a "stage whisper' said: "Stick with baby and you will be far**ing through silk."

Heaven knows how Sarah plays these same cards. Love it.

How about them dimples, so to speak! I love her feisty attitude and t-shirt.

A loving mother of five very well fed kids. Love it.

John S McCain is one lucky and hopefully our "First Dude" and our next POTUS.

That's little old me, howling at the moon.

[SuziQ]

Moose are overjoyed with the thought that She will go to Washington for at least 4 years.

ROTFL! Love that moose grin!