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Some Days You're Palin. Some Days You're The Moose.
grey_whiskers ^ | 8-30-2008 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 08/30/2008 6:05:14 AM PDT by grey_whiskers

Cheese eating Surrender Monkey.
Whipped.
Scrawny Metrosexual.

vs.

Moose eating Soccer Mom.
Five kids ("Happy Husband").
Former beauty queen.

Some days you're Palin. Some days you're the Moose.TM

Sucks to be on your ticket, Obama.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: election2008; obama; palin; vp; whiskersvanity
Cheers!
1 posted on 08/30/2008 6:05:14 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers

Good one!


2 posted on 08/30/2008 6:07:51 AM PDT by library user (What say you, Messiah?)
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To: grey_whiskers

along with
“OB and the sisterhood of the traveling Mao suits” (tm)


3 posted on 08/30/2008 6:09:00 AM PDT by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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To: grey_whiskers

I thought she was a hockey mom. Alaska’s too cold for soccer.


4 posted on 08/30/2008 6:09:33 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Fiji Hill
Yeah, I know.

But "soccer mom" is the MSM meme, so I used that.

Cheers!

5 posted on 08/30/2008 6:10:22 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Sarah can and would defend her loved ones with a firearm if necessary, Obama wouldn’t/couldn’t, but he’d call the UN.


6 posted on 08/30/2008 6:21:52 AM PDT by 230FMJ (...from my cold, dead, fingers.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Moose are overjoyed with the thought that She will go to Washington for at least 4 years.

7 posted on 08/30/2008 6:26:46 AM PDT by usmcobra (A vote for McCain & Palin is a vote against Obama bin Biden)
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To: 230FMJ
Sarah can and would defend her loved ones with a firearm if necessary, Obama wouldn’t/couldn’t, but he’d call the UN.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING !

NO More Calls, Please.

We have a winner!

(By analogy to Darfur, Iran, Iraq,....) :

"When seconds count, the police are just minutes away."

"When minutes count, the U.N. is just months away."

Cheers!

8 posted on 08/30/2008 6:27:34 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: usmcobra
Can someone photoshop Biden's face on the moose?

Everyone (including me) is acting like she's being matched against Obama...

Cheers!

9 posted on 08/30/2008 6:29:41 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers; don-o
Like our Sarah, you are splendiferous.

I'm gonna steal all your stuff.

10 posted on 08/30/2008 6:35:23 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (A proud, practicing Homo sapiens.)
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To: grey_whiskers

bookmark, yes I want to see that too. :D


11 posted on 08/30/2008 6:35:29 AM PDT by WestCoastGal
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To: Mrs. Don-o
(blushes).

Thanks very much for the kind words.

Cheese, Moose, Palin.

BTW, my wife just added this -- she has five kids. That means, unlike Hillary, her husband's been sleeping with her.

Cheers!

12 posted on 08/30/2008 6:50:11 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Sarah bites the moose.

No moose bit her sister.


13 posted on 08/30/2008 6:59:25 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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To: grey_whiskers

A moose once bit my VP nominee. So she shot him.


14 posted on 08/30/2008 7:01:28 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: dirtboy


15 posted on 08/30/2008 7:11:32 AM PDT by RonDog
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To: grey_whiskers

dIRE sTRAITS - The Bug - live in Basel 1992
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgA7vdvGEsg&feature=related


16 posted on 08/30/2008 7:13:15 AM PDT by Walmartian (Doesn’t sound very Hopenchangey to me.)
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To: grey_whiskers

I would love to try some moose hotdogs... mmm

PEOPLE MAGAZINE:What’s on the dinner table most often in the Palin house?

TODD: Our favorite is moose hot dogs, caribou hot dogs. We get caribou, get ‘em ground up and put them into hot dogs.


17 posted on 08/30/2008 8:12:14 AM PDT by dfwright (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
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To: Walmartian
Thanks... BTW, Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing, Chicks for Free" would've made a great Bill Clinton theme song.

Cheers!

18 posted on 08/30/2008 8:58:31 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Buh bye, Barry. Se ya. Wouldn’t wanna be ya.


19 posted on 08/30/2008 8:59:53 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: RonDog

Uhhhh...That’s a Caribou. Good eating also, as long as you get them before the rut sets in. That one was shot early in the season, it’s still “in the velvet”.


20 posted on 08/30/2008 9:51:34 AM PDT by snowtigger (It ain't what you shoot, it's what you hit...)
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To: grey_whiskers
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When the Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin drinks Daniel Plainview's milkshake.
Sarah Palin doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sarah Palin goes killing.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sarah Palin has allowed to live.
21 posted on 08/30/2008 11:19:53 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
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To: grey_whiskers
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22 posted on 08/30/2008 11:21:46 AM PDT by BunnySlippers
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To: Fiji Hill

Is not, like in the summer sunrise is 3am, sunset near midnight, and inbetween its just twilight ant 72 degree days, need to visit Alaska and see for yourself.


23 posted on 08/30/2008 11:22:24 AM PDT by Eye of Unk (Yes I really do live in Wasilla, Alaska.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Excellent. LOL!


24 posted on 08/30/2008 9:29:19 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: Eye of Unk
...in the summer sunrise is 3am, sunset near midnight, and in between its just twilight and 72 degree days

72 degrees--above or below zero?

25 posted on 08/31/2008 7:03:33 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Fiji Hill
Summer -- 72 degrees above zero.

For more on Alaska, see

(Vanity) My Trip to Alaska, Part I

(Vanity) My Trip to Alaska, Part II : The City of Anchorage

(Vanity) My Trip to Alaska, Part III: The Road To Denali

(Vanity) My Trip to Alaska, Part IV: The Kitty Goes to Kenai

(Vanity) Summer in Alaska, Part V: From Homer to Home

Cheers!

26 posted on 09/03/2008 10:40:10 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
I used to work with and date a beautiful woman, who's line was to use here very smart brain, curvasious body and her big brown eyes to get ahead (pun intended). Shortly after we broke up, driving down the freeway, at about 7 pm, here she was riding "shot gun" in my Vice President's car, off to an evening of 'no good" or maybe it was "very good evening". She later became President of a bank in Denver. Bless her heart. The guy between me and the VP was an airline pilot. We were standing in line at a bank party, when he leaned over to her and in more than a "stage whisper' said: "Stick with baby and you will be far**ing through silk."

Heaven knows how Sarah plays these same cards. Love it.

How about them dimples, so to speak! I love her feisty attitude and t-shirt.

A loving mother of five very well fed kids. Love it.

John S McCain is one lucky and hopefully our "First Dude" and our next POTUS.

That's little old me, howling at the moon.


27 posted on 09/08/2008 5:29:33 PM PDT by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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To: usmcobra
Moose are overjoyed with the thought that She will go to Washington for at least 4 years.

ROTFL! Love that moose grin!

28 posted on 09/15/2008 5:29:43 AM PDT by SuziQ
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