DUmmie FUnnies 09-17-08 "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account"

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 09-17-08 | DUmmie DontTreadOnMe, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

[Paul Heinzman]

This is just breaking on DU, so it's pretty lean right now. But as you all know, when something breaks on DU, you can rely on PJ, Charles or I to fix it.

Earlier today, Governor Palin's personal Yahoo! e-mail account was hacked. Screen caps are all over the Internet (the posting of which, may very well be subject to prosecution).

But what did this hacking yield the opposition? Nothing. Zero. As zero as Zero Possumus. Pictures of Sarah's kids, personal phone numbers that are long abandoned, and prayer requests. All just further evidence that Governor Palin is just the person we knew she was: a strong, smart, genuine conservative.

I predict that before the weekend, these hackers will be caught, and I hope that all these RATS posting the screen caps will also be rounded up for prosecution. The DUmmies have a theory, which is theirs and only theirs, and is so DUmb that only they could come up with it.

It was ROVE! as witnessed in this DUmmie THREAD entitled "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account."

So now let us watch the DUmmies blame the hacking on Karl Rove in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest narrator, Paul Heinzman are in the [brackets].

Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account

[Would you expect less from him?]

Don't fall for it... anyone who would hack an email account would not go public until they had something to show... they would WAIT until they found something.

[They'll soon be finding a jail cell.]

When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.

[Take my identity...PLEASE!]

Now back to the ECONOMY!

[Now back to the DUmmies!]

This is classic Rove. They are desperate right now, and need Palin, their one and only dwindling asset, to be a martyr.

[There is no "classic Rove." Just when you think you have mastered the game, Rove changes the rules. Some say he never even existed. In the words of Tom Waits, "If you think that you can tell a bigger tell, I swear

it's just another distraction

[E-mails to nowhere.]

Sarah gave him the login - Karl didn't hack anything.   
and surprise - there was nothing left of real interest either.

[Just regular e-mails to a regular person. In this case, curiosity won't kill the cat, it will just send it to prison for up to five years.]

I think you're right. When I think of all the crazy stuff in my e-mails, I have to admit, if somebody hacked me they'd find a boatload of shit to say. LOL

[Is that you, John Edwards?]

OK...a new days back I threatened to kill the next person who invoked Karl Rove as a puppet master in the Sarah Palin fiasco.

[Get help. Please.]

But in the case, I'll make an exception. This sounds like EXACTLY the sort of thing Rove would do, especially if it turns out that no smoking gun turns up.

[No one dies tonight.]

not in Rove's skill set
Maybe he hired someone

[Rove can direct hurricanes, make John Kerry insult our troops, force John Edwards to have adulterous relations with some skank while his wife is fighting to live, but he can't hack an e-mail account? When Rove hacks an e-mail account]

that Rove is one crazy f***er

[One magnificent bastard.]

[Deetes]

LOL . The DUmmies are getting really desperate ...

[Purrcival]

Kurt Grove’s idea?

[Purrcival]

Kurt Grove’s idea?

[Right_Wing_Madman]

Kurt Grove’s idea?

[xtinct]

DUmmies had the screen cap Sarah Palin emails posted on DUmmieland last night.

Hopefully, they'll be charged as accessories to the crime. It would be hilarious if they were shut down.

[Paradox]

“CAMPAIGN MOMENTUM SHIFTS TO OBAMA”

when did this happen?

Obama has regained the lead in the national tracking polls. Still close though, so the left feels real good about itself, especially with the financial market mess. Bad news=good news for Democrats.

[Charles Henrickson]

Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account

"OK, 'moose' didn't work; let's try 'lipstick.'"

[Charles Henrickson]

not in Rove's skill set
Maybe he hired someone

"'Pitbull'! That's it! I'm in!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Into the top five, like Todd Pain on a snowmobile!

That's "snowMACHINE"!

[Arrowhead1952]

Slow running 50

[Charles Henrickson]

Somebody will go to jail over this... and it won’t be Rove.

[Charles Henrickson]

“CAMPAIGN MOMENTUM SHIFTS TO OBAMA” when did this happen?

Monday. Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac--even though the guys who were running them are OBAMA campaign advisers. Lehmann Bros., AIG, gas prices back up. McCain, "fundamentals of our economy"--media playing that as a gaffe. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

it was Eliot’s famous cat Macavity

See post 48.

[kevkrom]

I am stealing that graphic. It is so appropriate for so many things...

[Arrowhead1952]

Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account

[Would you expect less from him?]

I guess Rove never sleeps. He is EVERYWHERE, doing EVERYTHING!!

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Now back to the ECONOMY!

[Now back to the DUmmies!]

Calling madam speaker 9%.

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it's just another distraction

[E-mails to nowhere.]

DUmmies get easily distracted by butterflies.

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I think you're right. When I think of all the crazy stuff in my e-mails, I have to admit, if somebody hacked me they'd find a boatload of shit to say. LOL

[Is that you, John Edwards?]

DUmmie admits he/she does NOT want to be exposed.

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that Rove is one crazy f***er

[One magnificent bastard.]

He is busy 24/7/365 using his mind control machine to mess with DUmmies' gray matter. Of course, many of their single brain cells are lonely, they welcome company.

[mikrofon]

They’re way off — it’s obvious that Palin was trying to educate that Internet-ignorant dolt John McCain on how to use e-mail by giving him the particulars to her account, and things just got out of hand...

(That, or the sinister McCain really knows all about e-mail and put this out himself!)

[chesley]

When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.

This, and the similar comments, say more about them than they do about Palin, or anybody. I guess we've all got something to hide, I know that there are things that I wouldn't want to get out even though I can't go to jail for them. But NOT ONE of those things has ever been written down, posted to the net, or e-mailed.

So, are the DUmmies just evil, or evil and stupid?

[chesley]

Rove! You MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!

[Mad Dawgg]

"Rove! You MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!"

Sorry it wasn't Karl.

After extensive research we have found there is a new campaign advisor in the Obama Camp. He has advised Barry on a Number of new Campaign Ads like the famous Computer ad as well as his new "telepromterless" stump speeches.

He has several aliases:

Raral Koveski

A.K.A. McKarl Rovenstein

also posts on numerous websites under the nic.: "mAgNifIshEnT bAshTaRD"

[Mr. Silverback]

LOL!