DUmmie FUnnies 09-17-08 "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account"

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 09-17-08 | DUmmie DontTreadOnMe, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

[Paul Heinzman]

This is just breaking on DU, so it's pretty lean right now. But as you all know, when something breaks on DU, you can rely on PJ, Charles or I to fix it.

Earlier today, Governor Palin's personal Yahoo! e-mail account was hacked. Screen caps are all over the Internet (the posting of which, may very well be subject to prosecution).

But what did this hacking yield the opposition? Nothing. Zero. As zero as Zero Possumus. Pictures of Sarah's kids, personal phone numbers that are long abandoned, and prayer requests. All just further evidence that Governor Palin is just the person we knew she was: a strong, smart, genuine conservative.

I predict that before the weekend, these hackers will be caught, and I hope that all these RATS posting the screen caps will also be rounded up for prosecution. The DUmmies have a theory, which is theirs and only theirs, and is so DUmb that only they could come up with it.

It was ROVE! as witnessed in this DUmmie THREAD entitled "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account."

So now let us watch the DUmmies blame the hacking on Karl Rove in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest narrator, Paul Heinzman are in the [brackets].

Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account

[Would you expect less from him?]

Don't fall for it... anyone who would hack an email account would not go public until they had something to show... they would WAIT until they found something.

[They'll soon be finding a jail cell.]

When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.

[Take my identity...PLEASE!]

Now back to the ECONOMY!

[Now back to the DUmmies!]

This is classic Rove. They are desperate right now, and need Palin, their one and only dwindling asset, to be a martyr.

[There is no "classic Rove." Just when you think you have mastered the game, Rove changes the rules. Some say he never even existed. In the words of Tom Waits, "If you think that you can tell a bigger tell, I swear

it's just another distraction

[E-mails to nowhere.]

Sarah gave him the login - Karl didn't hack anything.   
and surprise - there was nothing left of real interest either.

[Just regular e-mails to a regular person. In this case, curiosity won't kill the cat, it will just send it to prison for up to five years.]

I think you're right. When I think of all the crazy stuff in my e-mails, I have to admit, if somebody hacked me they'd find a boatload of shit to say. LOL

[Is that you, John Edwards?]

OK...a new days back I threatened to kill the next person who invoked Karl Rove as a puppet master in the Sarah Palin fiasco.

[Get help. Please.]

But in the case, I'll make an exception. This sounds like EXACTLY the sort of thing Rove would do, especially if it turns out that no smoking gun turns up.

[No one dies tonight.]

not in Rove's skill set
Maybe he hired someone

[Rove can direct hurricanes, make John Kerry insult our troops, force John Edwards to have adulterous relations with some skank while his wife is fighting to live, but he can't hack an e-mail account? When Rove hacks an e-mail account]

that Rove is one crazy f***er

[One magnificent bastard.]

[PJ-Comix]

Karl Rove, disguised as Lucy Ramirez, hacked Sarah Palin’s e-mail account from a Kinko’s in Amarillo.

[Charles Henrickson]

Abilene, I think.

[dirtbiker]

it's just another distraction

[E-mails to nowhere.]

DUmmies get easily distracted by butterflies

And bright, shiny trinkets....

[chesley]

Oh. Well, he’s STILL an M.B. :)

[Budge]

BWAHAHAHA!

[Paul Heinzman]

Karl Rove, disguised as Lucy Ramirez, hacked Sarah Palin’s e-mail account from a Kinko’s in Amarillo.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry for the incomplete Tom Waits line; I was up way past my bedtime but I thought this was too FUnnie to wait on. The line goes "If you think that you can tell a bigger tale / I swear to God you'd have to tell a lie."

[Paul Heinzman]

Do you feel like Mike Rowe when you visit DUmmieland?

Yes, yes I do. PJ, this would be a great idea. I know that Rowe is always looking for new ideas for his Dirty Jobs show. You should contact him and invite him to do a guest shot. Next day, Charles and I would get a PM titled "PING LIST 1,020,864."

That'd be really cool.

[Paul Heinzman]

Actually, I’d be disappointed if Rove didn’t do this.

I was talking to one of my left-leaning friends at work today and he said something to the effect of "Yeah, Rove is sitting this one out. That's gotta be killing him." I just said, "Yeah, he's sitting this one out." I was laughing uncontrollably inside.

I don't know if you've seen the movie No Country for Old Men but the character Anton Chigurh is so powerful, so scary, that he's in every scene. Even more so in the scenes that he is NOT in.

That's how the DUmmies perceive Rove. (My friend, not being a DUmmie style liberal, would never understand the purification of the DUmmie mind.) They KNOW he's in there. Heck, he probably is.

[Roscoe Karns]

Well, your friend is sensible.

I love the Coen brothers and No Country for Old Men was a great movie. (I bet Rove has one of those pneumatic gizmos in the trunk of his invisible car.)

I once saw a HUGE DUmmie thread where they were actually blaming the 2004 terrorist attack in Madrid on Karl Rove (apparently Rove wanted a distraction. From what I can't remember). You might have seen it- it made the rounds on the web. I can't remember the details but it was without a doubt the most deranged thing I've ever seen from DUmmie Land.

[Paul Heinzman]

The Coen brothers are a great bridge, IMHO, between Scorsese and PT Anderson. These guys make great movies with no agenda, hidden or otherwise. I've never been terribly impressed with that Quentin Tarantino fellow and I'll tell you why, and at length.

Tarantino's films, the ones I've stomached, hand out redemption like government cheese. Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction both did it.

Go back in time to Mean Streets. Redemption is something you EARN. Something that some of us never achieve.

The Coens, while nihilistic, subtly portray strength against the evil. And some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you.

As to PT Anderson (son of Ghoulardi--a Cleveland icon) he's a brilliant filmmaker, and I don't know nor care what his politics are. Boogie Nights was an excellent film, though I thought that he allowed the Tarantino influence to affect the conclusion of the movie.

Then he comes out with Magnolia; with such complexity and a manic point of view that you feel that you've been watching nine movies at once and it comes down to redemption and what can be forgiven and what cannot.

Frogs come out of the sky. And they save what you think cannot be saved. (Everyone can be saved.)

In Punch Drunk Love he uses primary colors and masterfully casts Adam Sandler as as a cowardly, repressed man who suddenly discovers super-human strength through the power of love.

There Will be Blood is still pretty fresh. Some days I think this guys greed and ambition drove him to ruin. Other days I wish I had a bowling alley in my house.

[pillut48]

I stood up and cheered when he said that, LOL! :-)
I think FOX should put Karl on the show permanently and have him tell Alan that at least once a night, d’oh. ;-)

[pillut48]

LOL!!! :-)

[Tammy8]

Hey- that looks like one of my cats, Sir Charles. I swear he is innocent of this. He has been known to use a computer but unless Sara’s password is 2r4ghhuluio’lkj4uahntjjjjjjjjjjjj
he is not the culprit!!

[185JHP]

Some of those people are “having us on.” But some of them... Idiocy, inside stupidity, wrapped in moronity.

[TBP]

These are the same lowlifes who hacked into Michael Steele’s credit report. They arethe same lowlifes who falsified documents, forging government documents to make the President’s military service look bad. They are the same lowlifes who illegally obtained almost 1000 FBI files.

Now they have invaded Sarah Palin’s email.

Because the invaders weren’t prosecuted in the Steele case — in fact, the Democratic Party kept them on the payroll — nor were tehy prosecuted in any of these other cases, all felonies — this hacker felt he or she could get away with it. And they probably can — they’re liberals.

The rules don’t apply to liberals.

[TBP]

I doubt that the history books today mention that JFK and RFK wire tapped MLK’s phones.

They also came up with one of the tactics that BO is using. You know how he's always raising the race issue by claiming that the Republicans are using it, evne though they aren't? Taht's exactly the tactic the Kennedies used against Nixon, essentially implying that he was stoking fear of a Catholic as President when the only ones stoking that fear were the Kennedies themselves so they could use that fear as a campaign tactic.