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Memo to President Obama from Year 2010
The People's Cube ^ | 9/3/2008, 3:23 pm | seschenbac

Posted on 10/16/2008 8:05:16 PM PDT by BelegStrongbow

31 OCTOBER, 2010 Mr. President:

First the good news: your approval ratings have jumped dramatically in the last two weeks. You are now at 15% approval which is your highest in the last eighteen months. Primarily, this is due to your decision to stay away from all press conferences that do not use teleprompters.

The restoration of the Fairness Doctrine has enabled us better to manage the information coming out about the various problems of the Administration. The New York Times is continuing to work with us on getting your message out to their 86 subscribers, who are behind you 100% of the time.

~ Unfortunately, we are having a harder time controlling the Internet and cable television. Your initiative to impose the Fairness Doctrine on Internet bloggers and comments has not been as successful. In fact, it has backfired terribly because bloggers are now using remote servers overseas where we are unable to enforce the law. We have had the FBI pull more agents off of counterterrorism actions to confront these scofflaws, but they seem to pop up at a rate of 10:1 as soon as we arrest anyone.

(Excerpt) Read more at thepeoplescube.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: futureshock; obama; satire
Been around a bit, but getting funnier every day. Perhaps if the Ever-Gracious Lord Messiah had used this tonight, he might have scored a few points with the NY Democratic rich-folk at the dinner.

Too bad McCain ate his lunch.

1 posted on 10/16/2008 8:05:16 PM PDT by BelegStrongbow
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To: BelegStrongbow

Too funny...especially the bit about Rush...


2 posted on 10/16/2008 8:16:13 PM PDT by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: Braak

You mean about seeing which hand fills up faster?


3 posted on 10/16/2008 8:27:34 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Braak

I agree. IMHO it’s a strange paradox but I think that even (and perhaps especially) the most ardent Obamabots know that this scenario is dead-certain to play out. They know that socialistic redistribution will sack the economy and cause massive layoffs and contraction. They know that his naive foreign policy will cause foreign wars and domestic terrorism. They know that we might even have an unofficial domestic war among ourselves (nothing civil about it and now, no particularly observable boundaries).

They don’t care. They just want a black guy in the White House, no matter the cost, no matter who it is.

That is racism, pure and simple, which is the reason so many sensible people get branded as such when they speak out against him. Simple projection and I understand treatable (or would be if more psychiatrists were Republicans).


5 posted on 10/17/2008 3:31:00 AM PDT by BelegStrongbow (Sarah has That Vision Thing)
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To: OneWingedShark

Got it in one...damn funniest line I have read in a long time...


6 posted on 10/17/2008 7:26:14 AM PDT by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: BelegStrongbow

Of course, but remember, in their world view, they are incapable of such base things as racism...they are higher evolved life forms who have moved beyond such things...we know the proper answer to that, it isn’t printable for a family website such as this..but it comes from cows in mass quantities.


7 posted on 10/17/2008 7:27:49 AM PDT by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: Braak
we know the proper answer to that, it isn’t printable for a family website such as this..but it comes from cows in mass quantities.

As a work-around, some of us use the name of a certain super-annuated singer, whose voice was once sparkling but who has long since faded into self-parody and whose initials happen to coincide with the effluent of male bovines.

8 posted on 10/17/2008 7:37:22 AM PDT by BelegStrongbow (Sarah has That Vision Thing)
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