Posted on 12/31/2008 7:33:03 AM PST by OL Hickory
Currently both the cars and the performers are being sought by the police. However, the investigators say that it would be very hard to prove the girls’ fault. After all, they were simply bathing…
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TTIWWP!
I always do
sorry..
but Helen Thomas jumped into the SUV before I could get my camera. :)
Re: TTIWWP!
This thread is worthless with pictures?
This thread really needs some pictures.
I’m watching, I’M WATCHING!!!
Rule violation!
Unless, of course, they're gay. Then you go to Plan B, the frolicking naked guys trick.
You betcha!
“And that, my son, is why we carry Comprehensive coverage with a low deductible.”
An old Navy buddy sent me this e-mail:
A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 12th, 15th, 20th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.
I am willing to bet it was not in the direction of the water.
NOT GUILTY
“I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 12th, 15th, 20th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.”
*snicker* I take it you are a slow learner?
That’ll do..lol
LOLOLOLOL!
I asked her; “Why, do you think I am bad or something?”
She said, “Yes, because you're a Pedophile!”
“Well!” I said, “That's a pretty big word for a ten year old!”
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