Posted on 01/10/2009 5:11:58 PM PST by John Semmens
Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt say they have sent letters to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Representative Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) asking for $5 billion.
“People don’t understand the importance of our industry in these hard economic times,” Francis said. “Men who’ve lost their jobs will have time on their hands. We can help occupy that time. Instead of roaming the streets looking for trouble, they can be safely diverted. Besides, Larry has some confidential information that many in Congress might find especially persuasive.”
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Great satire - thanks for a much needed laugh this morning!
Look forward to more of your ‘serious nooz’....
Trouble
Geeeez, at least Playboy had an interview with Milton Friedman.
Since they later removed Palin from the list, there is an opportunity to expand this article to explain why they included her and then removed her from the list.
Does anybody have the old cached web page that included Palin among the "disgraced?"
There’s never a shortage of material for you! DC is just a laugh a minute.
LOL!
I had wondered what you would do with this topic.
‘Cuz I knew you would do something. ;o)
“CNN spokesperson Bea Smurch”
Ha! That’s excellent!
that’s a lot of blow...
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