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The Chili Cook-Off Story - Hilarious!
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| 04 06 09
| Nick
Posted on 04/06/2009 3:15:23 PM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chile cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
CHILE # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILE
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.
CHILE # 2 - EL RANCHO'S AFTERBURNER CHILE
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chili; funny; rofl; story
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Squantos
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:17:06 PM PDT
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: Pharmboy
you will cry from this email. in a good way.
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:21:53 PM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: DuncanWaring
I’ve had this on my hot sauce site for years. It is timeless!
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:23:25 PM PDT
by
Edgar3
(America is suffering from "Sorosis" of the Presidency)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Thank you for the much needed LOL
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:24:37 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
(Working hard so Obamas friends don't have to)
To: Notoriously Conservative
One of my all-time favorites.
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:29:14 PM PDT
by
kimmie7
(Phasers are set to "Sarcasm")
To: Notoriously Conservative
I’ve been to chili cookoffs.... almost every word of this is true - except they offer fruit between entries. Fruit and chili - not really a good combo. I think they should have offered frozen crackers.
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:35:44 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Serkit 3/19/09 "Slow Joe needs to stay out of the deep end of the Think Tank")
To: Notoriously Conservative
Iamagine the day after!!!!
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:37:41 PM PDT
by
philly-d-kidder
(Why is the USA upside down Morally??)
To: Notoriously Conservative
From elsewhere on the same page:
Click the link.
Cheers!
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:38:24 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Next time I come in contact with a snow cone, people will be staring at me..I’ll be lmfao.
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:38:54 PM PDT
by
AirForceMom
(Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Cucumber for Cooling effect!! or watermelon
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:38:55 PM PDT
by
philly-d-kidder
(Why is the USA upside down Morally??)
To: Notoriously Conservative; penelopesire; BulletBobCo; seekthetruth; television is just wrong; ...
I’m CRYING, I’m laughing so hard.
Thank you ........ I needed that !!
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:42:47 PM PDT
by
STARWISE
(They (LIBS-STILL) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war- Richard Miniter)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Ive been to chili cookoffs.... almost every word of this is trueHey gal! If you really want to make someone (not your friends) have a bad time, tell them to drink a cold Coke or Pepsi after eating hot chili.
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:45:29 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(It took almost 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for "The Failure" BO to tear it down.)
To: June K.
To: Notoriously Conservative
"My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone."
Reminds me of summers in Baja.
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:47:47 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule, and derision. (member NRA)
To: Notoriously Conservative
The comments from "Judge #3" remind me of a dish I had when I lived in Indonesia.
It was described as stir-fried beef and peppers. I don't know what kind of peppers they were, but when I bit into one, it felt like someone poured molten steel into my mouth. It was so hot I literally went blind for probably thirty seconds. I have never tasted anything so hot before or since.
It was absolutely delicious! I've been hooked on Indonesian food ever since.
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:49:27 PM PDT
by
sima_yi
( Palin / Jindal 2012)
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:54:16 PM PDT
by
patton
(I hope that they fight to the death and both sides win.)
To: philly-d-kidder
Imagine the day after>>>>
I thought I was the only one! LOL!
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posted on
04/06/2009 3:57:39 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Notoriously Conservative; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...
Pinging my humor ping list - freepmail me if you want on or off this list.
(This is usually a low volume ping, as I don’t search for humor threads, but I do ping when I find something really funny.)
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posted on
04/06/2009 4:00:23 PM PDT
by
RebelTex
(Freedom is everyone's right, and everyone's responsibility.)
To: thefactor
Very funny and well-done...good ping.
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posted on
04/06/2009 4:03:08 PM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(Democrats lie because they must...)
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