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New Nail Gun Made by DeWalt - Awesome
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| 05 13 09
| Notoriouslyconservative
Posted on 05/13/2009 9:54:48 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze; you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife (or neighbors ) will not ask you build or fix anything else again!
(Note: of course this isn't real)
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KEYWORDS: banglist; guns; humor
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To: Mikey_1962
Needs a built in calculator, laser level, tape measure, laser distance finder, and radio.
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posted on
05/13/2009 10:56:42 AM PDT
by
lurk
To: Notoriously Conservative
Urban myth, but......
We need to register nails and have all nails micro-engraved with traceable documents to the purchaser of all nails.
Yes, Yes, close the nail loop-hole!
I am sure that trade shows are selling they nail guns without conducting appropriate FBI instant checks! Stop the trade show loop hole!
OK, sorry, but I just couldn't control myself.
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posted on
05/13/2009 10:57:20 AM PDT
by
Robert357
(D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.Can you use a silencer with it?
On your wife, that is...
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posted on
05/13/2009 11:07:25 AM PDT
by
The Electrician
("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
To: SJSAMPLE
the union won’t allow an electrician to handle a nail gun
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posted on
05/13/2009 11:10:40 AM PDT
by
edzo4
(NoBama 2012)
To: BOBTHENAILER
25
posted on
05/13/2009 11:16:10 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(When I leave this planet, it's gonna know I was here.)
To: edzo4
Dr. Fahmy says, “Suicide.”
26
posted on
05/13/2009 11:21:52 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I suspect that alcohol and a drill press were involved.NS, Sherlock. And just what would you have used to sterilize that drill bit?
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posted on
05/13/2009 11:24:29 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Not real? Are you serious?
First you get us all excited, then you scream, don’t touch me, sailor. What, did you never grow up after high school or something?
;-)
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posted on
05/13/2009 11:27:07 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: SJSAMPLE
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posted on
05/13/2009 11:28:34 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
To: Squantos; Travis McGee; Eaker
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posted on
05/13/2009 11:33:54 AM PDT
by
razorback-bert
(We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
To: razorback-bert
Better get two so you can work twice as fast!
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posted on
05/13/2009 11:39:21 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
To: Eaker
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posted on
05/13/2009 1:46:56 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Tijeras_Slim
thanks fer duh ding.
I like my nail gun better.
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posted on
05/13/2009 3:19:29 PM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(the obamination will ruin this nation)
To: harpseal; TexasCowboy; nunya bidness; AAABEST; Travis McGee; Squantos; Shooter 2.5; wku man; SLB; ..
Too cool.
I want one.
34
posted on
05/13/2009 7:21:16 PM PDT
by
Joe Brower
(Sheep have three speeds: "graze", "stampede" and "cower".)
To: Joe Brower
Thank God! America is not dead!
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:24:01 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: razorback-bert; Joe Brower
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:29:34 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
To: Squantos
Better yet!
But could be rough on the construction crew.
37
posted on
05/13/2009 7:34:00 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Based on the looks, I want one. It would simplify many household tasks.
38
posted on
05/13/2009 7:38:22 PM PDT
by
meyer
(Obama is to the USA as Mugabe is to Zimbabwe.)
To: tacticalogic
Yeah, but can it drive a 16d nail through a 2x4 first and then go another 200 yards?No, but the DeWalt BMG model should take care of that!
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:40:05 PM PDT
by
meyer
(Obama is to the USA as Mugabe is to Zimbabwe.)
To: mylife
Seen a gun once mad of a caulk gun, a mag light flash light and a can made for it with a mapp gas bottle. The barrel was a 12 inch extension drilled out and lined and chambered for .22 rimfire. They made a piss poor effort in the sight using a magnetic pocket level........
I have pics of it here somewhere will find and post !
It was fugly but accurate and quiet !
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:48:24 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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