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New Nail Gun Made by DeWalt - Awesome
notoriouslyconservative.com ^ | 05 13 09 | Notoriouslyconservative

Posted on 05/13/2009 9:54:48 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative

New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt.

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

This makes construction a breeze; you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife (or neighbors ) will not ask you build or fix anything else again!

(Note: of course this isn't real)

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1 posted on 05/13/2009 9:54:48 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Does it have an Ipod included?


2 posted on 05/13/2009 9:56:42 AM PDT by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Is it full auto, or only 3 nail burst?


3 posted on 05/13/2009 10:00:39 AM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: Yo-Yo
Is it full auto, or only 3 nail burst?

Wait, I'll ask my next wife.

4 posted on 05/13/2009 10:01:56 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

CAVARMS beat them to the punch.
All others are copycats.


5 posted on 05/13/2009 10:03:58 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

If it were my family, Mrs. Banquo wouldn't let me near the thing... because she'd be too busy hogging it all to herself.

6 posted on 05/13/2009 10:05:08 AM PDT by Thane_Banquo (The GOP: The Big Tent with a Fifth Column.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Need a converter for it to High Explosive-Dual Purpose rounds! LOL


7 posted on 05/13/2009 10:08:51 AM PDT by jeffc (They're coming to take me away! Ha-ha, hey-hey, ho-ho!)
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To: jeffc

. . . and a scope . . . .


8 posted on 05/13/2009 10:09:20 AM PDT by jeffc (They're coming to take me away! Ha-ha, hey-hey, ho-ho!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

Yeah, but can it drive a 16d nail through a 2x4 first and then go another 200 yards?

9 posted on 05/13/2009 10:09:25 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
must have been what killed this guy

A shocking X-ray shows how a man died with up to 30 nails fired into his skull by a high-powered nail gun. Sydney, Australia, homicide squad detectives have released the graphic image as they make a fresh appeal for information about Chen Liu's murder. The decomposed body of the 27-year-old, also known as Anthony Liu, was found dumped in the Georges River last November, wrapped in a domestic rug. He was bound with electrical wires and an extension cord and the carpet was neatly folded with each end tucked in and then bound with three strips of wire.

10 posted on 05/13/2009 10:10:21 AM PDT by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

You can have my stapler when you pry from my cold, dead hands.


11 posted on 05/13/2009 10:12:33 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (AGWT is very robust with respect to data. All observations confirm it at the 100% confidence level.)
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To: Joe Brower; bamahead; Travis McGee

BANG!


12 posted on 05/13/2009 10:13:13 AM PDT by EdReform (The right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed *NRA*JPFO*SAF*GOA*SAS*CCRKBA)
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To: edzo4

Strangest case of suicide I’ve ever seen.

A man in England drilled seven holes in his head and lived!

He killed himself by drilling eight holes in his head. I suspect that alcohol and a drill press were involved.


13 posted on 05/13/2009 10:14:53 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (AGWT is very robust with respect to data. All observations confirm it at the 100% confidence level.)
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To: EdReform

WANT


14 posted on 05/13/2009 10:20:00 AM PDT by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Glad it’s fake. Otherwise my wife would have a few more household projects for me in return for my buying the nailer.

It’s a gift I would get for Bob Lee Swagger (for those in the know).


15 posted on 05/13/2009 10:21:05 AM PDT by neocon1984
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Wonder how many tool nuts, like myself, you'll get to click on this thread ;^)
16 posted on 05/13/2009 10:22:50 AM PDT by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: neocon1984

So he could build that fence at a half mile. ;^)


17 posted on 05/13/2009 10:39:11 AM PDT by Zippo44 (Liberal: another word for poltroon.)
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To: edzo4

Considering all the details presented here, I would investigate every holder of a Home Depot Credit Card.


18 posted on 05/13/2009 10:41:42 AM PDT by supremedoctrine (The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity---Yeats)
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To: The Cajun

“Wonder how many tool nuts, like myself, you’ll get to click on this thread”

I just clicked to see if they had done cartridges for it. These http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Blankcartridge.jpg work pretty well, but a .223 version would be something that Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor would be proud to own.


19 posted on 05/13/2009 10:46:23 AM PDT by Peter Horry (Never were abilities so much below mediocrity so well rewarded - John Randolph)
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To: edzo4
He was bound with electrical wires and an extension cord and the carpet was neatly folded with each end tucked in and then bound with three strips of wire.

Have they questioned his electrician?

Just sayin'.
20 posted on 05/13/2009 10:54:10 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: Mikey_1962

Needs a built in calculator, laser level, tape measure, laser distance finder, and radio.


21 posted on 05/13/2009 10:56:42 AM PDT by lurk
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Urban myth, but......

We need to register nails and have all nails micro-engraved with traceable documents to the purchaser of all nails.

Yes, Yes, close the nail loop-hole!

I am sure that trade shows are selling they nail guns without conducting appropriate FBI instant checks! Stop the trade show loop hole!

OK, sorry, but I just couldn't control myself.

22 posted on 05/13/2009 10:57:20 AM PDT by Robert357 (D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

Can you use a silencer with it?

On your wife, that is...

23 posted on 05/13/2009 11:07:25 AM PDT by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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To: SJSAMPLE

the union won’t allow an electrician to handle a nail gun


24 posted on 05/13/2009 11:10:40 AM PDT by edzo4 (NoBama 2012)
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To: BOBTHENAILER

ping


25 posted on 05/13/2009 11:16:10 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (When I leave this planet, it's gonna know I was here.)
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To: edzo4

Dr. Fahmy says, “Suicide.”


26 posted on 05/13/2009 11:21:52 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I suspect that alcohol and a drill press were involved.

NS, Sherlock. And just what would you have used to sterilize that drill bit?

27 posted on 05/13/2009 11:24:29 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The Election of 2008: Given the choice between stupid and evil, the stupid chose evil.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Not real? Are you serious?

First you get us all excited, then you scream, don’t touch me, sailor. What, did you never grow up after high school or something?

;-)


28 posted on 05/13/2009 11:27:07 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: SJSAMPLE

LOL!


29 posted on 05/13/2009 11:28:34 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: Squantos; Travis McGee; Eaker

Buy me one!


30 posted on 05/13/2009 11:33:54 AM PDT by razorback-bert (We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.)
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To: razorback-bert

Better get two so you can work twice as fast!


31 posted on 05/13/2009 11:39:21 AM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: Eaker

Production cowboy .....


32 posted on 05/13/2009 1:46:56 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

thanks fer duh ding.

I like my nail gun better.


33 posted on 05/13/2009 3:19:29 PM PDT by BOBTHENAILER (the obamination will ruin this nation)
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To: harpseal; TexasCowboy; nunya bidness; AAABEST; Travis McGee; Squantos; Shooter 2.5; wku man; SLB; ..
Too cool.

I want one.


34 posted on 05/13/2009 7:21:16 PM PDT by Joe Brower (Sheep have three speeds: "graze", "stampede" and "cower".)
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To: Joe Brower

Thank God! America is not dead!


35 posted on 05/13/2009 7:24:01 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: razorback-bert; Joe Brower

Tis FAKE !..........:o)

Not a 16 penny in the mag dang it !

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/DeWalt-16-Nail-Gun-.jpg


36 posted on 05/13/2009 7:29:34 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Squantos

Better yet!
But could be rough on the construction crew.


37 posted on 05/13/2009 7:34:00 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Based on the looks, I want one. It would simplify many household tasks.


38 posted on 05/13/2009 7:38:22 PM PDT by meyer (Obama is to the USA as Mugabe is to Zimbabwe.)
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To: tacticalogic
Yeah, but can it drive a 16d nail through a 2x4 first and then go another 200 yards?

No, but the DeWalt BMG model should take care of that!

39 posted on 05/13/2009 7:40:05 PM PDT by meyer (Obama is to the USA as Mugabe is to Zimbabwe.)
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To: mylife

Seen a gun once mad of a caulk gun, a mag light flash light and a can made for it with a mapp gas bottle. The barrel was a 12 inch extension drilled out and lined and chambered for .22 rimfire. They made a piss poor effort in the sight using a magnetic pocket level........

I have pics of it here somewhere will find and post !

It was fugly but accurate and quiet !


40 posted on 05/13/2009 7:48:24 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Peanut Gallery

Hmm, I need a project...


41 posted on 05/13/2009 7:51:26 PM PDT by Professional Engineer ("A republic if you can keep it" responded Franklin.)
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To: Squantos
"Tis FAKE !..........:o)"

Yeah, I know. I want one anyway to decorate my office. $:-)

42 posted on 05/13/2009 7:53:18 PM PDT by Joe Brower (Sheep have three speeds: "graze", "stampede" and "cower".)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Gives me a sudden urge to build something.


43 posted on 05/13/2009 7:55:57 PM PDT by RC one
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To: RC one

“Gives me a sudden urge to build something.”

Could give one a sudden urge not to build something. LOL


44 posted on 05/13/2009 7:57:18 PM PDT by maggief
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To: Notoriously Conservative

I like it. Does it come in pink? LOL


45 posted on 05/13/2009 8:22:50 PM PDT by NRA2BFree
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Geez! “Hold my chuck key and watch this!”


46 posted on 05/13/2009 9:12:23 PM PDT by Still Thinking (If ignorance is bliss, liberals must be ecstatic!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

I’m not sure how it gets nails out of that battery stuck in the mag well.


47 posted on 05/13/2009 9:14:46 PM PDT by Still Thinking (If ignorance is bliss, liberals must be ecstatic!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Too big for the night stand but I suppose I could slide it under the bed.


48 posted on 05/13/2009 11:10:33 PM PDT by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget (July 4, 2009 see you there))
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To: Joe Brower
One can never have enough uh... nail guns!
49 posted on 05/14/2009 3:31:03 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Chuck Schumer just introduced a bill making it illegal. /s


50 posted on 05/14/2009 5:05:23 AM PDT by pabianice
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