New Nail Gun Made by DeWalt - Awesome

notoriouslyconservative.com ^ | 05 13 09 | Notoriouslyconservative

[Notoriously Conservative]

New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt.

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

This makes construction a breeze; you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.

After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife (or neighbors ) will not ask you build or fix anything else again!

(Note: of course this isn't real)

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[Notoriously Conservative]

http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com/2009/05/new-nail-gun-made-by-dewalt.html

[Mikey_1962]

Does it have an Ipod included?

[Yo-Yo]

Is it full auto, or only 3 nail burst?

[Kenny Bunk]

Is it full auto, or only 3 nail burst?

Wait, I'll ask my next wife.

[SJSAMPLE]

CAVARMS beat them to the punch.
All others are copycats.

[Thane_Banquo]

Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.

If it were my family, Mrs. Banquo wouldn't let me near the thing... because she'd be too busy hogging it all to herself.

[jeffc]

Need a converter for it to High Explosive-Dual Purpose rounds! LOL

[jeffc]

. . . and a scope . . . .

[tacticalogic]

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

Yeah, but can it drive a 16d nail through a 2x4 first and then go another 200 yards?

[edzo4]

must have been what killed this guy

A shocking X-ray shows how a man died with up to 30 nails fired into his skull by a high-powered nail gun. Sydney, Australia, homicide squad detectives have released the graphic image as they make a fresh appeal for information about Chen Liu's murder. The decomposed body of the 27-year-old, also known as Anthony Liu, was found dumped in the Georges River last November, wrapped in a domestic rug. He was bound with electrical wires and an extension cord and the carpet was neatly folded with each end tucked in and then bound with three strips of wire.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

You can have my stapler when you pry from my cold, dead hands.

[EdReform]

BANG!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Strangest case of suicide I’ve ever seen.

A man in England drilled seven holes in his head and lived!

He killed himself by drilling eight holes in his head. I suspect that alcohol and a drill press were involved.

[bamahead]

WANT

[neocon1984]

Glad it’s fake. Otherwise my wife would have a few more household projects for me in return for my buying the nailer.

It’s a gift I would get for Bob Lee Swagger (for those in the know).

[The Cajun]

Wonder how many tool nuts, like myself, you'll get to click on this thread ;^)

[Zippo44]

So he could build that fence at a half mile. ;^)

[supremedoctrine]

Considering all the details presented here, I would investigate every holder of a Home Depot Credit Card.

[Peter Horry]

“Wonder how many tool nuts, like myself, you’ll get to click on this thread”

I just clicked to see if they had done cartridges for it. These http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Blankcartridge.jpg work pretty well, but a .223 version would be something that Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor would be proud to own.

[SJSAMPLE]

He was bound with electrical wires and an extension cord and the carpet was neatly folded with each end tucked in and then bound with three strips of wire.

Have they questioned his electrician?

Just sayin'.