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New Nail Gun Made by DeWalt - Awesome
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| 05 13 09
| Notoriouslyconservative
Posted on 05/13/2009 9:54:48 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt.
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze; you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife (or neighbors ) will not ask you build or fix anything else again!
(Note: of course this isn't real)
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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: banglist; guns; humor
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To: Peanut Gallery
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:51:26 PM PDT
by
Professional Engineer
("A republic if you can keep it" responded Franklin.)
To: Squantos
"Tis FAKE !..........:o)" Yeah, I know. I want one anyway to decorate my office. $:-)
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posted on
05/13/2009 7:53:18 PM PDT
by
Joe Brower
(Sheep have three speeds: "graze", "stampede" and "cower".)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Gives me a sudden urge to build something.
43
posted on
05/13/2009 7:55:57 PM PDT
by
RC one
To: RC one
“Gives me a sudden urge to build something.”
Could give one a sudden urge not to build something. LOL
44
posted on
05/13/2009 7:57:18 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: Notoriously Conservative
I like it. Does it come in pink? LOL
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Geez! “Hold my chuck key and watch this!”
46
posted on
05/13/2009 9:12:23 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(If ignorance is bliss, liberals must be ecstatic!)
To: Notoriously Conservative
I’m not sure how it gets nails out of that battery stuck in the mag well.
47
posted on
05/13/2009 9:14:46 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(If ignorance is bliss, liberals must be ecstatic!)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Too big for the night stand but I suppose I could slide it under the bed.
48
posted on
05/13/2009 11:10:33 PM PDT
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget (July 4, 2009 see you there))
To: Joe Brower
One can never have enough uh... nail guns!
To: Notoriously Conservative
Chuck Schumer just introduced a bill making it illegal. /s
To: Notoriously Conservative
51
posted on
05/14/2009 8:57:33 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs. Emmanuel = Haldeman?)
To: Notoriously Conservative
You can have my HILTI when you pry it from my cold dead hands!
52
posted on
05/14/2009 7:40:51 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.)
To: Joe Brower
53
posted on
05/14/2009 7:41:59 PM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: Notoriously Conservative
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. Watch yer backstop or good fences will make dead neighbors.
54
posted on
05/15/2009 8:51:02 AM PDT
by
gundog
To: Notoriously Conservative
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posted on
05/15/2009 2:35:36 PM PDT
by
RustyFR
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