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The Zotunist Manifesto (The Viking Kitties killed Che)

Posted on 05/20/2009 8:51:45 PM PDT by fr78

As the Constitution of the United States of America was drafted solely by racist, slaveowning members of the capitalist class, it is time to acknowledge that the document is morally corrupt and must be scrapped. In its place, a new order based upon the will of the oppressed worker's class will be drafted and enacted.

1) The "right" to "free" speech must be destroyed. The propaganda of the white christian capitalist class must be censured and silenced, violently if neccessary. To this end, ALL communication advocating religion, private property, and opression of the workers must be punished by execution. All forms of communication - verbal, print, and electronic - will come under the total regulation of the State. Any citizen known to be holding capitalist views despite education to the contrary will be executed.

3) The "right" to parenting must be destroyed. The dictatorship of the parent is the single greatest reason for the continuation of the capitalist oppression of the human race, and it must be overthrown. All minors, present and future, will immediately become wards of the State at birth or as soon as found. Biological parents will be permitted no contact with their offspring until compulsory anti-capitalist education is complete. Birth control will become compulsory, and any unregulated pregnancies will be subject to immediate mandatory abortion.

2) The "right" to religion must be destroyed. As the ultimate mind-control tool of the capitalist class, religion has always opposed the destruction of private property, advanced the exploitation of workers, and upheld the dictatorship of the parent. All clergy must be immediately executed, and all religious literature must be destroyed. Any parents who have subjected their children to religious indoctrination of any kind must be executed. Those who are found to be covertly practicing religion will be executed.

4) The "right" to profit must be destroyed. All business and industry of any size will be immediately siezed by the State, and all currency will be immediately nullified. All current capitalist "owners" will be immediately executed. All persons will be assigned occupations by the State based on aptitude testing. Wages will be replaced by simple distribution of vital consumables, and any display of conspicuous consumption will be punished by execution.

5) The "right" to freedom of association must be destroyed. In place of voluntary, class-discriminatory "friendship", all persons will be randomly assigned to Worker's Groups of 10-20 individuals. All recreational time will be spent with this group, which will engage in guided anti-capitalist thought exercises. Any person who evades participation or attempts to fraternize outside of their Worker's Group will be executed.

By these principles, the power of the self-serving capitalist class will be destroyed, and the vision of our courageous forerunners Marx and Engel will be at last realized.

Down with capitalism. Long Live the Workers!


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: 0bama; braindead; brainwashing; cheisdead; commietroll; communists; deathwish; homosexualagenda; nukedtroll; obamatroll; sionnsar; socialism; socialistagenda; tnt; troll; zot; zotmenow; zotorama
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To: fr78

Rahm, is that you?


81 posted on 05/21/2009 2:53:06 AM PDT by bcsco (I'm a Constitution defender!)
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To: fr78

Duuuuuude.

You gots ta stop chuggin the bong water.


82 posted on 05/21/2009 3:20:25 AM PDT by roaddog727 (Built Ford tough not Obama weak.)
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To: Old Sarge

Still IBTZ.....


83 posted on 05/21/2009 3:39:40 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: fr78; Old Sarge; darkwing104
(Methinks we may have been had...???)


84 posted on 05/21/2009 3:52:55 AM PDT by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: GQuagmire
No ZOT yet?

Did they decide to let us play with this one?

85 posted on 05/21/2009 3:55:35 AM PDT by Malacoda (CO(NH2)2 on OBAMA.)
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To: fr78

86 posted on 05/21/2009 4:24:31 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It took almost 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for "The Failure" BO to tear it down.)
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To: bcsco; right way right
Speach writer for Obama?

Rahm, is that you?

I was thinking this is the "God d*** America" - rev wright - since he hates America and thinks it is a racist country.

87 posted on 05/21/2009 4:33:56 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It took almost 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for "The Failure" BO to tear it down.)
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To: Malacoda; Old Sarge; rabscuttle385

IATZ


88 posted on 05/21/2009 4:50:41 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Old Sarge

89 posted on 05/21/2009 5:09:56 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (To those crying racism: Sometimes it's not about you.)
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To: Old Sarge
Ceiling Cat has spoken......


90 posted on 05/21/2009 5:10:03 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: fr78
ZOT!


91 posted on 05/21/2009 5:13:08 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen)
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To: fr78

never post when yur drunk.

oops almost forgot..

ZOT!

92 posted on 05/21/2009 5:44:03 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: fr78
Hey commie...

Pull My Finger

93 posted on 05/21/2009 6:15:22 AM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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94 posted on 05/21/2009 6:23:36 AM PDT by Squidpup ("Fight the Good Fight")
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To: fr78

Get lost Jimmyclyde.
Go aspirate some San Fransisco treats.


95 posted on 05/21/2009 6:34:12 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: fr78

Somebunny just got fired from Jack In The Box.


96 posted on 05/21/2009 7:07:55 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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97 posted on 05/21/2009 2:39:36 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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98 posted on 05/21/2009 7:06:38 PM PDT by 50mm (My respect for zero has reached zero)
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To: fr78

Barack, you signed up to the wrong forum, dumbass.


99 posted on 05/21/2009 7:13:52 PM PDT by TADSLOS (God Bless Texas- where freedom still has a chance.)
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To: fr78

I’m glad this leftist finally had the nerve to post what they have been thinking for so long. Eventually if nothing is done and if we continue to do nothing except hold teaparties, then this will become a reality VERY SOON!


100 posted on 05/22/2009 11:55:41 AM PDT by mainestategop (MAINE: The way communism should be)
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