Posted on 07/14/2009 8:16:52 AM PDT by brycemax
Michael Jackson is dead, the world mourns and our loss is heaven's gain...so sez Al Sharpton.
A bubble-gum popsinger + moonwalker + homosexual child molester? I highly doubt it or I have totally misread the Bible.
If true...his virgins have gotta be male....and between 8 and 12 years old.
If MJ gets into heaven ... I have NO worries at all about making it myself
If you could only get her hands on some of that Jackson money or the Jackson Music Library.
What do you want to bet they’re planning his one-year memorial gig now ......
Then I want to go to hell. Wait, I think I already work there.
He likes 'em older, eh?
I have my doubts though.
Heaven’s standards have really gone down hill recently...
You must be using one of those old, conservative, outdated translations of the Bible.
You need to “get with the program” and trade in your King James Version for the new “King of Pop” Version. It celebrates tolerance and encourages diverting embracity (or is that embracing diversity, I can never keep that straight).
;^)
And he is wondering why it is so damn hot.
Oooops, you’re right...and I need to say a few “Hail Michaels” for penitence.
Michael went in pieces. Each piece that came off during his plastic surgery.
H.L. Mencken wrote of life in old Baltimore, that a black preacher was retained by the State to counsel condemned black prisoners prior to hanging. The preacher tried hard to convince them that the instant they hit the end of the rope, they would find themselves transmuted, and in heaven as white angels.
Of course, back then, black preachers made their name and reputation with descriptions of Hell, so dark and evil and burning a place that congregations could feel the flames lick the underside of the floor boards, and smell the sulfur through the cracks.
It should also be noted that preachers were known to have put women prone to swooning in the front rows, as a tangible demonstration of their oratorical powers. Much like the current holder of the the office of the president, who has likely never given a speech to a mostly black audience in which some in the front row haven’t fainted.
But I am sure that it purely coincidental.
Sigh. I’m really tired of Micheal Jackson being dead.
Al also said that Michael wasn’t strange, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in Sharpton’s opinions.
Regards,
GtG
Great comments one and all!
I too am sick of his death and the media madness surrounding it, b ut I had to post a link to this cartoon because I believe it accurately demonstrates the mindset of MJ’s disciples and the reality of MJ’s depravity.
Thanks all!
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