[KarlInOhio]

Go buy some real pants, you bums. You'll never amount to anything dressed like that. No one wants to see your calves. :-)

[jusduat]

I’m a woman and I don’t like them. They make my legs look
short.

[Dallas59]

Things could be worse....

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

"Trust me women, you look about as ‘cute’ in capri pants as a plumber’s hairy ass crack after 12 hours of cleaning up fecal matter in 120 degree heat."



What am I missing? The capri pants seem cuter to me.

[3D-JOY]

I’m not at all sure you correctly identify capri pants...check the Audrey Hepburn picture...they may be capri. Brush the ankle and have a slit at the side...very trim at the ankle and really show off spectacular shoes. Not to be worn by anyone fat hipped or fat ankled.

Still think you are describing capri’s?

Pedal pushers, long bermudas, clam diggers, modern versions of each, etc. are not capri’s. Think Sophia Loren in an Italian movie...not sexy? You are wrong!

[FroggyTheGremlim]

[BuckeyeTexan]

You obviously haven’t seen Ann Coulter in capri pants.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

I hate culottes.

[southern rock]

Fashion Tips for Women

[taillightchaser]

Well, you will be sorry for all this capri bashing when Michelle shows up in a pair of them. Everyone knows what great fashion sense she has.

[OneVike]

I posted an article I wrote titled, Women's Right to Vote, the Beginning of the End for America? Now I'm married and my wife agreed with my article, but had I been single I know I would have jeopardised any chance of ever getting married probably.

I guess what I am saying is that the only men who can really get away with an opinion that might piss of women, are us married men.

You single men, don't go there.

As I remember, the last 200 comments were discussions between a handful of women who kept raking my battered and bruised carcass over the coals as they stood around slapping each others hands over their heads doing high fives.

My wife gently nursed my battered ego so that I could get back on that horse and continue my irrelevant rants at society.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

I have yet to meet a man who likes his woman to wear capris.

Yeah, I just hate it when my woman wears tight little pants /sarc

[Yankee]

The author of this screed needs to get a life.

[pj_627]

Capri pants. I know I’m dating myself here, but when I think of Capri pants I think of Mary Tyler Moore and the Dick Van Dyke show. Laura Petri always wore them. I seem to remember reading that the producers of the show would only allow Mary to wear them one time per episode..... as they were considered really pretty sexy for the times, the 1960’s.

This lady’s opinion, if you’ve got the figure for them they look fabulous. The problem is that most women don’t have the young Mary Tyler Moore’s wonderful body. I always HATED myself, my younger self, in them. “Do these make me look fat?”

pattyjo

[luckystarmom]

This must have been written by a man or someone who is young.

I’m wearing capri pants right now. I’m too old to wear shorts, and it’s too hot to wear pants. Capri pants are the thing to wear!!!!

[FelixFelicis]

All hail blogging. Never before have such trivial thoughts been expressed with such passion.

[Lovely-Day-For-A-Guinness]

Not that it matters to anyone but me, but I find 3” heel espadrilles and capris on a callipygous woman incredibly sexy, especially when she’s going toe-to-toe with me on the piss.

[chris_bdba]

Here here! I hate them too. Unless you are a size 4 and 6’ tall they do not look good on you. I am so mad that they seem to be something that just won’t go away. Seriously I think they are joke inflicted on us by gay fashion designed who laugh when they see women looking like sausage casings in them!

[Exit148]

After reading that rant -— the more I like capris.

[Monti Cello]

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