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DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-09 (Holder Special CIA Prosecutor Inspires KOmmie Bloodlust)
NewsBusters ^ | August 24, 2009 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/24/2009 7:43:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Gee! What coincidental timing. ObamaCare is on the ropes and the Leftwing loons are growing angry with Obama. What to do? What to do? Simple. Try to make the loons forget their disappointment about public option ObamaCare fading away as well as punish those Wascally Republicans by unleashing the Attorney General Hound Eric Holder on the EVIL Bush administration by investigating laughable torture allegations. Does anybody think Obama would have given the thumbs up to Holder if ObamaCare were sailing along thanx in part to cooperative Republicans? Of course not. This is an entirely POLITICAL investigation. And if you doubt it, just check out the bloodlust glee of the KOmmies in this THREAD, "Breaking: HOLDER to appoint Special Prosecutor!!!" Yeah, the liberal MSM types will publicly pretend that this investigation isn't political but the KOmmie posts here belie that pretension. So let us now watch the KOmmies dance for glee over the highly political investigation of the Bush CIA in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching yet another example of Chicago thuggery that is sure to backfire bigtime, in in the [barackets]:

Breaking: HOLDER to appoint Special Prosecutor!!!

[Enjoy! Perhaps you won't notice the ObamaCare fade while you're celebrating.]

Just got text from WAPO: US Attorney general to appoint prosecutor to investigate allegations that CIA interrogators broke anti-torture laws.

[EEK! They tortured with A/C and extra helpings of orange glaze chicken with rice pilaf.]

This is a great day in America. I don't know much about Durham, but I know having a special prosecutor is what I've wanted since Jan. 20, 2009, and one of the reasons (besides healthcare) that I worked so hard on the campaign.

[Since ObamaCare seems to be a bust, one out of two ain't bad. However, when the backfire comes, you will end up with ZERO out of two.]

Lock 'em up, incl. Dick.

[Straight to The Hague. Do not pass Go.]

Especially Dick. He's the instigator here. He above all needs to be taken down.

[Cheney was in the CIA the past 8 years? No matter. Prosecute now and sort it out later.]

Don't forget the Chimp. He signed off. Don't let him skate with "Who, me? I'm too stupid."

[Why not go for broke and prosecute Rush Limbaugh too?]

There must be investigation, there must be prosecution, and there ultimately must be life sentences without parole or pardon for 1) the people at the top who ordered torture, 2) those near the top who violated the Constitution on an almost daily basis to allow it to happen, and 3) those who crafted the legal opinions to let it happen.

While many others also arguably deserve life sentences, the absolute minimum is for the people in those three categories to spend the rest of their lives in prison. Anything less is unacceptable to the continued survival of the Constitution, the rule of law, and any semblance of morality or human dignity.

Names in those three categories include, but are not limited to: Cheney, Rove, Bush, Addington, Rumsfeld, Gonzales, Yoo, Bybee.

[And don't forget Barney the Dog.]

Why not use the the Nuremberg trials as a guide....for trying our home-grown international law and constitutional criminals? I can see little difference between the Nazis and these bastards.

[Eichman turned up the A/C at the camps and force fed the prisoners large helpings of orange glaze chicken?]

Rummy, too and I'm betting a guy named Rove got involved, too. Not to mention a couple of Generals.

[Fortunately Karl Rove has already been indicted on May 12, 2006.]

I did state that they should all be in prision. Heck, the dog should probably go too for standing by his master til the end.

[I SWEAR I did NOT read this when I jokingly posted above about Barney the Dog being investigated.]

but what I have learned about Holder ... is that he's methodical and extremely prepared - he's been pushing back on a special prosecutor on torture until he had a clear strategy ...

[but what I have learned about Holder ... is that he's been pushing back against prosecuting the Black Panthers in Philly for threatening voters at the polls with clubs.]

We can lock up the interrogators. We can lock up the memo lawyers. We can lock up people like Rumseld and Rice. All that would be great. But in the end, it STILL won't send the message that the world needs to see. Unless we also lock of GEORGE W. BUSH AND DICK CHENEY, this is gonna be little more than a whitewash.

[Hey! Go for broke! LOCK UP ALL CONSERVATIVES!!!]

I think maybe the overall populace will need to see a huge accumulation of facts before they will begin to believe the degree of horrific-ness that the Cheney administration represented. This move opens to the door to those revelations to those who don't watch MSNBC.

[Yeah, it will open their eyes as to how political these investigations are.]

After the Fitzgerold fiasco I'm not sure it matters. I don't know that the criminal enterprise that was the Bush/Cheney administration can ever be cracked.

[MERRY FITZMAS!!!]

Now let's hope it actually leads to actual justice!

[Justice like the Marc Rich pardon to which Holder gave his thumbs up.]

Look, I want to see Bush and Cheney investigated as much as anyone, but the idea of us "pushing" the AG on any of this is incredibly offensive. It's not Holder's job to give a shit what you or I think. It's his job to enforce the law.

[Enforce the law? So where were the indictments of the Philly Black Panthers who threatened voters with clubs?]

These crimes must be prosecuted, no matter where they lead.

[Unless they lead to Black Panthers intimidating voters.]

Obama took on Holder specifically because he knew he would seek this info out and pursue it, maybe the exact day isn't the best timing but you can be sure that there was a general time frame for investigations to begin.

[The time frame began when Obama's popularity entered the free-fall stage.]

I don't want to see Cheney locked up. As a person who also has a pacemaker, I want to see the battery in Cheney's pacemaker removed. That's good enough for me.

[Feel the love!]

Does anyone think this is strange timing? It seems like there are so many Obama Administration irons in the fire right now, will this get the attention it really needs? Perhaps this is a way of getting the Grand Obstructionist Party to pay less attention to killing Health Care reform and to leave Cap 'N Trade alone.

[Yup! It certainly is strange timing. And it is ALL ABOUT POLITICS.]

All I want for christmas is Bush-Cheney in a cell

[MERRY FITZMAS!]

Would have LOVED Fitzgerald in that post.

If you will recall...Fitzgerald did NOT indict Rove.

[Oh yes he did. It happened on May 12, 2006. Just ask William Rivers Pitt.]

This only matters if they go after DoD higher ups and the Vice President. Locking up some CIA chumps will be a waste of time and effort and make us look like dicks.

[Have no fear. You already look that way.]

I have said it before, timing, by the time 2010 - 2012 roll around, Dick and Geroge will be getting their subpeonas.

[Drooled the KOmmie in anticipation.]

The Right will point to left-leaning sites like Kos and say "See it's a political witch hunt".

[Li'l Beaver's finger is already pointing straight at you.]

This is an instance where it would be better to celebrate in silence and let the process go where it may. Obama has desperately tried to distance himself from any Holder situation, to try and keep politics out of it.

[Too late. We have already noticed your gloat fest.]

They need to get the higher ups, especially Bush and Cheney, and they need also to go out and expose just how widespread this atrocious behavior was. I think that every time we win one thing, it makes it easier to win the next one. It's about time; let's go!

[Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Bush and Cheney must go...to The Hague.]

I had hope and faith that this would happen. I am so happy!

[And when you're finished with the massive urinations of happyness in your pants, you might notice that ObamaCare has been run off the road.]

War crimes were committed by George W. ("We don't torture!") Bush, Dick (dictator) Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, John (Torture isn't torture so it is legal.) Yoo, George ("Medal of Freedom") Tenet, Alberto ("I don't recall.") Gonzales, John (Jesus Christ is my savior.) Ashcroft, David Addington, et. al. Execute quickly!

[Bypass the trials! Go straight to the gallows!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bhodoj; cia; ciaprobe; detainees; ericholder; kommies
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Watch this persecution backfire on Obama bigtime. All political.
1 posted on 08/24/2009 7:43:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

b4 ping!


2 posted on 08/24/2009 7:45:47 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 08/24/2009 7:46:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


4 posted on 08/24/2009 7:46:55 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (has created or saved 150,000 posts, sure.)
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ATTENTION LIBERALS: American don’t give a flying leap about harsh interrogation measures used to protect AMERICANS. Be prepared Libs to have this backfire bigtime since the American people aren’t America hating kooks like you. How’s Obamacare going? how’s he doing in the polls? How high is unemployment?


5 posted on 08/24/2009 7:47:58 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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Who the **** does Holder remind me of?

Oh Yah.. a paid jackass


6 posted on 08/24/2009 7:50:30 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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Let me get this straight.

Obama’s health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is broke.

What could possibly go wrong?

Utter confidence in goverment equals insanity of the people.


7 posted on 08/24/2009 7:51:16 PM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin's mob minion - Mob Name: Hatman the Hitman)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10?


8 posted on 08/24/2009 7:56:28 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


9 posted on 08/24/2009 7:57:54 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Late night top 10. Now to read


10 posted on 08/24/2009 7:59:46 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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War crimes were committed by George W. ("We don't torture!") Bush, Dick (dictator) Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, John (Torture isn't torture so it is legal.) Yoo, George ("Medal of Freedom") Tenet, Alberto ("I don't recall.") Gonzales, John (Jesus Christ is my savior.) Ashcroft, David Addington, et. al. Execute quickly!

What, no "clever" nickname for David Addington? How about David "Four-eyes" Addington? Yeah, that's a good one.

11 posted on 08/24/2009 8:01:45 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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They are nuts and have no knowledge of anything just. They truly are just a rag-tag group of idiots. Immenent FAIL is in there future.


12 posted on 08/24/2009 8:03:09 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: PJ-Comix
[Oh yes he did. It happened on May 12, 2006. Just ask William Rivers Pitt.]


Not much seen from the Pittster lately.Have you received your wedding invite yet? ;)
13 posted on 08/24/2009 8:04:53 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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The higher they pile it, the further their disappointment when it all falls down.


14 posted on 08/24/2009 8:06:24 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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Fruedneshade!


15 posted on 08/24/2009 8:09:27 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (has created or saved 150,000 posts, sure.)
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To: hattend

Mind if I pass that along?


16 posted on 08/24/2009 8:12:19 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: GQuagmire
Not much seen from the Pittster lately.Have you received your wedding invite yet?

I'm doing a trial run wedding crash on September 5. I have an invite but don't plan to use it. Instead, I am going to CRASH that wedding as if I wasn't invited. An in-law who never saw me is getting married. Will be good practice for October.

17 posted on 08/24/2009 8:13:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: hattend

Best post of the day!


18 posted on 08/24/2009 8:23:59 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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“...but I know having a special prosecutor is what I've wanted since Jan. 20, 2009...”

Johnny-come-lately here: most Progs have wanted one since November, 2000, or maybe even January, 1981.

19 posted on 08/24/2009 8:32:50 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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“Breaking: HOLDER to appoint Special Prosecutor!!!”

Given the utter hypocrisy that this coprarchy* has shown in all its appointments, I'm surprised Eliot Spitzer didn't get the nod.

*coprarchy: rule by excrement

20 posted on 08/24/2009 8:39:19 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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