Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Obama Surrenders To Yemen
Elective Decisions ^ | 01/04/2010 | Chris Davis

Posted on 01/04/2010 4:58:24 PM PST by writer33

Washington—Rather than hunt down the suspected terrorists and reopen the U.S. Embassy in Yemen, President Barack Obama has decided to surrender and withdraw all American interests. The surrender came at the end of unilateral talks with Al Qaeda and the Yemeni government. All agreed that “it would in the best interest for the United States to surrender and withdraw from Yemen entirely.”

The surrender also included giving Florida to Yemen, and four locations of their choosing to set up Al Qaeda terrorist training camps, noting “that it will be easier to spot terrorists at home than sending the Central Intelligence Agency abroad, building assets and spending wasted dollars.”

(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: asinine; barackobama; chrisdavis; notfunny; satire; stupid; yemen

1 posted on 01/04/2010 4:58:29 PM PST by writer33
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 01/04/2010 4:59:18 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: harpo11; HeadOn; hellinahandcart; Herford Turley; hershey; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; ...

Satire ping!


3 posted on 01/04/2010 4:59:58 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: OldFriend; oldteen; onyx eyes; onyx; PAR35; Patriotic Bostonian; Paulus Invictus; pax_et_bonum; ...

Satire ping!


4 posted on 01/04/2010 5:01:53 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: writer33
He surrenders -- AGAIN???

Photobucket

“THERE SHALL BE PEACE IN OUR TIME. OR DID SOROS TELL ME IT WAS TIME TO SMASH AMERICA TO PIECES? Without Mr. Teleprompter, I get sooo confused any more…”

All men lose when freedom fails, And good men rot in filthy jails. And those who cried “Appease, appease…” Are HANGED by those they sought to please.

"The timid civilized world has found nothing with which to oppose the onslaught of a sudden revival of barefaced barbarity, other than concessions and smiles." Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

5 posted on 01/04/2010 5:20:26 PM PST by Dick Bachert (THE 2010 ELECTIONS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT IN OUR LIFETIMES! BE THERE!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: writer33

OK. Better. :)


6 posted on 01/04/2010 5:23:02 PM PST by Lazamataz (America has been dead for a while; It's interesting to watch the cadaver cool.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

What’s better?


7 posted on 01/04/2010 5:30:12 PM PST by Krodg
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: writer33

....or maybe it’s NOT satire! LOL!


8 posted on 01/04/2010 5:54:48 PM PST by LUV W (When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: writer33
“I love New York,” exclaimed Hussein Hussein Malik....

There are some other terrorists that said the same thing as they were being transferred from Gitmo to NY to stand "trial".

9 posted on 01/04/2010 5:58:18 PM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: LUV W

Glad you enjoyed it, LUV W. Thank you for reading, ma’am.


10 posted on 01/04/2010 5:59:31 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: 50cal Smokepole
There are some other terrorists that said the same thing as they were being transferred from Gitmo to NY to stand "trial".

No doubt.

11 posted on 01/04/2010 6:06:07 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: The Comedian

Ping!


12 posted on 01/04/2010 6:07:15 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: writer33
Operation Eagle Claw II??

Jimma Cartier Redux

13 posted on 01/04/2010 6:16:10 PM PST by TexasCajun
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TexasCajun

Yep.


14 posted on 01/04/2010 6:18:26 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: writer33
WHERE'S OUR FOREIGN AID?

No, don't tell me, I can guess. He doesn't understand that he should have requested foreign aid. All he understands is bowing.

15 posted on 01/04/2010 6:25:10 PM PST by TChad
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TChad

:-)


16 posted on 01/04/2010 6:37:29 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: writer33

Always enjoy your stuff, Sir! :)


17 posted on 01/04/2010 6:52:55 PM PST by LUV W (When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: writer33

Translation:

"Your water parks will run red with the blood of infidels, your Six Flags will fly the banner of the Mahdi, and your Michigan will, well, pretty much stay the same as it is now but with slightly lower unemployment."


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

18 posted on 01/04/2010 8:30:15 PM PST by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: The Comedian

So is the bump in that guy’s forehead a helpful aiming aid?


19 posted on 01/04/2010 8:31:34 PM PST by aruanan
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: aruanan
So is the bump in that guy’s forehead a helpful aiming aid?

It's the final, tiny piece of gray matter lodged in his skull that is trying to escape.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

20 posted on 01/04/2010 9:06:26 PM PST by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 19 | View Replies]

To: writer33

So, he’s been cuffed and stuffed then?

Awesome. Although I did miss the perp walk.


21 posted on 01/04/2010 9:14:55 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Will Algore give me carbon credits for using treehuggers as home heating fuel? ~~ Galt/Reardon 2012)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: writer33

22 posted on 01/04/2010 9:20:26 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: writer33

BTTT


23 posted on 01/05/2010 2:57:33 AM PST by E.G.C.
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: writer33

Obama doesn’t really look French...


24 posted on 01/05/2010 6:03:16 AM PST by SouthTexas (Exterminate the rats!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SouthTexas

Not that French at all, but many would like to see his real birth certificate just to check. LOL!


25 posted on 01/05/2010 6:12:51 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: writer33
That may help, but the French are actually looking like far right wingers compared to the one now.
26 posted on 01/05/2010 6:30:01 AM PST by SouthTexas (Exterminate the rats!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: writer33

It’s his MO!!


27 posted on 01/05/2010 10:01:30 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: blackie

Yes, if surrender is his business, business is good.


28 posted on 01/05/2010 10:03:32 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: writer33

strange times we’re living in, friend!


29 posted on 01/05/2010 10:27:44 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson