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Paranormal Shocker! Ghost Seen Dancing on Ted Kennedy's Grave (Satire)
DotPenn ^ | 1-20-2009 | Sven Waring

Posted on 01/20/2010 1:56:37 AM PST by SvenWaring

Washington D.C. ghost hunters are used to seeing strange things.

Last night, a group investigating claims that Arlington National Cemetery is haunted said they saw an apparition dancing on the grave of Ted Kennedy.

"We couldn't seem to get our video cameras to work," said Arlen Schpootz, "The massive bureaucracy of Washington D.C. seemed to suck out the life of our batteries, but we did make visual contact."

Schpootz and his team said the ghost appeared to be that of Mary Jo Kopechne, the young aid who was killed in a car driven by Kennedy.

The team watched stunned as she danced on the grave site. It appeared to be the Hustle.

(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ghost; obamacare; tedkennedy

1 posted on 01/20/2010 1:56:39 AM PST by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

Rather tasteless, IMHO.


2 posted on 01/20/2010 1:58:43 AM PST by RightOnline
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To: RightOnline

Thanks.


3 posted on 01/20/2010 2:01:52 AM PST by SvenWaring
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To: RightOnline

You mean as in bland?


4 posted on 01/20/2010 2:02:43 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (I am in America but not of America (per bible: am in the world but not of it))
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To: SvenWaring

5 posted on 01/20/2010 2:03:30 AM PST by free1977free
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To: SvenWaring

Ted who?


6 posted on 01/20/2010 2:31:52 AM PST by Seeing More Clearly Now
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To: SvenWaring

C’mon give the guy a break, he’s gone almost 5 months without a drink....


7 posted on 01/20/2010 2:35:09 AM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: Straight Vermonter

It’s really hard to write tasteful satire about Ted Kennedy. A satirist is only as tasteful as his/her material.


8 posted on 01/20/2010 2:40:35 AM PST by SvenWaring
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