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DUmmie FUnnies 01-25-10 ("Is it time to call for class warfare?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 25, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/25/2010 3:36:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Last week, when the DUmmies had their "Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week," besides the loss of "Teddy's seat" and the demise of "Air America," there was also the Supreme Court's decision that people have free political speech also when they act together, i.e., corporately. Of course, if there is one word that is worse than "Nazi" over in DUmmieland these days, it is the word "corporate." That is the source of all that is wrong in the world, the bane of our existence, those big EEEvil CORPORATISTS!!!

Yes, class warfare is one the reliable standbys of the liberals/socialists--has been from the days of the Wobblies and Eugene V. Debs. Here in this THREAD, we have a DUmmie advocating just that: "Is it time to call for class warfare?"

So let us now march forward together, arm in arm, into a glorious tomorrow, in Bolshevik Red, while the humble commentary of your capitalist pig guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, planning to skip Hal the Teleprompter's State of the Useless address later this week, is in the [brackets]:

Is it time to call for class warfare?

[Class warfare is now in session!]

Real persons against artificial corporate persons?

[Clue: Corporations are real persons acting corporately. That's why they're called "corporations."]

yes! we'll declare war and.. uh... chant slogans! or something! that'll fix everything!

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

Can I get a "hey hey ho ho"?

[How about a "Hee! Hee!"?]

I'm in . . .

[. . . sane.]

If there is an organized effort, let me know.

[An "organized effort" against acting corporately. Am I the only one that sees the irony?]

Why get mad at inanimate entities?

[Gotta get mad at SOMEBODY for all my shortcomings and failures!]

Don't be mad at Walmart, be mad at the Walton family.

[Goodnight, John-Boy.]

Don't get mad at the corporations, for everyone of them you destroy the oligarchs will make ten more.

[I'm picturing Mickey Mouse as the sorcerer's apprentice, chopping up the broom, only to have it turn into ten more brooms.]

Thank you very much for your input. I'll give it all the consideration it deserves.

[Which is, none.]

Let me know when your class war against corporations becomes anything more than a fantasy.

[Don't hold your breath.]

Thousands of people around the world are busy organizing reforms with the goal of moving towards revolutionary conflict.

[Workers of the world, unite!]

Unfortunately, with so many lazy nihilists in the US, we'll probably be the last nation to change.

[Vee belief in nossing, Lebowski! NOSSING!!]

If its only a "fantasy" maybe that's because the lazy people waiting to jump on the bandwagon ridicule those trying to build the bandwagon.

[The lazy nihilists jumped onto the kook bandwagon.]

C'est la vie.

[Vie for Vendetta.]

The RATpubliCONs coined a catchy little phrase "Contract with America" and we working stiffs took the bait "Hook Line, and Sinker". . . . In 1992, the Wealthy Elite were so scared of our Working Class Angst, many of them "Refused" to ride to and fro the airport in Limousines. They were actually scared they would "be caught dead" in a limousine. . . .

[The DEmocRATs "Won't" help us. They're "In Bed" with the CorpoRATists. We "Working Class Angsters" need to "Fight Back" against the "Wealthy Elite Banksters" riding fro and to and hither and yon in their "Limos," before "it's too late" and we run out of "quote marks."]

Oh man... I've still got injuries from fighting with Christmas. Gotta ask for a deferment until they heal.

[Yule invoke the Santa Clause, will you?]

Fighting against DU, a corporation, will earn one a tombstone.

[I KNEW it! Skinner is a dirty rotten CORPORATIST! He accepts advertising and everything!! Is there no honor, is there no integrity, ANYWHERE???!!!]

How do you propose to go after the rich? Pitchforks and Torches?

[The Revolution begins TODAY!! Grab your forks and pitchtorches!! Tonight we march on Skin's Island and SHUT DOWN DU!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!! Everybody, a rousing chorus of "The Internationale"!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: civilwar2; civilwarii; classwarfare; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; leftwingradicals; proterrorist
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1 posted on 01/25/2010 3:36:13 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PINGEES OF THE WORLD, UNITE!


2 posted on 01/25/2010 3:38:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (That'll leave some Marx.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP


3 posted on 01/25/2010 3:38:37 PM PST by digger48
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To: Charles Henrickson

sky pilot.

lol


4 posted on 01/25/2010 3:40:28 PM PST by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Join the worldwide fight against globalism!


5 posted on 01/25/2010 3:40:33 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If they really get organized they’ll want to incorporate.


6 posted on 01/25/2010 3:41:25 PM PST by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Real persons against artificial corporate persons?

I'm sure this is too deep for a liberal, but I do wonder where their parents work...the parents whose basement couch they are sleeping on because they're too lazy to get a job themselves. Very likely the roof over their head is related to a corporation. So go ahead liberals, burn down the roof over your own head...idiots.

7 posted on 01/25/2010 3:43:05 PM PST by highlander_UW (There's a storm coming - little kid at a Mexican gas station in The Terminator)
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To: GeronL

Anticorporatism Inc.


8 posted on 01/25/2010 3:44:42 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
if there is an organized effort, let me know.

DUAC! DUAC!

9 posted on 01/25/2010 3:46:59 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Charles Henrickson

Class warfare. But don’t question their patriotism or accuse them of holding communist sympathies...

I get tired of seeing them manipulated by billion dollar marxists.


10 posted on 01/25/2010 3:47:10 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Keep on truckin', Senator Brown.)
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To: GeronL

Have to laugh when Democrats raise the minimum wage and then seek to exempt their campaign staffs from those minimums.


11 posted on 01/25/2010 3:48:21 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Keep on truckin', Senator Brown.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Quick! Put on your Che shirts, ramp up the Bob Marley, and brandish the Little Red Book.

Dumb.


12 posted on 01/25/2010 3:52:09 PM PST by OpusatFR
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To: Charles Henrickson
You have nothing to lose but your chains! The workers control the means of production!

I love it!

13 posted on 01/25/2010 3:52:24 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

These are the exact lies that enslave. Capitalism is the freedom of the individual to do as he chooses.

Pray for America’s Freedom


14 posted on 01/25/2010 3:57:32 PM PST by bray (Throw All the Bums Out, starting with McCain)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good list, but you missed the one about how two DUmmies should form a Corporation, and under the new SCOTUS definition, a third DUmmie ought to marry it!


15 posted on 01/25/2010 3:58:32 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 20?


16 posted on 01/25/2010 4:15:29 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just what we need...another union.


17 posted on 01/25/2010 4:17:37 PM PST by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: Gay State Conservative; PJ-Comix
So let us now march forward together, arm in arm, into a glorious tomorrow. . . .


18 posted on 01/25/2010 4:20:11 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Class warfare: That'll leave some Marx.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DUmmies got the memo, but didn’t know how to read it. Obozo already instituted class warfare, and they missed the bus.


19 posted on 01/25/2010 4:31:17 PM PST by gidget7 (Duncan Hunter-Valley Forge Republican!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
In 1992, the Wealthy Elite were so scared of our Working Class Angst, many of them "Refused" to ride to and fro the airport in Limousines. They were actually scared they would "be caught dead" in a limousine

OMG, these people are SO stupid. Limousines regularly take ordinary working stiffs and salesmen to the airport. Liberals, bunkered down in their parents' basements - proof of how ignorant humanity is capable of being.

20 posted on 01/25/2010 4:35:44 PM PST by Hardastarboard (Note to self: Never post in a thread about religion again.)
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