FDA To Regulate Amount of Food in Processed Foods

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 4/21/2010 | Snarky Basterd

[bloodmeridian]

Citing the growing number of foods that people actually enjoy, the Food and Drug Administration today announced plans to regulate just how much food processed foods can contain.

"It's more than food for thought," said Food Czar Ferdie “Federal” Famiñe. “We certainly think it's appropriate to manage every little morsel the American people eat."

[Logical me]

Hi, slaves, communism is here and well.

[a fool in paradise]

The health nuts’ favorite “tofu” is a processed foodstuff too.

[OneWingedShark]

>The health nuts’ favorite “tofu” is a processed foodstuff too.

Might I suggest tofu molded into a turkey and stuffed with Ocra & Brussell Sprouts?

{My argument against Vegetarianism.}

[Darnright]

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“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon”

[freedumb2003]

Satire is getting increasingly difficult to post, since this administration and congress have done so many outrageous things that everything, no matter how crazy, is believable.

If you listed 2 years ago the headlines of what happened in this last year, every single one would have been taken as satire.

[sportutegrl]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2490666/posts

Brussels Sprouts thread. Okra (not ocra) is mentioned as also slimy.

[bloodmeridian]

Right...I hijack Alinksy and use it against the left.