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DUmmie FUnnies 05-04-10 (DUmmies SURE Times Square Bomber a Teabagger!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 4, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 05/04/2010 8:55:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

That person who tried to blow up Times Square with an SUV bomb? It MUST have been a Teabagger! The DUmmies are SURE of it! Only a white, Christian, heterosexual, SUV-driving, anti-Obama racist could be responsible for such a reprehensible terrorist act--although AmeriKKKa does deserve it, of course. See the DUmmie paranoia and prejudice unfold here in this THREAD, "PREDICTION: They'll arrest somebody for the Times Square Event within 48 hours."

So let us all hop in our gas-guzzling SUVs and head on over to DUmmieland. The DUmmie comments are in--what will turn out to be--Red-faced Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, a white Christian heterosexual with an alibi, is in the [brackets]:

PREDICTION: They'll arrest somebody for the Times Square Event within 48 hours

[It's Karl Rove, and he's already been arrested. Just give it 48 business hours.]

He had Connecticut plates on the SUV that were registered to another vehicle.

[Hmmm. . . . The Bush Family Evil Empire has roots in Connecticut. . . .]

Once they check the VIN, they'll know whose car it is.

[VIN SCULLY?!? Who knew?]

it's obvious the perpetrator left a trail of bread crumbs that will lead right to him.

[Or a trail of TEA LEAVES!]

There will be a VIN. VINs are located in numerous places. . . .

[Let's see . . . Vin Scully . . . Vin Di Bona . . . My Cousin Vinnie . . . Vin Diesel--VIN DIESEL! That's it! "Diesel"/SUV, blows up things--We've got our man! . . . No, wait, Vin Diesel is part African-American, isn't he? That would rule him out. Not white enough.]

This is definitely the work of a conservative.

[The SUV is a dead giveaway.]

When I purchase a big item I stamp my ss number on it in various places, one that will be seen pretty easily then the others requiring a partial tear down. Just in case I want identify it later. I know a person who had his tools stolen and he found a couple of them but because he couldn't tell the investigators enough to make a positive identification he lost them anyway. I try my best to not let that happen, it had a scratch here or it had a bump there won't get it. Well I took the switch out and filed that little diddly thingy there that was bugging me works every time though or I replaced one of the brake lite bulbs or a switch and or had broken some little piece or what ever works though. If you use a stamp to put a number or letter in a piece of metal no matter if its ground off it can still be seen using the right techniques. Not sure about welding over it but that would raise questions because you can identify that as the place I put my name or a number.

[Do you bore people professionally, or is this just a hobby?]

Here is a partial list of the places you can find them on the Pathfinder
Nissan Axxess, Van
Pickup, Pathfinder
280Z, ZX
All others excl. above Left side of dash (thru windshield)
Front left floor panel
Left side of dash (thru windshield)
Right inner fender
Left side of dash (thru windshield)
Right strut housing
Left side of dash (thru windshield)
Firewall 10th

[Call the FBI. I'm sure your information will help them crack the case.]

They also found fingerprints.

[Well, that narrows it down to people with fingers.]

I'm betting it's a veteran. . . .

[May we question your patriotism now?]

I think it's about 75% likely this was a right wing militia member.

[25% chance it's a right-wing militia groupie.]

87% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[Hee! Hee!]

I predict it will be Mel Gibson.

[I'll go with Mel Tillis, and a sudden stuttering attack made him mess up the explosion.]

Wonder if it will end up being a right-wing terrorism incident?

[Redundant.]

I would say that your average right-winger fits the profile to a "Tea".

[Profiles in Beverage.]

A false-flag event designed to Arizona'ize NYC?

[Jesse Ventura checks in.]

I think Halliburton has a finger in this pie.

[Hey, you may be on to something! An SUV uses more gas, hence more oil. . . . Anybody know the whereabouts of Dick Cheney on the night in question?]

It knocked the environmental disaster off the headlines and they played a huge part in it. Also, they would WANT to make it look like an amateur.

[Those devious b*st*rds!]

CT plates?

[Lieberman! Of course! A Neo-con Zionist plot!]

amateur = domestic? Shoe bomber? underpants bomber? not seeing the logic in that conclusion.

[Your Kewpie Doll is on the way, DUmmie rucky, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity™!]

My Guess:
Right Wing
White Male
American
Flag Waving Patriot
TEABAGGER
McVeigh / Ruby Ridge / Waco fanatic
2nd Ammendment Gun Nut
Fundamentalist Evangelical Christian
and most importantly:
Anti-Immigration Zealot.

[Oh, come on, go out on a limb here! Those things are GIVENS!]

All I hope is that they have ties to the teabaggers

[Please, please, PUH-LEEZE, let it be a teabagger! Oh, Gaia, please hear me!]

I highly doubt that.

[Huh? Wha-aa??]

Of course you do because you saw the news that a Pakistani man had been arrested over 5 hours ago, like everyone else who has watched the news over the last few hours.

[Oopsie! Never mind.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: connecticut; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; faisalshahzad; newyork; newyorkcity; nyc; pakistan; suv; teabagger; teaparty; terrorism; timessquare; timessquarebomber; timessquarebombing
Thanx to GeronL for the heads-up on this thread!
1 posted on 05/04/2010 8:55:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/04/2010 8:56:43 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (White Christian heterosexual with an alibi)
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To: Charles Henrickson

1st?


3 posted on 05/04/2010 8:57:40 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lucy and that damned football again.


4 posted on 05/04/2010 8:59:05 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Charles Henrickson

A “non-PJ” in!


5 posted on 05/04/2010 8:59:12 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Hypocrisy: "Animal rightists" who eat meat & pen up pets while accusing hog farmers of cruelty.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yep, a Paki Teabagger along with a lot more Paki Tea Baggers in Pakistan, who have just been arrested.


6 posted on 05/04/2010 9:01:08 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS DESTROYING AMERICA-LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO THE WHITE HOUSE!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10 from Bloomberg’s New York!


7 posted on 05/04/2010 9:01:26 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yep, a Paki Teabagger along with a lot more Paki Tea Baggers in Pakistan, who have just been arrested.


8 posted on 05/04/2010 9:01:27 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS DESTROYING AMERICA-LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO THE WHITE HOUSE!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10

or 11 maybe.


9 posted on 05/04/2010 9:03:40 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; kristinn

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2506338/posts

Fox News: Up to Eight in Pakistan Taken Into Custody Over Times Square Bombing
Tuesday, May 4, 2010 | Kristinn

Posted on Tuesday, May 04, 2010 8:51:12 AM by kristinn

Just on the Fox News Channel as a banner: Up to 8 in custody in Pakistan over Times Square bombing attempt.


10 posted on 05/04/2010 9:03:50 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS DESTROYING AMERICA-LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO THE WHITE HOUSE!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This is definitely the work of a conservative.

Yep, one of those who cling to their guns and religion.


I think it's about 75% likely this was a right wing militia member.

and 99% of the people on DU hate rightwingers.


Wonder if it will end up being a right-wing terrorism incident?

There goes another DUmmie blaming the "right wing" of the country.


All I hope is that they have ties to the teabaggers

And another DUmmie blaming the right.


Of course you do because you saw the news that a Pakistani man had been arrested over 5 hours ago, like everyone else who has watched the news over the last few hours.

[Oopsie! Never mind.]

There will be weeping and nashing of teeth at the DUmp now.

11 posted on 05/04/2010 9:06:52 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

12 posted on 05/04/2010 9:13:30 AM PDT by listenhillary (Capitalism = billions raised from poverty, Socialism = billions reduced to starvation)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Anyone ventured there to see their reaction now that it was not who they wanted it to be?


13 posted on 05/04/2010 9:14:48 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
When I purchase a big item I stamp my ss number on it in various places

Off course, for ven you vill prroduce your papers, please....

14 posted on 05/04/2010 9:24:03 AM PDT by mikrofon (See Guile)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I just took a look, and here’s this gem:

“So It Is Domestic Terrorism, After All...perpetrated on these immigrants by Goldman, et al. Broadway reaping what Wall St. sowed.”

And when I thought it couldn’t be more delusional, there was this one:

“I’m just glad we have a competent AG and DOJ. Quite a change”


15 posted on 05/04/2010 9:31:31 AM PDT by NOVACPA
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Well, the DUmp is blocked from work and I do no go there from home. But, with all the other FR threads here about this, a lot of FReepers say they are down in the DUmps today.


16 posted on 05/04/2010 9:32:35 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
and 99% of the people on DU hate rightwingers.

...and the other 1% are FR trolls? :-)

17 posted on 05/04/2010 9:33:48 AM PDT by wbill
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To: mikrofon
When I purchase a big item I stamp my ss number on it in various places

Brilliant. That way, not only does this idiot get his TV stolen, he gets his Identity stolen as well.

That's a real DUmmie Two-Fer.

18 posted on 05/04/2010 9:35:15 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love the ending. Thats a riot.

The sad news is, the government was doing the same thing the DUers were. They WANTED it to be a white guy. If this doofus had blown himself up in the SUV and some bystanders the SWAT teams would be going through every trailer park in the country rounding up likely rightwing white people.

Remember the Hutaree Militia?? No evidence whatsoever, they “could have” been bad guys. But not the New Black Panthers with their billyvlubs in the doorway of a voting location, no... thats fine.


19 posted on 05/04/2010 9:36:08 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I just took a look, and here’s this gem:

“So It Is Domestic Terrorism, After All...perpetrated on these immigrants by Goldman, et al. Broadway reaping what Wall St. sowed.”

And when I thought it couldn’t be more delusional, there was this one:

“I’m just glad we have a competent AG and DOJ. Quite a change”


20 posted on 05/04/2010 9:36:15 AM PDT by NOVACPA
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To: wbill
...and the other 1% are FR trolls? :-)


21 posted on 05/04/2010 9:36:20 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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To: Arrowhead1952
There will be weeping and nashing of teeth at the DUmp now.

I wish, but there won't. (Well, the weeping and gnashing of teeth will continue at the same level it always does in DUmmieland, but it won't get higher because of this) As soon as it's a Pakistani, they will move on to either:

1) a false flag operation by CIA/Hallibuton/BFEE(Bush Family Evil Empire)/Tea Partyers/etc. ad nauseam.

2) some dupe maneuvered into into doing their dirty work by CIA/Hallibuton/BFEE(Bush Family Evil Empire)/Tea Partyers/etc. ad nauseam.

Brainless idiots tend to remain brainless idiots until they assume room temperature. Then their IQ goes up abruptly.

22 posted on 05/04/2010 9:37:17 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Stephen Decatur: you want barrels of gunpowder as tribute, you must expect cannonballs with it.)
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To: wbill

Well, I’d think there are probably more than 1% LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS there than 1%, so my initial number may be too high.


23 posted on 05/04/2010 9:39:51 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good find. Might do an NB story on this topic.


24 posted on 05/04/2010 10:34:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: Charles Henrickson
An open letter to people at the DU: You people are idiots, and I'm actually being nice about it by calling you idiots, if it quacks like a duck, if it waddles like a duck, it's a duck. So if there's a car bomb in the middle of Times Square and we're at war with Islam, common sense will tell you who the odds favor in perpetrating this.

You can continue to stick you homely heads in the sand when it comes to Muslim terrorism as you've done through WTC 1, Somalia, the African Embassy bombings, Khobar Towers, the USS Cole, 9/11, the Indonesian bombings, the shoe bomber, the fruit of the boom bomber, and now Times Square. The people you fear ie the Tea Party are not the ones you should be afraid of, open your beady little eyes and see who the real enemy to you is.

I will continue to post over there with you idiots trying to inject some common sense in your off the wall nonsensical posts and I'll come out of the closet after your guys are swept out of office during the mid-terms, after I read you meltdowns of course.

Sincerely, A sane American who can't read and post at the DU as much as I did because I find the dumbing down effect take hold for s short time.

25 posted on 05/04/2010 10:46:27 AM PDT by Ballygrl
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To: CT-Freeper
"CT-Freeper"? "CT-Freeper"!! Where were YOU on Saturday night? Do you now, or have you ever, owned an SUV?
26 posted on 05/04/2010 11:32:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (White Christian heterosexual with an alibi)
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To: listenhillary

Someone should send one to Bloomberg, and a few more to that MSNBC anchor. I’d like to see them eat it in public as well.


27 posted on 05/04/2010 11:33:13 AM PDT by LibertyRocks (http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com ~ Anti-Obama Gear: http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: mikrofon

heh heh... Good catch. ;)


28 posted on 05/04/2010 11:34:01 AM PDT by LibertyRocks (http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com ~ Anti-Obama Gear: http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: PJ-Comix; GeronL
Good find.

Thank GeronL, PJ, who gave the heads-up on this one. Eminently DUFUable.

29 posted on 05/04/2010 11:37:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (White Christian heterosexual with an alibi)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thank you for the ping. I wish I could laugh more about this, though. These people make me sick. They are so wrapped in their delusions that they will most likely NEVER be able to critically analyze anything for the TRUTH. They allowed themselves to believe anything and everything that was negative about their fellow Americans, and can see NOTHING when it comes to their enemies whom they consider as friends. It’s no wonder they want government hand-outs... I can’t imagine half of these people holding a real job where one had to be accountable for their actions... Plus, the hypocrisy is astounding!

Sorry... I know it’s supposed to be a humorous thread — it’s just that these people are all USEFUL IDIOTS, but given their admiration for Lenin they probably don’t mind.


30 posted on 05/04/2010 11:40:21 AM PDT by LibertyRocks (http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com ~ Anti-Obama Gear: http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL....no, sorry. I was actually so completely removed from any news & info sources over the weekend, I didn't even hear about this event until my drive into work Monday morning.
31 posted on 05/04/2010 11:52:39 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I posted a link to this DUFU at NB...just moments before NB went down again. Hope NB is up and running soon.


32 posted on 05/04/2010 11:55:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix
To: Charles Henrickson

I posted a link to this DUFU at NB...just moments before NB went down again. Hope NB is up and running soon.

32 posted on Tue May 4 11:55:58 2010 by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)

This is a shock to me. I read DUFU all the time, and I've never seen you two photographed together. I thought you were just one person, like Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne....

33 posted on 05/04/2010 12:07:05 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: Charles Henrickson
When I purchase a big item I stamp my ss number on it in various places, one that will be seen pretty easily then the others requiring a partial tear down. Just in case I want identify it later. I know a person who had his tools stolen and he found a couple of them but because he couldn't tell the investigators enough to make a positive identification he lost them anyway. I try my best to not let that happen, it had a scratch here or it had a bump there won't get it. Well I took the switch out and filed that little diddly thingy there that was bugging me works every time though or I replaced one of the brake lite bulbs or a switch and or had broken some little piece or what ever works though. If you use a stamp to put a number or letter in a piece of metal no matter if its ground off it can still be seen using the right techniques. Not sure about welding over it but that would raise questions because you can identify that as the place I put my name or a number.

Good grief! What in the world is this person talking about? I was able to get through the guy losing his tools, but that was it. Wow, what a bunch of unintelligible poop.

34 posted on 05/04/2010 12:16:59 PM PDT by bcsco (Obama: Hokus Pokus POTUS)
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To: Cyber Liberty; PJ-Comix
I read DUFU all the time, and I've never seen you two photographed together.

Now you have:


35 posted on 05/04/2010 12:36:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (White Christian heterosexual with an alibi)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is there a thread up yet in Dummie Land where they’re claiming that this was just the work of Teabaggers who have framed this poor immigrant?


36 posted on 05/04/2010 12:44:48 PM PDT by kingu (Favorite Sticker: Lost hope, and Obama took my change.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Now you have...

Is that you, or is it PJ who looks like a little red X?

Photobucket

37 posted on 05/04/2010 1:00:07 PM PDT by lonevoice (If Fox News is the only outlet reporting it, did it really happen?)
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To: lonevoice; Cyber Liberty; PJ-Comix; franksolich
Is that you, or is it PJ who looks like a little red X?

Clue: I am *not* the one whose picture sometimes shows up as a little red X.

But click "Refresh" or right-click "Show Picture," and you may catch a glimpse of the Elusive One.

38 posted on 05/04/2010 1:22:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (White Christian heterosexual with an alibi)
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To: Charles Henrickson

39 posted on 05/04/2010 1:25:29 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Oh noes! That boy has kidnapped PJ!


40 posted on 05/04/2010 1:31:07 PM PDT by lonevoice (If Fox News is the only outlet reporting it, did it really happen?)
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To: Cyber Liberty; lonevoice; PJ-Comix; franksolich
Li'l PJ?


41 posted on 05/04/2010 2:44:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (White Christian heterosexual with an alibi)
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To: Charles Henrickson

DU members today.

42 posted on 05/04/2010 4:50:24 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; lonevoice
I found this old high school class photo of PJ:

Looks to be around 1947 - 48? I didn't know PJ was that old!

43 posted on 05/04/2010 5:02:42 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns
Photobucket
44 posted on 05/04/2010 7:19:49 PM PDT by lonevoice (If Fox News is the only outlet reporting it, did it really happen?)
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To: GeronL
Knee slapping funny!

(and the rest of y'all are dammed funny too)

45 posted on 05/04/2010 9:15:28 PM PDT by investigateworld (Abortion Stops A Beating Heart)
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To: investigateworld

Precious little morons aren’t they?

lol


46 posted on 05/04/2010 10:08:31 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Anyone ventured there to see their reaction now that it was not who they wanted it to be?

Probably denial. "A conspiracy, a cover-up, a Rovian plot."

47 posted on 05/04/2010 10:10:10 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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