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“Plug the damn hole” jokes
Big Bureaucracy ^ | May 26th, 2010 | Ellie Velinska

Posted on 05/26/2010 2:59:22 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy

‘Plug that damn hole’ is not an advertising for the new iTampons but an alleged quote by President Obama commenting on the BP oil spill.

However, the right wing bloggers are probably taking the phrase out of context.

May be the President was reading the title of the porn video that the federal oil regulators were watching while vacationing on the dime of the companies that they were supposed to be regulating.

May be he was referring to the doughnut hole that the oppressive imperialistic capitalists created so they can make you pay for air.

May be he was giving orders to the National Guard deployed to the South Border regarding the holes in the fence that his White House as the previous one were not able to finish.

May be he was talking to his personal defense attorneys regarding the story line presented in the latest Obama birth certificate lawsuits… or in the old Blago lawsuit… or in the future Sestak lawsuit.

May be he is determined to plug the black hole that is sucking all our tax-money called Federal Budget so we can have some dough to repay the 13 trillion dollars of sovereign debt.

Or maybe there is a black hole in the Galaxy far away that is about to gobble us. Let the Force be with us!

May be he will plug the hole in the racial relationships in the country becoming bigger and bigger with every “go for ice-cream and be harassed” lie about the Arizona law...

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TOPICS: Government; Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: jokes; myarticle; myblog; plugthedamnhole

1 posted on 05/26/2010 2:59:22 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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To: Big Bureaucracy
However, the right wing bloggers are probably...

So, I guess this boy-genius knows what the Right wingers are doing? Must be easier to open his mouth and demonstrate how big a fool he is, rather than read what we are posting.

Is it me, or do the Libtards have a huge sexual repression issue going on? First, they call us 'Tea-baggers', now they can't help but make vulgar jokes about Obama's highly technical speech on "Fill that damn hole".

And they call us immature?

2 posted on 05/26/2010 3:02:54 PM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: Big Bureaucracy
Election 2012...Plug the Damn Hole!!
3 posted on 05/26/2010 3:03:07 PM PDT by jakerobins
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"We're just waiting for the word to get started"......

4 posted on 05/26/2010 3:03:33 PM PDT by Mac from Cleveland ("See what you made me do?" Major Malik Hasan)
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To: Big Bureaucracy

Jackass


5 posted on 05/26/2010 3:04:46 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: jakerobins

Good one! LOL. You made my day!


6 posted on 05/26/2010 3:17:29 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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“Plug the damn hole.”

1. That’s what she said.

2. Tiger’s prior personal motto.

3. Barney Frank’s typical sexual request.


7 posted on 05/26/2010 3:30:26 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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8 posted on 05/26/2010 3:30:48 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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Biden: “That’s a big f***ng hole.”


9 posted on 05/26/2010 3:45:17 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yeah, I was in rehab. I got Hooked on Phonics. Darn that Sesame Street Gang.)
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Plug the ho’.


10 posted on 05/26/2010 4:01:06 PM PDT by manic4organic (Obama shot hoops, America lost troops.)
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Throngs of Øbama disciples race to comply with the commandment of their Messiah:

Jump in the Hole

11 posted on 05/26/2010 4:10:37 PM PDT by TruthHound ("He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci)
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How many light bulbs does it take to plug a hole? Or...
How many plugged holes does it take to screw in a light bulb?


12 posted on 05/26/2010 4:23:08 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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This company has technology to plug circuit board holes.
http://www.contag.eu/uploads/pi_ti/hole_plugging_b.pdf

This company sells hole plugs.
http://www.siska.com/plugs.htm

These set of instructions show you how to plug screw holes.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2285203_plug-screw-holes-furniture.html


13 posted on 05/26/2010 4:30:01 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Hodar

I thought the out-of-context remark was a wisecrack, myself.


14 posted on 05/26/2010 5:19:41 PM PDT by MortMan (I'm just an inkjet printer in a holographic world...)
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Barney Frank - whew-w-w - disgusting!


15 posted on 05/26/2010 6:34:39 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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To: Mac from Cleveland

Agree, Tiger and Clinton are like monster machines in plugging holes!


16 posted on 05/26/2010 6:36:41 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
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