Posted on 06/06/2010 8:23:24 AM PDT by SvenWaring
Helen Thomas, the wicked witch of the West Wing, believes munchkins should return to their homes and leave Munchkinland.
"They are occupiers," said Thomas. "Itty, teeny, weeny, little occupiers, but occupiers nonetheless."
Thomas, who has served as the wicked witch of the West Wing since the Johnson administration--the Andrew Johnson administration--has had on ongoing feud with the munchkins. She cites their parliamentary democracy and the crushing of her sister with a house as reasons for her hatred of little people.
Willie, leader of the Anti-Defamunchkin League, asked Thomas to apologize for her statements.
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Brilliant!
I wonder if Wicked Witch of the West Bank would be better?
Naw West Wing is PEFECT!
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