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Jesus and the Democrat
The Looking Spoon ^ | 6-25-2010 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 06/27/2010 4:28:28 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

I received this story in a email and it made me really laugh so I had to share...

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."


The Looking Spoon is a conservative humor/satire/art/commentary blog, visit www.thelookingspoon.com to see more posts and art


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrat; jesus; joke; republican

1 posted on 06/27/2010 4:28:35 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

I liked that.
Thanks for posting the content and not pimping.


2 posted on 06/27/2010 4:32:38 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: The Looking Spoon

bump


3 posted on 06/27/2010 4:40:53 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: The Looking Spoon

Nice LOL.


4 posted on 06/27/2010 4:48:32 PM PDT by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Funny and thanks!


5 posted on 06/27/2010 4:52:37 PM PDT by wally_bert (It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
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To: wally_bert; All

I love how the Dem BRAGS that the beer to Jesus is on HIS bill, but he’s paying for it with money from his disability checks...

So its really OUR bill...to quote Homer Simpson, its funny because its true! LOL


6 posted on 06/27/2010 4:59:04 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Great point. A dim use his own money? Tis a silly notion.


7 posted on 06/27/2010 5:02:29 PM PDT by wally_bert (It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
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To: zot; Interesting Times; SeraphimApprentice

ping


8 posted on 06/27/2010 5:43:52 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: GreyFriar

Yep! And then Jesus walked out the door ...


9 posted on 06/27/2010 8:12:32 PM PDT by zot
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To: The Looking Spoon

It’s going back around again. I just got it in an email this morning.


10 posted on 11/05/2010 8:59:16 AM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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