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Unemployment Benefits Great Stimulus to Economy Says Pelosi (satire)
Semi-News/Semi-Satire | 10 July 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/10/2010 1:33:43 PM PDT by John Semmens

According to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif), persisting high rates of unemployment aren’t the bad news a lot of doomsayers contend. That is, as long as the unemployment checks keep coming. As Pelosi sees it, the spending of these checks by the unemployed is an underappreciated stimulus to the economy.

“A working person is bogged down by having to spend up to 40 hours or more per week to get paid,” Pelosi pointed out. “Freed of this encumbrance, the recipient of unemployment benefits has many more hours to aggressively spend the money he or she receives. This robust demand is what will quickly pull the economy out of the recession.”

Further, unemployment checks are even better than paychecks because “the purchasing power of paychecks is reduced by withholding taxes while unemployment checks are largely tax-free. And while a person is apt to save part of a paycheck, the recipient of unemployment, knowing that the government is looking after him, can go ahead and spend it all.”

“In an ideal world all compensation would be distributed by the government,” Pelosi envisioned. “No one would be forced to grub for money. People who wanted to work could go to work. People who didn’t wouldn’t have to. No one would have to worry that they would starve just because they don’t want to have to punch a time clock. Working toward this ideal has been my mission since I entered public service. I believe we are closer to achieving it than we ever have been.”


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: collectivism; democrats; satire; unemployment
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To: John Semmens

What an idiotic claim. Considering the source, however, it is to be expected, She reminds one of Saddam Hussein’s spokesman.


21 posted on 07/10/2010 2:23:10 PM PDT by billhilly
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To: John Semmens

Last I heard, most unemployment checks go to banks (mortgages), utilities (energy companies), and food - oops - an industry Obama hasn’t tried to take over yet.

Nancy Pelosi is dumber than dirt.


22 posted on 07/10/2010 2:25:09 PM PDT by oldmomster
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To: John Semmens

“In an ideal world all compensation would be distributed by the government,” Pelosi envisioned. “No one would be forced to grub for money. People who wanted to work could go to work. People who didn’t wouldn’t have to. No one would have to worry that they would starve just because they don’t want to have to punch a time clock. Working toward this ideal has been my mission since I entered public service. I believe we are closer to achieving it than we ever have been.”

I just can’t believe this - this woman is sincerely and completely nuts - and how come we havent heard about this insane suggestion! If you don’t want to go to work???????

Arghhhhhh


23 posted on 07/10/2010 2:27:35 PM PDT by oldmomster
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To: himno hero

And she is the house leader!!!!!


24 posted on 07/10/2010 2:29:12 PM PDT by doc
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To: John Semmens

Funny as a wheelchair...


25 posted on 07/10/2010 2:30:00 PM PDT by jonascord (We've got the Constitution to protect us. Why should we worry?)
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To: John Semmens

This is the kind of stupid that is the left


26 posted on 07/10/2010 2:31:52 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: John Semmens

Someone should start a NotParody Blog


27 posted on 07/10/2010 2:32:21 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: Candor7

Its a gaffe worthy of Joe Biden


28 posted on 07/10/2010 2:33:27 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: EGPWS

Good one!


29 posted on 07/10/2010 2:34:02 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: John Semmens

Sorry, blood pressure returning to normal - didn’t see the sarc tag.


30 posted on 07/10/2010 2:47:27 PM PDT by oldmomster
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To: GeronL

Welfare payments are good for the economy. Give up your job today!!!!!!/s


31 posted on 07/10/2010 3:15:33 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama .......yes.......is fascist... ...He meets every diagnostic of history)
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To: tx_eggman

LOL. I will be receiving this in my e-mail by tomorrow, complete with total outrage and calls for impeachment. Then some smart... will send around the message that Snopes says”This is false”.


32 posted on 07/10/2010 3:24:49 PM PDT by WVNan
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To: John Semmens

I do have to say though, John, that this is one of the best satire pieces yet. Because it is so close to being exactly something she would say.


33 posted on 07/10/2010 3:29:16 PM PDT by WVNan
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To: John Semmens

She is truly a brainless wonder. Pelosi has to be from a foreign planet, perhaps called the planet ‘stupid’.


34 posted on 07/10/2010 4:18:03 PM PDT by Hattie
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To: Concho

You missed the point. The point is you’re robbing Peter to pay Paul. That does not grow the economy. Also by extending benefits out to almost 2 years those that go on unemployment tend to wait till the benefits are almost run out before they start looking in earnest. I know people like that. The comment was she was stupid to say it grows the economy. It does not!!! It just rearranges it. The money the recipient spends makes up for the money the person paying the tax can’t spend.


35 posted on 07/11/2010 8:18:42 AM PDT by MadAnthony1776 (A liberals vision of paradise is God's definition of hell!!!)
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To: John Semmens

You nailed it! LOL


36 posted on 07/11/2010 8:21:25 AM PDT by SvenWaring
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