I'm a democrat (sung to the lunberjack song)

My Mind | 8/31/2010 | Sniper63

[sniper63]

I'm a Democrat and I'm for gays

I sleep all night and I scream all day

I hug big trees, I eat wild nuts

I protest the RNC

On Wednesdays I go marching

and protest the Anti Greens

I hug big trees, I scream and rant

I like to blame Bush followers

I accept the Muslim clothing

and help forget the towers

I hug big trees, I carry signs

supporter of Islam

I wish I'd been a Muslim

Just like dear O'bama.

[ssaftler]

ROTFLMAO! I can just visualize Nancy Pe-lousy singing lead with a “chorus” of Harry Reid, Arlen Spector, Chuckie Schumer and Barbara Boxer backing her up.

[al_c]

[cripplecreek]

Dem, dem, dem, dem
Dem, dem, dem, dem

It’s great to be on a ship with Dems
And sail across the sea-o,
We don’t know where we’ll land or when,
But it’s great to be with Dems.
(It’s great to be with dems)

‘Cause Dems can sweat and dems can stink
And no one seems to care-o,
We’ll throw the dishes in the sink
And clog the drain with hair-o
(And clog the drain with hair-o)

Dems, dems, dems,
It’s a ship all filled with dems,
So batten down the ladies’ room,
There’s no one here but dems!

Dem, dem, dem, dem
Dem, dem, dem, dem

There’s dems above and dems below
And dems down in the galley,
There’s Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
And one guy we call Sally!
(and one guy we call Sally!)

Dems, dems, dems,
It’s a ship all filled with dems,
You’ll never have to lift the seat,
There’s no one here but dems!

Dem, dem, dem, dem
Dem, dem, dem, dem

We’re dems and friends until the end
And all of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in single beds
And blow each other kissies!
(and blow each other kissies!)

Dems, dems, dems,
It’s a ship all filled with dems,
So throw your rubbers overboard,
There’s no one here but dems!

[egannacht]

Ping

Oh Barry, and I thought you were so butch?

[equalitybeforethelaw]

What happened to the part where “we dress in women’s underwear and go to bars all night?” It seems this verse still fits.

[Lady Jag]

It's his security bra

[andy58-in-nh]

Shudder...

[Slings and Arrows]

My eyes!

[JRios1968]

[Lady Jag]

My eyes!

You should see when he gets together with his czars.

[Lady Jag]

I don't suppose this will help then.

[luvie]

What a waste of a good bra.

:D

[potlatch]

Lol, you nut! I remember a Braaaaa I put on a lamb one time because of you, heh.

[Lady Jag]

That is one bra I would have gladly burned.

This guy was smart and burned his.

[Lady Jag]

Here's mine. Do you still have yours?

[luvie]

He doesn’t look so smart to me! LOL!

[Lady Jag]

Well, I’d volunteer to smarten him up.

[luvie]

Heehee! Understood!

[Lady Jag]

You possess good judgment.