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Obama Joke of the Day - September 13
Useful Info Nation ^ | 9/13/2010 | Thomas Bryan

Posted on 09/13/2010 8:22:37 AM PDT by toma29

We all know Obama's speeches are a joke. His policies are a joke. And he's a joke. This one's been floating around the web for a while now:

President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head.

Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses."

Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?"

The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's ass. It's hard to fool them flies though."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2pimpmyblog; blogpimper; blogpimping; joke; obama; pimp; satire; teleprompter
I wonder how many of his voters are now feeling like contestants on "Are you Smarter than a Fly?".
1 posted on 09/13/2010 8:22:40 AM PDT by toma29
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To: toma29

Believe it or not, this joke was debunked on Snopes. >sigh<


2 posted on 09/13/2010 8:31:44 AM PDT by Genoa (Titus 2:13)
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To: toma29

Snopes needs to lighten up.


3 posted on 09/13/2010 8:33:46 AM PDT by Genoa (Titus 2:13)
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To: Genoa

The husband and wife team that take care of Snopes are notorious liberals with a clear liberal agenda. That’s why I don’t go to that site anymore.


4 posted on 09/13/2010 8:35:21 AM PDT by ObamaMustGo2012 (Obama Must Go In 2012)
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To: ObamaMustGo2012

They need to get a life. Seriously. They think they have to debunk Obama jokes? “This didn’t really happen.” LOL!


5 posted on 09/13/2010 8:37:07 AM PDT by Genoa (Titus 2:13)
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To: Genoa

It’s sad that they are so in the tank for him that they feel that they have to debunk jokes about him for fear that someone may actually believe them. Is anybody looking forward to the media meltdown in 2012?


6 posted on 09/13/2010 8:38:40 AM PDT by toma29
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To: toma29

Fly: "Hmmm...smells like $#!*, feels like $#!*, tastes like $#!*.....must be $#!*."

7 posted on 09/13/2010 8:41:54 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Contrary to popular belief, America is separated by class.... the political class and all others.)
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To: Genoa

Debunked?? Flies are not hard, but easy to fool?


8 posted on 09/13/2010 8:47:41 AM PDT by alecqss
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To: OB1kNOb

I have nothing against smokers, but he sure looks like he does more than just the two or three a day. Doesn’t he?


9 posted on 09/13/2010 9:06:24 AM PDT by toma29
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I have nothing against smokers, but he sure looks like he does more than just the two or three a day. Doesn’t he?

Tobacco? Hard to tell. Smoking something else? He didn't get the ideas he has in his head by staying in his right mind.

10 posted on 09/13/2010 1:31:16 PM PDT by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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