ABSTINENCE TRAINING WITH A COUNTRY TWANG

WebToday ^ | 8-14-10 | WebToday

[geraldmcg]

Kansas (Impossible News) -- A highly innovative approach is now being tested in rural Kansas schools when it comes to abstinence education. The new "Ooooh, That's Gross!" program is designed to connect with kindergarten through 6th grade students.

Children are taken out to the farm to watch livestock during the mating season. As you can imagine, answers to the many questions they ask are intended to repulse the children and give them the heeby jeebies when it comes to physical contact with the opposite sex.

Then after the field trip they are given a "Dick is icky" or Jane is creepy" cooties prevention coloring book. So far the success has been remarkable, although food fights between boys and girls are now on the rise.

Note: This fictional report is for entertainment purposes only

[allmost]

Goats and other livestock mating. You subject young children to this. The general scenario would seem to promote the opposite intended effect and might leave the children predisposed to beastiality.

The entire premise of this 'project' seems to be that the state should organize sexual education far beyond the parent's control. The state should instruct these young and vulnerable minds that forced rape, in the animal world, is natural. I'm not sure if your an idiot, pervert, or just plain asshole.

[caver]

Did you read this “fictional” report labeled as humor?

[R. Scott]

I’m glad it is fictional, it would have the opposite affect.
I spent much of my youth growing up in a rural area. Seeing animals procreating was no big thing, it was natural and they seemed to enjoy doing it. Many of us were enjoying sex (and hoping not to procreate) shortly after going through puberty.

[humblegunner]

Then after the field trip they are given a "Dick is icky"

Barney Frank is deeply saddened.

[heylady]

On a more serious note, my Pastor gave a sermon in Bible study this past Sunday that was truly inspirational. He discussed Corinthians chap 7 . It deals with marriage, divorce, and fidelity. There were many teenagers at the service who I am sure benefited greatly from this sermon. This is the kind of “sex education” we need in our schools, not the crap that is being taught.